AAA75 Posted March 4, 2014 #51 Share Posted March 4, 2014 10 You have memorized which Specialty and No Cover Charge Restaurants are onboard9 You wait anxiously and tell everyone around you to be quiet so you can hear the Captain's 12 noon announcement. 8 You know that you can arrive to port at 11:00 AM and use the day you paid for wisely 7 You have the Bong they use for boarding saved on your smartphone so you can participate in the Bonging process as well. 6 You love watching the Position Map Channel and have it on in your stateroom 24/7 and ask the crew where the nearest TV turned to that channel is so you can track the progress. 5. You know that tonight is Pomodoro and the next one is Mojo 4. You have memorized the layout of the Windjammer and know what sections to head to for the first embarkation day lunch. 3. When you greet the captain at the Captain's party you ask him what is the Beaufort Scale, Present Position Longitude Latitude what time you will hit the next Pilot Station. 2. You hold down the Door Close and UP Button keeping it pressed to get the elevator into Express Mode so you can be the first for lunch. 1. You arrive to the port early in the morning to watch your ship come in and navigate the quickest way to the checkin lines so you won't waste precious moments when the checkin opens. Yeah, will have to try #2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmacats Posted March 4, 2014 #52 Share Posted March 4, 2014 14) You step into the elevator in your apartment building and ask what-the-heck day of the week "Otis" is I read this last night, and honest to goodness, I woke up this morning laughing about it. All the lists are funny, but this one is my favorite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tahoemc Posted March 4, 2014 #53 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Well done y'all, thanks for the laugh break!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksg Posted March 4, 2014 #54 Share Posted March 4, 2014 10 You have memorized which Specialty and No Cover Charge Restaurants are onboard9 You wait anxiously and tell everyone around you to be quiet so you can hear the Captain's 12 noon announcement. 8 You know that you can arrive to port at 11:00 AM and use the day you paid for wisely 7 You have the Bong they use for boarding saved on your smartphone so you can participate in the Bonging process as well. 6 You love watching the Position Map Channel and have it on in your stateroom 24/7 and ask the crew where the nearest TV turned to that channel is so you can track the progress. 5. You know that tonight is Pomodoro and the next one is Mojo 4. You have memorized the layout of the Windjammer and know what sections to head to for the first embarkation day lunch. 3. When you greet the captain at the Captain's party you ask him what is the Beaufort Scale, Present Position Longitude Latitude what time you will hit the next Pilot Station. 2. You hold down the Door Close and UP Button keeping it pressed to get the elevator into Express Mode so you can be the first for lunch. 1. You arrive to the port early in the morning to watch your ship come in and navigate the quickest way to the checkin lines so you won't waste precious moments when the checkin opens. When you know that Mojo can't follow Pomodoro because Mojo is the first night's menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolita22 Posted March 4, 2014 #55 Share Posted March 4, 2014 10) When you go to a fancy dinner party you ask if there's a surcharge 9) Your kids refer to you as the purser 8) When you hear "Love Me Tender" on the radio you think how much easier it is to dock 7) You consider breastfeeding "My Time Dining" 6) You call Best Buy's "Geek Squad" for fear your PC has the NoroVirus 5) You sing "O Sole Mio" at the top of your lungs whenever serving spaghetti 4) When you go to the liquor store you ask for red, red wine 3) You tell the waitress at Denny's you have pre-paid gratuities 2) You think "Love Boat" reruns should air on The History Channel 1) When you see old Village People videos you wonder which one is the cruise director ;) Hahahahaha! You're killing me! Awesome lists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelplus Posted March 4, 2014 #56 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Here is another one. When you try to figure out how to make your apartment elevator speak and reprogram it to say"Deck 2 Going Up" Or when you want to purchase doormats with the day of the week and change it daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelplus Posted March 4, 2014 #57 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) When you know that Mojo can't follow Pomodoro because Mojo is the first night's menu. And what would you say if Mojo followed Pomodoro to your Waiter?:D Edited March 4, 2014 by travelplus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BND Posted March 4, 2014 #58 Share Posted March 4, 2014 ...when you have so many magnets from foreign countries they cover the entire front of the refrigerator! :eek: Guilty! Oh and shot glasses too :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Greco Posted March 4, 2014 #59 Share Posted March 4, 2014 You finally can find your cabin without looking at the door numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLAMBKY Posted March 4, 2014 #60 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I read this last night, and honest to goodness, I woke up this morning laughing about it. All the lists are funny, but this one is my favorite! :o I guess I just need to keep cruising...this one has me stumped? Let's just pretend that it is because I only use the stairs, ok?! