2girlsnlovefl Posted January 26, 2012 Author #26 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I loved the part about a lady getting a "random squirrel" thrown at her! Priceless!! :D However, I notice that this review is from a cruise in April of 2003. Why is the OP looking at reviews from nine years ago?? :confused: :rolleyes: i had changed the sort from highest to lowest and it came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare sparks1093 Posted January 26, 2012 #27 Share Posted January 26, 2012 i often wonder if people nipicking and reporting on their cruise can walk through their own homes objectively and find perfection. Only Martha Stewart can do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Boy Posted January 26, 2012 #28 Share Posted January 26, 2012 OMG... what a hoot.... I have always heard you can't please everyone, but I don't think this lady would or could ever be pleased about anything :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ready4vacation209 Posted January 26, 2012 #29 Share Posted January 26, 2012 That was hilarious, thanks for the laugh this morning. I sure hope she isn't going to be on our cruise in April ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoGvmnt Posted January 26, 2012 #30 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I feel so sorry for her husband/significant other.:( Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezie68 Posted January 26, 2012 #31 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Thanks for the laugh! I liked the " I felt pressured and wanted to get back on the ship as soon as possible. Perhaps that’s part of Carnival’s marketing concept?" That chick's crazy. I feel badly for those who have to be around her on a regular basis! The real question is- who's brave enough to email her and ask questions? :) I see she left her e-mail address! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heatherbean Posted January 26, 2012 #32 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Wow after reading that review I'm really concerned about my upcoming cruise :eek:. Are fingerprints and smudges a Carnival wide problem or just isolated to that ship? I really do hope that the mint recycling/stealing steward was charged and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I think we can all agree, having ones complimentary mint stolen is a travesty. Just thinking that it could happen to me or someone I know is causing me great sadness:confused:. We’ll my cruise is still over a year out, guess I’ll continue to check the reviews and make my decision to cancel or not based on what I read. We would lose out on or deposit, but $500 would be a small price to pay to not be subjected to smudges and fingerprints…and of course be the potential victim of mint theft. :p:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All4fun&fun4all Posted January 26, 2012 #33 Share Posted January 26, 2012 The real question is- who's brave enough to email her and ask questions? :) I see she left her e-mail address! I noticed that too. I was soooo tempted. This was a great read and much needed laughter today. I had no idea that children hurled animals tied to shoe strings at tourists. If I ever go to that port of call I will need months of ninja training before-hand. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aplmac Posted January 26, 2012 #34 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Here is a link to it: http://www.cruisecritic.com/memberreviews/memberreview.cfm?EntryID=1271 I knew it would be good when in the second paragraph it mentions how she was upset about fingerprint smudges on the elevator buttons! Yes...same here! :D Unrealistic Expectations are the cause of more ruined cruise holidays than any other cause. Someone promised this Jewish Amerikin Princess a Rose Garden! Such discerning travellers really should not leave the contiguous 48 states. She coulda got herself direct flights, but she didn't want to cough up for Private and so she cheaped-out on Commercial like the rest of us plebes. That's no way for a Princess to travel! Great shame really! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmeans23970 Posted January 26, 2012 #35 Share Posted January 26, 2012 This is why I have two ziploc bags of mints from previous cruises in my freezer. One needs to stockpile in case one happens to run upon a mint reuser steward on an upcoming cruise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtoabowhead Posted January 26, 2012 #36 Share Posted January 26, 2012 This is why I have two ziploc bags of mints from previous cruises in my freezer. One needs to stockpile in case one happens to run upon a mint reuser steward on an upcoming cruise. Hahaha. Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bythehex Posted January 26, 2012 #37 Share Posted January 26, 2012 i had changed the sort from highest to lowest and it came up. That explains it, thanks! