gmschick2011 Posted December 9, 2007 #26 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Liberty of the Seas, Had a very shiny bow. And if you ever saw it, You would surely say OH WOW! All of the cruise pasangers boarded on that sunny day when they got on the ship they ran to the buffet Then on the last sea day the captain came on to say: "Passangers dont you frown, you still have one more day." Then the next day came. It was time to disembark Everyone was moaning some "i dont wanna go home" remark. :]] tried my best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 9, 2007 #27 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Dashing to the port, On a cruise to far away... O'er the gang we go, Laughing all the way, ha ha ha... Hear the Bing Bong ring, Making spirits bright... What fun it is to laugh and sing A cruising song tonight.... Oh, Jingle Bells, Cruise ship sails, Two days under way..... Oh what fun it is to ride On a cruise out in the spray, hey! Jingle Bells, Cruise ship sails, No work for me today.... Oh what fun is to sun On the deck and drift away.. A month or two ago, I thought I'd book a ride... The great love of my life, Is seated by my side... The ship looks clean and grand, Sun shining bright and hot.... Calypso playing band, Makes us drink alot.... Oh, Jingle Bells, Cruise ship sails, Three days under way.... Oh what fun it is to ride On our way to Coco Cay, hey! Jingle Bells, Cruise ship sails, Another port today.... Oh what fun, we're in the sun, Off to the lunch buffet..... Jingle Bells, Cruise ship sails, Now four days under way... Oh what fun, BINGO... I WON!, We really want to stay.... Jingle Bells, Cruise ship sails, Now it's the last sea day, It's no fun to leave the sun, Just leave us here, we'll stay... It's no fun... To leave the sun... Just ...Leave... Us.... Here.... We'll... Stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone_fishin Posted December 9, 2007 #28 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Oh come, all ye critics, come to meet and mingle, oh bring all ye ru-u-mers of no lob-ster (or as we say it ... lah-ah-ahbsta)..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grammy111 Posted December 9, 2007 #29 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I absolutely love it!! (and your sense of humor) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 10, 2007 #30 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Oh come, all ye critics,come to meet and mingle, oh bring all ye ru-u-mers of no lob-ster (or as we say it ... lah-ah-ahbsta)..... Really? With three syllables. I really need a .wav file for this.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 12, 2007 #31 Share Posted December 12, 2007 What? No more Christmas Carols?? I need more! 2 Weeks til Christmas and 5 days til I cruise! Give me more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence22 Posted December 12, 2007 #32 Share Posted December 12, 2007 All good, but to Amy Bear and Kenny in particular very creative. Excellent:D ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
san4u2 Posted December 12, 2007 #33 Share Posted December 12, 2007 My hat is off to all of you:) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 13, 2007 #34 Share Posted December 13, 2007 All good, but to Amy Bear and Kenny in particular very creative. Excellent:D ! My hat is off to all of you:) . On behalf of AmyBear and myself. Thankyou!;) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BecciBoo Posted December 13, 2007 #35 Share Posted December 13, 2007 O.K. you asked for it! I'm dreaming of a cruise vacation Just like the ones I used to take Where the buffet chocolate glistens And the waiters will listen And serve real lobster for our sake~ I'm dreaming of a balcony cabin With in-room service every day Where no complainers are lurking And the deck police are working To keep the chair hogs far away~ Oh I'm dreaming of just relaxing And no changing itenaries Where the table mates are sweeties And there're raisins for my Wheaties And calm and blue green azure seas~ I'm dreaming of a zero bar bill And nothing owed them at the end May your sea days be merry and bright And may all your cruises be just right!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bargeo Posted December 13, 2007 #36 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Terrific!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havana Daydreamin Posted December 13, 2007 #37 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I just have to compliment everyone's imagination on this thread! This is my style of humor! :D What other jingles might be used also? hmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glama Posted December 13, 2007 #38 Share Posted December 13, 2007 'Twas the night before Cruising', when all through the house, All thes creature were saying, get me out of this house;The cases were packed by front door with care,In hopes that the snowstorm would not muck with our air;The children were jumping on top of our bed,While visions of soft serve ice cream, danced in their heads;While mama packed her swimsuit, and a handy ships map, I just closed my eyes, for a 10 minute nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the creast of the new-fallen snowlooked just like the shine on the waves, from the bow,When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But Funnel Deck Freddy! with six buckets of beer! With a man dressed in white, said "Hurry, come quick!" I knew in a moment it was Captain Luigi St. Nick.More rapid than teenagers, running up and down halls,He whistled, and shouted, said "To Dunns River Falls!" "Now, Room Steward! now, Waiter! now, Purser and Crew! On, Room Service! on Maitre'D! on, Cruise Director and YOU! To the top of the decks! to the top of the rock climbing wall!Now sail away! sail away! sail away all!" More later.... