curiousl8y Posted June 4, 2007 #1 Share Posted June 4, 2007 ..and I'm the one who asked it. :o My partner and I were discussing our upcoming cruise, and various other topics, including how I always get an "altitude headache" for the first few days whenever we're in the mountains. I said "I hope I don't get a headache on the ship! What altitude do you think we'll be at?" Gazing at me in astonishment for a moment, he quietly said "I'm fairly sure we'll be at Sea Level". It took another minute before I "got it". :D Linda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr green Posted June 4, 2007 #2 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Well, it seems that there WAS a lady, who asked for an outside cabin, with window, ABOVE the waterline.:cool: john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plant Posted June 4, 2007 #3 Share Posted June 4, 2007 ..and I'm the one who asked it. :o My partner and I were discussing our upcoming cruise, and various other topics, including how I always get an "altitude headache" for the first few days whenever we're in the mountains. I said "I hope I don't get a headache on the ship! What altitude do you think we'll be at?" Gazing at me in astonishment for a moment, he quietly said "I'm fairly sure we'll be at Sea Level". It took another minute before I "got it". :D Linda :D :D ! That sounds like something I would ask, so don't feel alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sail7seas Posted June 4, 2007 #4 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Does the ship makes its own electricity? No......we drag a huge extension cord behind us the whole cruise. Does the crew sleep aboard? No.....we fly them home each night and bring them back in the morning. :eek: How will I know which pictures in the photo gallery are mine? .......Pregnant pause!!! What do they do with the ice sculptures AFTER they melt? Duh........ :D :D Is this an up or down staircase? Okay......I know. It's enough!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caribsun Posted June 4, 2007 #5 Share Posted June 4, 2007 Was that a blonde joke.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brfan Posted June 5, 2007 #6 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Well you know with the size of ships they're building, this may not be a stupid question in a few years. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill SC Posted June 5, 2007 #7 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Well you know with the size of ships they're building, this may not be a stupid question in a few years. :D Especially if you get a cabin on the top deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacky4 Posted June 5, 2007 #8 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Well, it seems that there WAS a lady, who asked for an outside cabin, with window, ABOVE the waterline.:cool: john Just think how cool it would be to have a window below sea level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dforeigner Posted June 5, 2007 #9 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Just think how cool it would be to have a window below sea level. AS long as it does not leak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJAMINGIRL Posted June 5, 2007 #10 Share Posted June 5, 2007 I had a woman ask how many pairs of underwear she needed to pack for a 7 day cruise?:rolleyes: Also, are there any cruises to Las Vegas? (I think our school system is failing us in geography) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp556 Posted June 5, 2007 #11 Share Posted June 5, 2007 My all time favorite: Customer: If I go snorkeling, will I get wet? My reply (after a pause): If you do it right, yes you will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bases5 Posted June 5, 2007 #12 Share Posted June 5, 2007 My mom asked me how far out in the ocean can a ship go? I know she meant how far before running out of fuel, But I just started laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjnaz Posted June 5, 2007 #13 Share Posted June 5, 2007 what time is the midnight buffet??????????????????:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptData Posted June 5, 2007 #14 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Does this elevator go up or down? Will the Cabin Steward make my bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafitty Posted June 5, 2007 #15 Share Posted June 5, 2007 my brother and i were in our ocean-view cabin watching Cast Away and they had a sound effect of a emergency vehicle siren... i stopped myself, but i ALMOST asked my brother, "Is that siren in the movie or outside?" ...yeah, it was a sea day. :D he has never let me live that down!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memecakes Posted June 5, 2007 #16 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Just think how cool it would be to have a window below sea level. Ya, and then maybe you might get to see one of them there chicken of the seas swim by!!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptData Posted June 5, 2007 #17 Share Posted June 5, 2007 Just think how cool it would be to have a window below sea level. Ya, and then maybe you might get to see one of them there chicken of the seas swim by!!!:D I didn't know chickens could swim. "Oh, Charlie.":D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steamboatin Posted June 6, 2007 #18 Share Posted June 6, 2007 A few threads above this one is a "winner". Thread's name (and thus question as phrased): Should cruise ships have book stores? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coast2coast Posted June 6, 2007 #19 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Are the toilets saltwater or freshwater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth & Rob Posted June 6, 2007 #20 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Ok, ok, I know this isn't a "stupid cruise question", but it really is so good, it needs mentioning, especially since I don't really get to share it that often. My daughter who is now 20, was sitting on the couch with me one evening when she was about 10.......Total brain snap. She turned to me out of the blue and asked, "what was your name before it was mommy?" It took her a minute after the family stared at her dumbfounded......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusin Karen Posted June 6, 2007 #21 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Well, not exactly a question, but a comment. My parents live at the Jersey shore. My mother said sometimes she can see cruise ships leaving off in the distance. So every time we sail from NYC, Bayonne or Philly, she asks me what time I think the ship will be "in front of her" so she can be sure to go to the beach and wave to us. :eek: :rolleyes: :eek: I mean, that's kind of sweet, but :confused: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qorc Posted June 6, 2007 #22 Share Posted June 6, 2007 not sure if these are true, but as reported on our last cruise, the cruise director has received questions such as: "has this ship ever sunk?" "Does the crew sleep on board?" (no, they are flown in by copter every day!) "Does the ship make its own electricity?" (nah, they just roll out a huge extension chord to Fort Lauderdale until they head back and then begin reeling it back in) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newmexicoNita Posted June 6, 2007 #23 Share Posted June 6, 2007 By far, for me, as a TA I was asked "why don't cruise ships offer winter cruised to Alaska?" The only thing that kept this from being funny, it was asked to my by a flight attendant. Now wouldn't you think she would know about weather conditions? NMnita Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maldemar Posted June 6, 2007 #24 Share Posted June 6, 2007 As a past TA my top two favorites cruise questions were: How much is a South American cruise, say from here in Columbus(Ohio) to Miami? And a similar one to the window under water question was "Will I be able to see fish swimming by my window." The only reply I could think of was "hopefully not" Other good ones were "How much extra to pick up the rental car on Oahu and drop it on Maui?" Probably the cost of the car. And how long is the drive from LA to Honolulu? Couldn't even come up with a snappy reply to that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuyahoga11 Posted June 6, 2007 #25 Share Posted June 6, 2007 As a past TA my top two favorites cruise questions were: How much is a South American cruise, say from here in Columbus(Ohio) to Miami? And a similar one to the window under water question was "Will I be able to see fish swimming by my window." The only reply I could think of was "hopefully not" Other good ones were "How much extra to pick up the rental car on Oahu and drop it on Maui?" Probably the cost of the car. And how long is the drive from LA to Honolulu? Couldn't even come up with a snappy reply to that one. What is the speed of stupid?:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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