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About Dobby_The_Ship_Elf

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    Cool Cruiser

About Me

  • Location
    The Stateroom Under The Stairs
  • Interests
    Booking Future Cruises
  • Favorite Cruise Line(s)
  • Favorite Cruise Destination Or Port of Call
    South Pacific

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  1. Wow who would have thought there would be so much discussion about cruise cards ..... Not to mention the different colour lanyards you can be issued - now that's a whole different system 😎
  2. yup - my brother was at Manuka the other night ........... BRASS MONKEYS stayed away from the place!!
  3. instead of going under the bridge, they should try coming at it from the other side ....... simple!!
  4. need the cruise season to start ...... you have TOO much time on your hands!!!!
  5. Or as it is known in other parts ....... drain the swamp!!
  6. when it come to cruising all I have to make sure I have the RIGHT pants on and have not LEFT my cruise card in the stateroom all other on board navigation is entirely dependent upon too many variables; one of which is the amount of alcohol 😎
  7. ..... How many rusty screws did they replace on your balcony railing today? ..... Is that a hole just above the waterline? ..... How long do you think that guy can last without a life jacket? ..... Gee I never knew torpedoes went that fast! or other witty ice breakers
  8. I don't have a watch, I have a wife who takes care of all my time issues ....... its high time you <insert heinous activity here> what time do you call this? that's the last time you <insert pleasurable activity here> how many times do I have to ..... and such ................ 😎
  9. Due to my notoriety, I am required to be seen in public places more often than not (I think it is in my passage contract, somewhere near the end) ..... almost exclusively you will find me at the blunt end under the stairs. But certainly NOT anywhere that is going to cost me additional dollars. 😎
  10. reading the UK P&O board seems like another case of pi$$ poor journalism and 6 injured people, 2 charged doesn't exactly scream "mass brawl" besides how many people would be at the buffet at 2 am????
  11. I already have 3 boxes of Aldi Lemon & Ginger packed (40 per box) ..... 37 night cruise ....... plus days before and after sorted!! 😎
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