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Cruz Chic Posted March 4, 2014 #61 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Last week on the Brilliance of the Seas several couples came up with Ten Top Reasons You Know You've Cruised Too Much #10 You know the muster drill by heart in 5 different languages #9 The drink menu has one named after you #8 The Captain has YOUR photo on his wall #7 The first night of the cruise, all the bartenders know what you drink #6 You are named the Godmother of a ship #5 You know the dinner menu each night by heart #4 Immigration knows you by your first name #3 The Captain asks you what ports the itinerary includes #2 The crew asks you for suggestions as to what to see in the ports #1 When you arrive to your cabin, the robes are already monogrammed Love it...Welcome to CC!!! What a great post to start off with! *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMagz Posted March 4, 2014 #62 Share Posted March 4, 2014 :o I guess I just need to keep cruising...this one has me stumped? Let's just pretend that it is because I only use the stairs, ok?! :p Of course on an RCCL cruise, in the elevator they display the day of the week on the elevator floor. Well "Otis" is the name of one of the largest elevator company in the US. (Otis Elevator Corp.) So in your apartment building it MIGHT say "Otis" on the floor. It was a stretch but for those who got it, I'm hoping it was worth it! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rock the boat Posted March 4, 2014 #63 Share Posted March 4, 2014 10. When they run out of your favorite liquor 9. When you go snorkeling in your bathtub 8. You try to use your seapass card at walmart 7. You go thru the TV guide looking for shore excursions 6. When you go to the aquarium and can name all the fish 5. Your the only one that wins at Love & Marriage 4. You prop your front door open with a bungee 3. When you don't have to go thru security when re-boarding the ship 2. When maintenance calls you for repairs 1. When your grand kids have to book a cruise to visit you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BND Posted March 4, 2014 #64 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Of course on an RCCL cruise, in the elevator they display the day of the week on the elevator floor. Well "Otis" is the name of one of the largest elevator company in the US. (Otis Elevator Corp.) So in your apartment building it MIGHT say "Otis" on the floor. It was a stretch but for those who got it, I'm hoping it was worth it! ;) Not all ships have the day of the week in the elevator. I can never remember all, but for example, Grandeur and Enchantment don't, but Freedom and Allure and Explorer do. So, someone who has never been on a ship that does it, wouldn't know :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tootts Posted March 5, 2014 #65 Share Posted March 5, 2014 These are absolutely wonderful. Thanks to all of you for the terrific laugh. :D:D:D. Our November cruise is sooooooooo far away:( Norma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare aussielozzie18 Posted March 5, 2014 #66 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) 10. When they run out of your favorite liquor 9. When you go snorkeling in your bathtub 8. You try to use your seapass card at walmart 7. You go thru the TV guide looking for shore excursions 6. When you go to the aquarium and can name all the fish 5. Your the only one that wins at Love & Marriage 4. You prop your front door open with a bungee 3. When you don't have to go thru security when re-boarding the ship 2. When maintenance calls you for repairs 1. When your grand kids have to book a cruise to visit you Love #1! Love this thread. Edited March 5, 2014 by aussielozzie18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooters dad Posted March 5, 2014 Author #67 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Seems like the list keeps on growing.... Here are more: You refer to your commute to work as "tendering" The neighbors are surprised you still live next door You put your cars on blocks It makes sense to cancel your cable service Your beneficiaries receive your life insurance proceeds because you are lost at sea You replace your pets with towel animals The Revenue Manager asks if you wish to have your social security checks deposited in your sea pass account The Facilities Manager asks what color you want your cabin painted The Casino Manager opens up early just for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjldvlks Posted March 5, 2014 #68 Share Posted March 5, 2014 (edited) When your eight year old daughter asks "When I go to college, will I have a tv in my stateroom?" My vote for best so far. Edited March 5, 2014 by mjldvlks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KMagz Posted March 5, 2014 #69 Share Posted March 5, 2014 10) You paint "....Of The Seas" on the back of all your cars 9) By 11:00 PM every night you place suitcases outside your bedroom door 8) Whenever the carnival comes to town you proclaim you'd NEVER go to the CARNIVAL (* EDITORS NOTE: Royal Caribbean cruisers only) 7) Before leaving the house, you place your valuables and passports in the microwave 6) To you, "Celebrity gossip" is the rumored date they'll post 2015 sailings on the "X" website 5) You go to wash your car and find cold beers and ice in your bucket 4) You try to order room service on your living room TV (Accidentally sign up for HBO and Showtime) 3) When the last person leaves your house in the morning you refer to it as "the zero count" 2) While vacationing in New York City you vainly wander about Central Park searching for roast beef sandwiches 1) You hire a Filipino man to stand outside your kitchen holding a bottle of Purell :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evelyn51 Posted March 5, 2014 #70 Share Posted March 5, 2014 I referred to the sixth floor of a building as "Deck Six" last week... :eek: ;) :) :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruiseGirlKS Posted March 5, 2014 #71 Share Posted March 5, 2014 lol....love all these. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzinlady1947 Posted March 6, 2014 #72 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Whenever you want to write the word "see" and you spell it "sea". Cute and entertaining thread. Gwen :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jc24cruiser Posted March 6, 2014 #73 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Love all the lists and have experienced a few of these but can't wait to get to the point where I can actually contribute something new :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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