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LOL, very funny.
What about
- Reading the newspaper for you? or
- Drawing the bath?
:D
LOL @ Reading the newspaper to me. How did I leave that off? Better yet, read the newspaper to me whilst doing an impression of a celebrity (Celebrity...get it?) of his choice each day. :D
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I've never had a butler but if I did I wouldn't ask for much but I WOULD have him:
- Address me not by name but as 'My liege'.
- Challenge me to chess every day whilst talking smack about how good he is yet lose in the first 5 moves. That would be epic because I suck at chess.
- Laugh at my jokes (even the bad ones).
- Warm up my bed by lying on top of it for 20 mins each night before I crash. This will require a flexible schedule on his part.
- His music knowledge and lyric acumen should be strong because he will perform karoke requests on the verandah during sail-ways.
- Iron my underwear. Hopefully this will not chaff me on hot summer days in port.
- Accept all 'Quarters' and 'beer pong' challenges.
Sky Suites - What does the Butler Do?
in Celebrity Cruises
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Having the sports section read a la De Niro would be awesome! That alone might be worth the upcharge.