Where does Princess put the dead people?

[smeyer418]

"Poor John is dead and its summer and they're running out of ice" I do not think anyone said we don't believe people die on cruises. It is just that at least I doubt they average 2-3 per week.....

[sue d. miller]

I want my ashes put on the aft terrace deck on a grand class ship. :) My children have been instructed. DH can't do it cause he would put me in Steve's boiler room!! :eek:

[kruisey]

Really has made me giggle........lets have more giggley posts...I've loved this one !!!!!.

[jemingway]

I guess this is the thread for Deadheads.:D

[srphnx]

Always room for Sue, she has cute ashes..

I want my ashes put on the aft terrace deck on a grand class ship. :) My children have been instructed. DH can't do it cause he would put me in Steve's boiler room!! :eek:

[jemingway]

Perhaps Princess could get into the funeral home business and sell pre-need plans that include burial at sea by scattering your ashes. There's on on-board chapel and you can order flowers, so...

[jerwick]

In 2001, we booking a AB cat mini suite. Got surprise upgrade to VS suite. Wow! When I dropped dead they simply embalmed me with Johnnie Walker Blue and put me out on the balcony lounge chair(balcony larger than small inside cabin) where I enjoyed my trip through paradise.

 

 

 

No offense meant to this delicate subject.

[Irishjayne]

In 2001, we booking a AB cat mini suite. Got surprise upgrade to VS suite. Wow! When I dropped dead they simply embalmed me with Johnnie Walker Blue and put me out on the balcony lounge chair(balcony larger than small inside cabin) where I enjoyed my trip through paradise.

 

 

 

No offense meant to this delicate subject.

Too Funny!! Great response. I will definately remember this one.

[smeyer418]

I want my ashes put on the aft terrace deck on a grand class ship. :) My children have been instructed. DH can't do it cause he would put me in Steve's boiler room!! :eek:

 

 

We did that but they used it for an astray....do you realize we are up to page five on this thread? Bury me not on the lone prarie

[DoniaG]

I want my ashes put on the aft terrace deck on a grand class ship. :) My children have been instructed. DH can't do it cause he would put me in Steve's boiler room!! :eek:

Having had the (dubious) honor of scattering someone's ashes (though not at sea), I can tell you that it is neither as easy nor as neat as it looks in the movies! But that's a truly hysterical story that would be waaaaayy OT. Suffice it to say that the "spreadee" would have be laughing herself sick with the rest of us. Donia

[sue d. miller]

Thank you Donia!! You just made my day!!! Of course I will be there watching my children. Watching the spreadees, and seeing the results,will without a doubt, be worth it. Getting even with my children is a glorious thought!!! :D

[DoniaG]

Thank you Donia!! You just made my day!!! Of course I will be there watching my children. Watching the spreadees, and seeing the results,will without a doubt, be worth it. Getting even with my children is a glorious thought!!! :D

We could clearly hear Eleanor (the spreadee) laughing her head off the whole time! :D

[jemingway]

I was involved in an actual ocean ash spreading once and it was not a problem. It was overcast until we poured the ashes into the sea. At that exact moment, a beam of sunshine illuminated the boat and the water where the ashes were. We all looked at each other not sure whether to believe what we were seeing. Suffice it to say it was very dramatic and emotional.

[Salty Dawg]

Originally posted by Bahamapappa:

 

On the nearest HAL ship, of course!

If they transfer the deceased to the nearest HAL ship, do they put him/her on a deck lounger so the other passengers would not notice.

[CruisesOnMyMind]

If they transfer the deceased to the nearest HAL ship, do they put him/her on a deck lounger so the other passengers would not notice.

 

 

LMAO,,,,No, they disguise them as an ice sculpture.

[kruisey]

No wonder they look so realistic.......mybe that transparent look is because its changed to ghooooooostly form.

[CruisesOnMyMind]

Anyone hear of a haunted cruise liner from all these poor deceased people? Of course they would be friendly ghosts.

[jemingway]

The Condo of the Seas?:D

[roohound]

Anyone hear of a haunted cruise liner from all these poor deceased people? Of course they would be friendly ghosts.

 

 

Not if it's a HAL ship...they weren't friendly before death, what would make them start after death?

 

Before anyone gets their knickers in a twist, it's a joke and yes, I have sailed HAL and I know what it's really like.

[jemingway]

The Spirit Princess?

[NancyK]

Hey Jemingway - how are things going? I can't believe these posts. I can't believe what I am reading - all I can say is - on these posts you learn something new everyday. I just hope I never have to face a death on a cruise?? Still trying to plan our next cruise. Stay in touch..NancyK :D

Caribbean Princess 7-03-04 and it was great fun.......................

[jemingway]

Thanks, Nancy. Good to hear from you. Planning for the afterlife on the new Heaven.:D

[flagger]

Can you use your dead companion to save a deck chair by the pool?

[CruisesOnMyMind]

I'm sure that would work as long as you took them to the spa first for a spray on tan for that healthy glow!

[Salty Dawg]

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