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolcruise02 Posted January 26, 2012 #38 Share Posted January 26, 2012 What a case! Sounds like a very unhappy person; the glass is always half empty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medianeh Posted January 26, 2012 #39 Share Posted January 26, 2012 so i am booked on the legend in april and i was reading some reviews on cc i sorted the reviews from lowest to highest and the first one i read was absolutely hilarious the women was mad at carnival for EVERYTHING!!! all the way down to the people at the ports she stopped at it was down right comical. if you need a good laugh or need to feel good about yourself go and read it. it is the one reviewed by j.stairs. I just wanted to say have a great cruise!!! :D We were with you two on the dream in Oct, 2010. It was very nice to meet you!!!! We have to wait alllllllll the way until October for our cruise! Diane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidsgoneletscruise Posted January 26, 2012 #40 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Omg I can't stop giggling.... :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luv2Cruz32 Posted January 26, 2012 #41 Share Posted January 26, 2012 She started to complain at the airport and it just went down hill from there. She found no enjoyment at all in the vacation. I needed a good laugh :D this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickechambers1@aol.com Posted January 26, 2012 #42 Share Posted January 26, 2012 wow? i guess thats what i have to say. blaming carnival on airplane problems and delays. scared to push and elevator button because she might catch something? Seriously? does she walk around her house with gloves and lysol and spray and wipe the door knobs before she opens them? lordy! sounded like she had a fascinating time on her excursion then bitched about it. (imo, somebody wanted a free tour) blaming carnival for the citizens at ports...seriously? no comment on that. a indirect flight home? seriously? BOOK YOUR OWN AIRFARE AND THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN BITCH!! i want to know the 1 person that actually liked that review. it was TERRIBLE!!! Lots of us use LOL frivolously..but this literally had me laughing out loud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtoabowhead Posted January 26, 2012 #43 Share Posted January 26, 2012 wow? i guess thats what i have to say. blaming carnival on airplane problems and delays. scared to push and elevator button because she might catch something? Seriously? does she walk around her house with gloves and lysol and spray and wipe the door knobs before she opens them? lordy! sounded like she had a fascinating time on her excursion then bitched about it. (imo, somebody wanted a free tour) blaming carnival for the citizens at ports...seriously? no comment on that. a indirect flight home? seriously? BOOK YOUR OWN AIRFARE AND THAT WOULDNT HAPPEN BITCH!! i want to know the 1 person that actually liked that review. it was TERRIBLE!!! I can't believe bitch is not starred out but when I type L M F A O without spaces it gets censored. LOL. That is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruzface Posted January 26, 2012 #44 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I mean, who throws a squirrel? Really.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laumicmah Posted January 26, 2012 #45 Share Posted January 26, 2012 That can't be real...can it? Is it a troll review or a fake or joke? It was SO absurd!!! She had me at "This indirect flight was not only boring and wasted our time, but also they didn’t serve us a meal. Thank goodness for travel insurance". She wanted an exciting flight...hmmm...I'll take boring, thank you very much. And what does travel insurance have to do with the flight not serving a meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickechambers1@aol.com Posted January 26, 2012 #46 Share Posted January 26, 2012 STOP it guys...you're making me late for work because I can't stop reading the replies! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare sparks1093 Posted January 26, 2012 #47 Share Posted January 26, 2012 I mean, who throws a squirrel? Really.:D Bullwinkle does:cool:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laumicmah Posted January 26, 2012 #48 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Here is the lowest (1) rating review of the Pride...the ship I'll be going on in April. It's funny too! http://www.cruisecritic.com/memberreviews/memberreview.cfm?EntryID=5034 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadaJulie Posted January 26, 2012 #49 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Here is the lowest (1) rating review of the Pride...the ship I'll be going on in April. It's funny too! http://www.cruisecritic.com/memberreviews/memberreview.cfm?EntryID=5034 LOL at this one too ! "the cabin steward tipping himself 20$ a day"... WOW !! Where do I apply for that job?? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momtoabowhead Posted January 26, 2012 #50 Share Posted January 26, 2012 LOL at this one too ! "the cabin steward tipping himself 20$ a day"... WOW !! Where do I apply for that job?? :D Yikes. Can't people just enjoy time together without requiring constant entertainment?! I love laying on my balcony reading with DF. And I'm sure there were tons of shows that person chose not to attend or mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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