Nothing to with cruises part 6

[stevedeccaman]

SPAGHETTI

 

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he

would pay

her

a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child

support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card

and write

'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support

payments to begin

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife

obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and

fainted.

On the card was written:

 

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Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without.

Send extra sauce.

stevie ,have a good weekend all:D