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A funeral procession was passing a golf course where three men are out golfing. One of the guys stops lining up his shot and holds his hand over his heart. The others exclaim, "Roger, that's really kind of you to do that"!

Roger replies, "It's the least I could do. I was married to her for 40 years".

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Read this thread because it reminded me of the launch of Edge and the chatter that night.

Have to say, it is brilliant. So great to check out the Celebrity boards and find this.

At times like this we all need one another and to try to keep smiling

 

Now am off to find a way to show a youtube clip I was sent ……...

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A guy walks into a bar after a long day at work and orders a drink.

As he sits there, mulling over his day, he hears a high-pitched voice say, “That shirt looks great on you!”
The man looks around, doesn’t see anything, and returns to his drink thinking nothing more of it. But then, a moment later, the voice returns, this time offering, “You seem like a really cool guy!”
Again, the man looks around, sees nothing, but begins to wonder if he should get checked out by a professional. Finally, when his nerves have cooled and he believes the voice is gone, he hears, “I bet your parents are really proud of you!”
He slams down his drink and looks around wildly. Frustrated and finding no possible source of the voice, he calls the bartender over and says, “Hey barkeep! What’s that voice I keep hearing?”


“Oh, those are the peanuts,” the bartender replies. “They’re complimentary.”

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