Sheshefran Posted March 30, 2018 #1 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him. (take that washy washy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grest Posted March 30, 2018 #2 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Good butler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruise or Lose! Posted March 30, 2018 #3 Share Posted March 30, 2018 EXCELLENT butler. Give the man a raise. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BirdTravels Posted March 30, 2018 #4 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.(take that washy washy) Seriously?????? What a joke. If I were your neighbor, I would have ensured you were fined every time you lit up and your room locked down for a deep clean. It would have been ship security, not your butler knocking at your door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare All-ready2cruise Posted March 30, 2018 #5 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Seriously?????? ... It would (SHOULD) have been ship security, not your butler knocking at your door. No way should your butler have to endure this kind of treatment... just WOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pr0pel Posted March 30, 2018 #6 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Pretty sure this post is a joke.. nothing to see here. Move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinIllinois Posted March 30, 2018 #7 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Fish hooks hurt your cheeks when you bite on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MizDemeanor Posted March 30, 2018 #8 Share Posted March 30, 2018 (edited) I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.(take that washy washy) You should have been vaping. Its better for you and no smell. You made your Butler come and scold you and now he's not happy either that he was forced to do this because you made a mistake. He probaly hates his job now because he's not a Security Guard and he's not getting paid any extra for this extra work by the cruiseline to come and see you about smoking. You should stop ordering him around with crazy requests, he's the Butler, not the Pool Boy. (Who you SHOULD TIP to do this for you) You should apologize to your Butler for making his job harder than it has to be. :mad: Edited March 30, 2018 by MizDemeanor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WashyWashyHappyHappy95 Posted March 30, 2018 #9 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.(take that washy washy) Beg your pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nednrom Posted March 30, 2018 #10 Share Posted March 30, 2018 A day early for April Fool’s joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColinIllinois Posted March 30, 2018 #11 Share Posted March 30, 2018 A day early for April Fool’s joke Two, actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdvmd Posted March 30, 2018 #12 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Early April's Fool Day joke perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Peachypooh Posted March 30, 2018 #13 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Even tho I am pretty sure this is a joke you know as well as I do there are people who cruise who are just this clueless. And all it takes is one or two cabins of people in them like this during a cruise to make for a miserable experience for a butler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmbhardy Posted March 30, 2018 #14 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I bet you he walks out during shows too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wdsted Posted March 30, 2018 #15 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.(take that washy washy) Way to funny! Thanks for the chuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love my butler Posted March 30, 2018 #16 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Bad passenger. Actually, terrible human being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky1987 Posted March 30, 2018 #17 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Seriously?????? What a joke. If I were your neighbor, I would have ensured you were fined every time you lit up and your room locked down for a deep clean. It would have been ship security, not your butler knocking at your door. Like a moth to a flame..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheshefran Posted March 30, 2018 Author #18 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Of course I was only kidding. You can see from my signature that I haven't even sailed. Just thought I could people a laugh. Sorry I missed the part of walking out of shows. LOL:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C cruise Posted March 30, 2018 #19 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.(take that washy washy) haha - now that is hysterical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lisakoivu Posted March 30, 2018 #20 Share Posted March 30, 2018 I was smoking on my balcony, drinking a Pepsi, (read no coke)because they took the water I wanted to bring on board away when I boarded. I would have preferred a Rebellious Fish but I was too trashed, it being spring break and all, to go the bar. Well the butler walked in and told me I could not smoke on the balcony because my obnoxious neighbor could smell it, oh well. So I asked him if he would take my towel and at 6:00am put it on a pool chair right in front of the pool for me soI would have it when I woke at about 10:00. He refused. You guessed it no tip for him.(take that washy washy) I take it you are also an educator who hates children who sailed during spring break? You clearly need scolding in that and every other case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casofilia Posted March 30, 2018 #21 Share Posted March 30, 2018 Of course I was only kidding. You can see from my signature that I haven't even sailed. Just thought I could people a laugh. Sorry I missed the part of walking out of shows. LOL:cool: Pathetic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheshefran Posted March 31, 2018 Author #22 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Way to funny! Thanks for the chuckles. Thank you. You get me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phissy Posted March 31, 2018 #23 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Way to funny! Thanks for the chuckles. Second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddlb Posted March 31, 2018 #24 Share Posted March 31, 2018 Thank you. You get me You are too funny !! Best of all the comments to your post bring out all the people who not only don’t have a sense of humor but have to reply in a negative scolding way to everything they read. Good Job! Sent from my iPad using Forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironworker808 Posted March 31, 2018 #25 Share Posted March 31, 2018 This was a good way to see who can recognize sarcasm/satire through a text only medium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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