JustStartin Posted April 4, 2008 #26 Share Posted April 4, 2008 My mom knows Sandy Beach and MIL knows Mary Chris Moss. Re: the Blonde jokes, as my DD says, it's not the natural blondes that have the problems, it's those that dye their hair blonde. The chemicals absorb into the brain. :rolleyes: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crusin Karen Posted April 4, 2008 #27 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I work for Orthopedic Surgeons. A patient came in today and saw cruise pictures over my desk. She said, oh, I went on a cruise a few years ago and LOVED it. I said, what did you go on? And she said.....A SHIP!! :p When she left I went back and asked my dr. if she had a fractured brain...:confused: :rolleyes: :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris7562 Posted April 4, 2008 #28 Share Posted April 4, 2008 What is funniest about this, I think, is that it wasn't just a "moment" on the cruise when this woman thought she was drinking the "Drink of the Day" - it's that many months later, she still hasn't realized that it was simply the drink of the day ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truecruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #29 Share Posted April 4, 2008 What is funniest about this, I think, is that it wasn't just a "moment" on the cruise when this woman thought she was drinking the "Drink of the Day" - it's that many months later, she still hasn't realized that it was simply the drink of the day ; ) kinda raises the following questions: did she only drink on one day? if so, was it the last day? if not, did she not notice the drink was different the next day? did she ever read her capers....even once? was she even on the ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty Cruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #30 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Are her friends also dumb enough to believe that she is serving them a drink called "Drink of the Day" when they go to her house? Does she try to order it at restaurants and bars at home? If so, doesn't she notice that it tastes different every time she orders it?:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wennfred Posted April 4, 2008 #31 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Guess you don't have to be a rocket scientist to clean teeth. But a little common sense would have been nice. .. If you work hard all year long, when you go on vacation you leave your rocket scientist hat behind. Like me this week, I dont want to think, read, work, just relax and drink those Drinks of the Day :D Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazingm42 Posted April 4, 2008 #32 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I was my hair dresser's one day and the male hairdresser there was arguing with us that egg rolls have eggs in them -- that's why they're called egg rolls!Wasn't blonde, but he is a male...:D They are called egg rolls because traditionally they dip them in a whipped eggs or a egg wash before frying them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusinpsychRN Posted April 4, 2008 #33 Share Posted April 4, 2008 ROFLMAO!!! i LOVE london! one of my favorite places. didn't you notice that advisory printed at EVERY station, and on EVERY train, near...well, the GAP? :p What notice? Yes, I'm blond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusinpsychRN Posted April 4, 2008 #34 Share Posted April 4, 2008 so true, you brunette, you.:p it does happen to everyone, EVEN ~ a-hem ~ GUYS;). ROFLMAO!!! i LOVE london! one of my favorite places. didn't you notice that advisory printed at EVERY station, and on EVERY train, near...well, the GAP? :p is he related to "Jim Naysium?" Only worse is the pilot named Jack. Everytime the copilot gets on board he says "Hi, Jack"!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socref124 Posted April 4, 2008 #35 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Was she blonde? OK OK OK ....Just kidding. Hope she had a good time. LMAO, that's what I was going to ask...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halos Posted April 4, 2008 #36 Share Posted April 4, 2008 so true, you brunette, you.:p it does happen to everyone, EVEN ~ a-hem ~ GUYS;). . :p hell, I may be brunette but I have many blonde moments!!! I guess I'm secure enough in my intellect for the most part that when I do have these ditzy moments I can laugh at myself along with everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truecruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #37 Share Posted April 4, 2008 hell, I may be brunette but I have many blonde moments!!!I guess I'm secure enough in my intellect for the most part that when I do have these ditzy moments I can laugh at myself along with everyone else. i agree 100%. but, every now and again, i have given a kickin' to the boys (they know who they are), when they throw the blonde jokes my way.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogtyde88 Posted April 4, 2008 #38 Share Posted April 4, 2008 i agree 100%. but, every now and again, i have given a kickin' to the boys (they know who they are), when they throw the blonde jokes my way.:cool: Huh?..What?...somebody talkin about me again?:p I had a blonde moment once....it's been the longest 48 years of my life!!! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halos Posted April 4, 2008 #39 Share Posted April 4, 2008 i agree 100%. but, every now and again, i have given a kickin' to the boys (they know who they are), when they throw the blonde jokes my way.:cool: Pfft! men love blondes, so I'm sure they are just teasin' right boys???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogtyde88 Posted April 4, 2008 #40 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Pfft!men love blondes, so I'm sure they are just teasin' right boys???? Right O' Wise One..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty Cruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #41 Share Posted April 4, 2008 i agree 100%. but, every now and again, i have given a kickin' to the boys (they know who they are), when they throw the blonde jokes my way.:cool: Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. ;) :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truecruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #42 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. ;) :p repete, love you aren't blonde, but shldn't that joke read "tell her YOU'RE pregnant?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogtyde88 Posted April 4, 2008 #43 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her you're pregnant. ;) :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty Cruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #44 Share Posted April 4, 2008 repete, love you aren't blonde, but shldn't that joke read "tell her YOU'RE pregnant?" You would never believe that, true (love)?:p :D Thanks tyde. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truecruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #45 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Hey! tyde (one on last night)!... ***** is w/ the save (editing his quote to save him):confused: ole boy's network:rolleyes: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halos Posted April 4, 2008 #46 Share Posted April 4, 2008 repete, love you aren't blonde, but shldn't that joke read "tell her YOU'RE pregnant?" ROFLMAO!! pete, you certainly hung yourself there now, didncha??? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogtyde88 Posted April 4, 2008 #47 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Hey! tyde (one on last night)!... ***** is w/ the save (editing his quote to save him):confused: ole boy's network:rolleyes: :p Not at all...I went back and changed She's to You're!!:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truecruiser Posted April 4, 2008 #48 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Not at all...I went back and changed She's to You're!!:p OH! i completely misunderstood! :rolleyes: :cool: (is this reply blonde enough for ya?):p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXKristi Posted April 4, 2008 #49 Share Posted April 4, 2008 That story reminded me of the time we were on a family vacation and had stopped to have breakfast. When the waitress got around to my brother (who was about 10 at the time), he ordered "Eggs-Any Style". He is almost 37 years old and we still tease him about it anytime we are all together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogtyde88 Posted April 4, 2008 #50 Share Posted April 4, 2008 OH! i completely misunderstood! :rolleyes: :cool: (is this reply blonde enough for ya?):p Hmm? Blonde enough? prolly!.....is it possilble to be TOO blonde?? :confused: :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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