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 13, 2007 #39 Share Posted December 13, 2007 'Twas the night before Cruising', when all through the house, All thes creature were saying, get me out of this house;The cases were packed by front door with care,.... :) This one is Very Very good!:) I removed most of the quote to save space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glama Posted December 13, 2007 #40 Share Posted December 13, 2007 "As palm trees that before the Olga hurricane fly, When they cancel our port, we ask mournfully "why??" So up to the pool deck the cruisers they climbed, Hearing the first loud announcements, to be nickled and dimed. And then, near the pool, I heard on speaker "Get out! Get out, fast! That diapers a leaker!" As I flew from the pool, and was turning around, Down the rock wall Luigi St. Nick came with a bound. He was dressed all in white, from his head to his foot, He was looking quite hot, and knew right where to put; The bundle of diapers he had flung on his back, looking like Super Nanny, cleaning up little brats. His eyes -- how they twinkled! Brass buttons, how merry! His shoes shined like mirrors, his nose like a cherry! I couldn't help notice, his cute little accent, As he said "The purser said hurry!; And so I was sent!" Free drinks of the day he held tight in his arms, And the cruisers reacted to this Captain's charms; He had a tan face, and his 6 pack ab belly, which made all the girls think "that does NOT look like jelly" He was trim, fit and handsome, not short like an elf, And I swooned when I saw him, in spite of myself; A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, He started a conga line; of which the crew led He spoke not a word, but conga'd with ease, And wiggled and jiggled and danced, then said "please", "The diaper is gone, we've danced up a storm", Now back to the bridge, time for sounding the HORN! He sprang to his station, to his team gave a shout! "Muster Drill Time!! Hiding in cabins is OUT! . Then I heard him exclaim, after 7 long blows, "It's time to set sail", so our glasses, we rose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrence22 Posted December 13, 2007 #41 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Glama-Brilliant:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariTenor1 Posted December 13, 2007 #42 Share Posted December 13, 2007 These are fantastic! What a great way to start my day. Amy, Kenny & Glama: You've outdown yourselves:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 13, 2007 #43 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Here's another one, Sung to Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Cruisers toasting at a Champagne Bar, Bubbly tickling at your nose, Calypso classics being sung by a choir, Folks dressed up, formal gowns, tuxedos. Everybody knows a Lobster and some fine Merlot, Help to make the dining right. Tiny tots on parade with Adventure 'O, Will find it hard to sleep tonight. You know to Labadee - we're on our way; Lots of beach toys and games to make our day. And every mother's child is going to spy, To see if ziplines really go that high. And so I'm offfering this simple phrase, For folks from first cruise to ninety-two. Although it's been said many times, many ways, A very Merry Cruisemas to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 13, 2007 #44 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Sorry, couldn't resist another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare BecciBoo Posted December 13, 2007 #45 Share Posted December 13, 2007 You guys are great! I think we should send a copy of all our stuff to RCCL, maybe they'll send us all a lanyard or something! ;) Great thinking all. Merry Christmas!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glama Posted December 13, 2007 #46 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Grandma got runned over by some rugrats, Walking down the stairwell on our cruise. You can say there's no such thing as bratty kids, But Im' convinced they run in packs of two's. She'd been drinkin' too much yellow bird, And we'd begged her not to go. But she had to get to Bingo, Cuz she thought "I'm gonna win some jackpot dough!" So we found her the next mornin', At the scene of the attack, There were heelie prints on her forehead, And incriminating wheel marks on her back. Grandma got runned over by some rugrats, Walking down the stairwell on our cruise, You can say there's no such thing bratty kids, But you really should have seen that big black bruise. Now we're all so proud of Grandpa, He's been taking this so fine. See him up there on by the pool, , saying "out of my chair you chairhog, that one's MINE!" It's not Cruising without Grandma. All the family's dressed in black. But we fit right in on formal night, Compared to other people dressed in sacks. (Dressed in sacks!) Now the filet of beef is on the table and some weird thing made with figs, and the teenie weenie lobster, that others swore was really just a fib I've warned all my fellow CC'ers, Be careful on your cruise! They should never let those rugrats, where those really f*&$%^@ stupid wheelie shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fury1995 Posted December 13, 2007 #47 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Oh....... my...... gosh..Glama. drawing from personal experience??:rolleyes: ;) That was sooooooooo hysterical!:eek: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minoushka Posted December 13, 2007 #48 Share Posted December 13, 2007 LOved It Bravo!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dachshunddoglover Posted December 14, 2007 #49 Share Posted December 14, 2007 My kids just came into the office and asked me if I was singing to the computer. :D These are great!!! Keep em' coming. E-Beth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jobob Posted December 14, 2007 #50 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I laughed until I cried. Great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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