TEXASMUNK Posted November 29, 2007 #1 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Coming soon to a port near you! Your own private Cruise Ship!!! Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!" Booze Policy? "I ain't going!" No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!" Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!" Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!" No lobster? "I ain't going!" Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!" Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexCruise371 Posted November 29, 2007 #2 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Coming soon to a port near you! Your own private Cruise Ship!!! Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!" Booze Policy? "I ain't going!" No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!" Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!" Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!" No lobster? "I ain't going!" Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!" Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff! I'm going on that ship!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted November 29, 2007 #3 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Not true. You'd will be surrounded by cheerleaders and first timers. That's ok with with me though.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0ldog Posted November 29, 2007 #4 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Hey Alexis I told you................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PamUK Posted November 29, 2007 #5 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Do you have to pay a single occupancy supplement for that?:D Loved the post, I'll definitely be booking for that cruise, a whole cruise without someone complaining about something - bliss! Pam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence22 Posted November 29, 2007 #6 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Oh somebody would complain about the lack of complainers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheriNtexas Posted November 29, 2007 #7 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Coming soon to a port near you! Your own private Cruise Ship!!! Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!" Booze Policy? "I ain't going!" No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!" Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!" Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!" No lobster? "I ain't going!" Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!" Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff! Great post!! :D :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi's Mom Posted November 29, 2007 #8 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Coming soon to a port near you! Your own private Cruise Ship!!! Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!" Booze Policy? "I ain't going!" No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!" Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!" Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!" No lobster? "I ain't going!" Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!" Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff! I'm happy they aren't going...then the rest of us can have a nice cruise :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi's Mom Posted November 29, 2007 #9 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Oh somebody would complain about the lack of complainers!! Probably would! Can keep 'em all happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PamUK Posted November 29, 2007 #10 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Maybe we could take it in turns to be 'Complainer of the Day' we could ensure the really important stuff that people complain about gets sorted, you know the stuff - the sun's too hot, it got dark too early........:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realtreebar Posted November 29, 2007 #11 Share Posted November 29, 2007 i get first dibs on balcony light complainers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldsc Posted November 29, 2007 #12 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Don't forget no Heintz ketchup. DON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruise_lover Posted November 29, 2007 #13 Share Posted November 29, 2007 [quote=TEXASMUNK;12511761]Coming soon to a port near you! Your own private Cruise Ship!!! WHERE, WHEN, SIGN ME UP Fuel surcharge? "I ain't going!" I COMMUTE - THE SHIP'S FUEL CHARGE WOULD BE CHEAPER THAN WHAT I PAY A MONTH COMMUTING. Booze Policy? "I ain't going!" I CAN DO WITHOUT A GLASS A WINE EVERYNIGHT FOR ONE WEEK. No Self Laundry? "I ain't going!" I'LL DO IT WHEN I GET HOME. Smoking Retrictions? "I ain't going!" I DON'T SMOKE! Insufficient Smoking Restrictions? "I ain't going!" I'LL BE BY MYSELF - WHO CARES. No lobster? "I ain't going!" - LOVE SHRIMP - HATE LOBSTER Ship too old (more than 5 years)? "I ain't going!" AS LONG AS IT FLOATS WHO CARES HOW OLD IT IS. STILL YOUNGER THAN I AM. Soon you will have the entire ship to yourself, that is only if you cruise solely to enjoy the total experience and don't sweat the small stuff! Thanks for your insite. I agree don't sweat the small stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexCruise371 Posted November 29, 2007 #14 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Don't forget no Heintz ketchup. DON Wait a minute....No Heinz ketchup?:eek: OMG, I might have to reconsider Nah....I don't use ketchup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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