Silversea Water Cooler: Welcome! Part Five

[frantic36]

1 minute ago, spinnaker2 said:

but DH can not stand for any length of time and finding a place to sit down was not always easy. 

 

This is the main problem for my husband. Why more and more we are doing exploring on our own or private excursions as we are more likely to make it work. 

 

It is a good excuse to avoid boring cocktail parties though where standing is expected 😆.

[zqtchas]

[mysty]

29 minutes ago, zqtchas said:

 

 

I wouldn't want to be the poor soul who attempts to pull the tab!  🤣

[zqtchas]

29 minutes ago, mysty said:

 

I wouldn't want to be the poor soul who attempts to pull the tab!  🤣

You would definitely need help especially after your lack of sleep. 

[mysty]

18 minutes ago, zqtchas said:

You would definitely need help especially after your lack of sleep. 

 

Ha ha ha ha!  Now who's the tease? 😁

[zqtchas]

Some people are wise.  Some are otherwise.  

 

The Lego Store just reopened after the lockdown.  Folks lined up for blocks.  

 

I hear that Seal refused to guest star on Shark Tank.

 

Coming soon…Star Wars 12.  Luke needs a walker.

 

 

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.  

 

When my wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline, she hit the ceiling!

 

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

‘

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight

live longer than the men who mention it.

 

I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected.

 

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes? Open toad sandals.

 

Just got fired from my job as a set designer so I left without making a scene.

 

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

 

The world champion tongue twister got arrested. 

I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.

 

A book fell on my head the other day, and I only have my shelf to blame.

 

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought, ‘This changes everything.’

 

My teacher told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate 

too often.   I told him, “Just you wait!”

 

I just found out that I’m colorblind. The diagnosis came out of the purple.

 

My math teacher called me average. She’s so mean.

 

Keep the dream alive — hit your snooze button.

 

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. It was riveting!

 

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

 

What do you call a dead magician? An abra-cadaver.

 

A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly, 

and as you can see, they were Wright.

 

I’m glad I know sign language.  It’s pretty handy.

 

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.  

I found she was seeing someone on the side.

 

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is improving.  

 

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind.

 

I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it so they gave me the axe.

 

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments.  She had a history of violins.

 

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.

I told him, “My door is always open.”

 

Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.

 

My parents told me not to drink coffee or they’d ground me.

 

I wanted to be a monk, but I never got the chants.

 

Welcome to the Assumption Club.  

I think we all know why we’re here.

 

[QueSeraSera]

Variety is the spice of life.

@rojaan19 I can no longer consider this collection complete.  Dear wife added the background, she may be hinting at something...

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Edited July 9, 2021 by QueSeraSera

[mysty]

25 minutes ago, QueSeraSera said:

Variety is the spice of life.

@rojaan19 I can no longer consider this collection complete.  Dear wife added the background, she may be hinting at something...

.

 

 

 

 

Lovely composition Que!  Very nice stemware!  And the counter is soooooo clean! 😁

[Stumblefoot]

4 hours ago, QueSeraSera said:

Dear wife added the background, she may be hinting at something...

Love it, Que!

 

And, zqtchas, where can I catch your show this weekend?

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[mysty]

 

Now I am teasing.  I do have a little more hair than that!

[Lvshack]

Congratulations Australia you have a lady Wimbledon champion 🏆

Celebrate 🎊🍾

[zqtchas]

[Emtbsam]

Welcome home Spins.  I hope Dr. Spins gets some relief from his back problems very soon.

[Emtbsam]

JP will you be singing “Far above Cayuga’s Waters” at the wedding?  That was my mother’s alma mater.

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[mysty]

I wonder if this is where my troubles started  🤣...........

 

[zqtchas]

[mysty]

6 hours ago, zqtchas said:

 

 

Fortunately this is not a temptation for me.  Since lockdown protocols have been in place only one member per household is allowed in the grocery stores.  Things have loosened up recently but Myster continues to be the shopper.   He is the chef here and I work in the scullery.   We do meal planning together.   I make notes on required ingredients and off he goes.  Otherwise I think at this point I would own the salty snacks aisle! 😁

[jpalbny]

21 hours ago, Emtbsam said:

JP will you be singing “Far above Cayuga’s Waters” at the wedding?  That was my mother’s alma mater.

 

We sang "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" as the bride walked down the aisle. The wireless speaker hiccuped and stopped playing altogether, as she was walking down. My brother is the techie of the family - but he was obviously too busy to fix it just then. So we all picked up and sang it for them.

 

My High School alma mater is actually set to the tune of "Far Above Cayuga's Waters" but the words are specific to our school.

 

The wedding was so much fun, and yesterday we were up far too late cooking pizza and drinking wine. Today was a challenge to get going on time and we didn't get home until almost 6PM. This week is going to be tough - but it was fun to see the family and get together. It had been far too long.

[mysty]

6 minutes ago, jpalbny said:

 

We sang "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" as the bride walked down the aisle. The wireless speaker hiccuped and stopped playing altogether, as she was walking down. My brother is the techie of the family - but he was obviously too busy to fix it just then. So we all picked up and sang it for them.

 

My High School alma mater is actually set to the tune of "Far Above Cayuga's Waters" but the words are specific to our school.

 

The wedding was so much fun, and yesterday we were up far too late cooking pizza and drinking wine. Today was a challenge to get going on time and we didn't get home until almost 6PM. This week is going to be tough - but it was fun to see the family and get together. It had been far too long.

 

That sounds like a magical experience JP!  There have been way too few of those in the last little while!  So happy you got to enjoy one! 🥰

[Stumblefoot]

52 minutes ago, mysty said:

Since lockdown protocols have been in place only one member per household is allowed in the grocery stores.

It is so fascinating to read how different countries have responded during the pandemic.  Even when we were in the throes of the initial outbreak and subsequent two surges, never did we face the prospect you describe.  
 

Life has been truly grand since spring arrived here in the states and I hope you’re able to return to a general sense of normalcy soon, Mysty.  I know how fleeting the days of summer are at your latitude.

[jpalbny]

24 minutes ago, Stumblefoot said:

 I know how fleeting the days of summer are at your latitude.

 

I wasn't aware that they were plural.

[mysty]

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

[zqtchas]