ImpulsivePuppy Posted July 20, 2017 #1 Share Posted July 20, 2017 http://www.theonion.com/article/shelling-royal-caribbeans-ms-allure-sinks-carnival-56448 (this is, of course, satire. this did not really happen) :'):');p:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ja2012 Posted July 20, 2017 #2 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Oh The Humanity!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esilef Posted July 20, 2017 #3 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NouCruzer Posted July 20, 2017 #4 Share Posted July 20, 2017 http://www.theonion.com/article/shelling-royal-caribbeans-ms-allure-sinks-carnival-56448 (this is, of course, satire. this did not really happen) :'):');p:D Yes, one of the most impressive stops in the All Access Tour is the War Room and the forward cannon mounts on Deck 2. We were told that they fire day-old dinner rolls that are left over from the Wind Jammer. The crew stated that the rolls are so hard that they have little difficulty penetrating the armor of a Carnival ship. (This is not satire,... I swear!!! :*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Dancer Posted July 20, 2017 #5 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I think some of us could get jobs at the Onion with our wit.:* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merion_Mom Posted July 20, 2017 #6 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Yes, one of the most impressive stops in the All Access Tour is the War Room and the forward cannon mounts on Deck 2. We were told that they fire day-old dinner rolls that are left over from the Wind Jammer. The crew stated that the rolls are so hard that they have little difficulty penetrating the armor of a Carnival ship. (This is not satire,... I swear!!! :*) Savory Bites, fire at will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaimevoyager Posted July 20, 2017 #7 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Savory Bites, fire at will! Oh no! NOT THE SAVORY BITES! Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted July 20, 2017 #8 Share Posted July 20, 2017 But that's not Allure. 😱 Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker19 Posted July 20, 2017 #9 Share Posted July 20, 2017 ^ right, it looks like Freedom class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted July 20, 2017 #10 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Might be a Voyager as well Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarea Posted July 20, 2017 #11 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Might be a Voyager as well It's either Navigator or Mariner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted July 20, 2017 #12 Share Posted July 20, 2017 It's either Navigator or Mariner. Balconies? Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarea Posted July 20, 2017 #13 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Balconies? Yep, newer style balconies, shorter ship, no cantilever hot tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare John&LaLa Posted July 21, 2017 #14 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Forgot about hot tubs. No way I can judge length though Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Forums mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenofKrakatoa Posted July 21, 2017 #15 Share Posted July 21, 2017 No no no. They need to fire the misplaced bananas from the Windjammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Dancer Posted July 21, 2017 #16 Share Posted July 21, 2017 What happened??:eek::eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BND Posted July 21, 2017 #17 Share Posted July 21, 2017 It's The Onion so it really doesn't matter if they have the correct ship or not. Heck, they have the Carnival ship misnamed (on the side of the ship) also. A few people on fb are losing their minds actually believing it's either a real story or that The Onion is a real news site, sigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpulsivePuppy Posted July 21, 2017 Author #18 Share Posted July 21, 2017 A few people on fb are losing their minds actually believing it's either a real story or that The Onion is a real news site, sigh. That is awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BillOh Posted July 21, 2017 #19 Share Posted July 21, 2017 ^ right, it looks like Freedom class. , Do you see a hot tub hanging over the side? Obviously a Voyager class. Freedom does store their cannon balls in those tubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Posted July 21, 2017 #20 Share Posted July 21, 2017 The Battle of the Caribbean Seas A date that will live in Infamy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Boy Posted July 21, 2017 #21 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Forgot about hot tubs. No way I can judge length though Sent from my HTC One_M8 using Forums mobile app You can see the roof that covers the Peek-a-boo bridge. As Bob said, this can only be Navigator or Mariner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
createmem Posted July 21, 2017 #22 Share Posted July 21, 2017 This thread is far more funny than the one on the Carnival page. Thanks Royal friends for the laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BND Posted July 21, 2017 #23 Share Posted July 21, 2017 This thread is far more funny than the one on the Carnival page. Thanks Royal friends for the laughs! That's probably because RCI sank the Carnival ship lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpulsivePuppy Posted July 21, 2017 Author #24 Share Posted July 21, 2017 This thread is far more funny than the one on the Carnival page. Thanks Royal friends for the laughs! Cuz the Carnival Cruisers had to be rescued by an MSC ship. So, they're not happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocean Dancer Posted July 21, 2017 #25 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Cuz the Carnival Cruisers had to be rescued by an MSC ship. So, they're not happy But don't they get free Poptarts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Please sign in to comment
You will be able to leave a comment after signing in
Sign In Now