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3 hours ago, mysty said:

 

So now you are warned @rojaan19!  My humour is a little off the wall and I'm not as nice as many folks in the Cooler!  🙄

As Dorothy Parker said [or should have said, good enough...] "If you can't say anything nice about anyone, sit next to me."

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2 hours ago, lincslady said:

 

I wonder why most of our funnies these days feature alcohol?    Odd, isn't it.😉

 

Lola

 

Speaking only for myself,   alcohol in various size glasses and from various wineries and distilleries has kept me relatively sane over the lengthy exceedingly boring reign of the nasty.   😁  There may well be hell to pay further down the road but I will burn that bridge when I get to it! 🤣

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On 7/24/2021 at 8:52 PM, mysty said:

Greetings Coolers!

 

Today's funny.....

 

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No offense @jpalbny and @drron29 😁

 

Have a great safe fun day all!

My writing very much looked like the bottom version.So I then started to print.If not rushed it can look like the top 5 words.But if stressed,fatigued or under the influence it reverts to the old way.

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Hi Coolers, one of those nights.......it rained hard for almost the entire night......I slept terribly😧.....I think a nap will coming later today.

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On 7/24/2021 at 6:00 PM, Host Jazzbeau said:

As Dorothy Parker said [or should have said, good enough...] "If you can't say anything nice about anyone, sit next to me."

That quote was from Alice Roosevelt Longworth -- Teddy's daughter.

Dorothy Parker has her own fabulous quotes....:-=)

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1 hour ago, zqtchas said:

had trouble inserting. can't move a jfif file, what ever that is??!!

 

According to Wikipedia: "The JPEG File Interchange Format (JFIF) is an image file format standard. It defines supplementary specifications for the container format that contains the image data encoded with the JPEG algorithm." 

 

There are websites that allow you to convert the JFIF  to a JPEG file.  Not sure how many hoops you want to jump through Chas.  😁

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29 minutes ago, mysty said:

 

According to Wikipedia: "The JPEG File Interchange Format (JFIF) is an image file format standard. It defines supplementary specifications for the container format that contains the image data encoded with the JPEG algorithm." 

 

There are websites that allow you to convert the JFIF  to a JPEG file.  Not sure how many hoops you want to jump through Chas.  😁

Or cc could configure to accept!  Not worth the trouble to fool with.

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The NILE Virus, type C

We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.

Symptoms: Causes you
1. To send the same message twice.
2. To send a blank message.
3. To send a message to the wrong person.
4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. To forget to attach the attachment.
6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!
And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus.

 

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15 minutes ago, zqtchas said:

The NILE Virus, type C

We are still battling the COVID-19 and the next thing is here already. Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C. It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.

Symptoms: Causes you
1. To send the same message twice.
2. To send a blank message.
3. To send a message to the wrong person.
4. To send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. To forget to attach the attachment.
6. To hit SEND before you've finished.
7. To hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. To SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the C-NILE virus!
And if you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus.

 

 

Oh No!  I think I have the mutated strain!  This does not bode well for future postings here.  Apologies in advance!  🙄

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