I've only been on one cruise so far, but this was an interesting experience... I was sitting with a bunch of my group members on the Lido deck at around 3 in the morning, eating and chatting it up while Carnival's "Beer and Bathrobes" party went on right outside. My younger brother (this happened last August, so he was 12) went to get some pizza, and he came back with this horrified look on his face, and no pizza.
"Mike, what's wrong?"
"A lady... Just came by and slapped my ass."
She must have been drunk.
"Did she say anything when she did it?" I asked.
"I don't remember," Michael responded, still in shock. "I was just so mortified..."
I'm a big journal-writer, so I had a whole book devoted to that one week... I got some funny quotes in there... Wait, let me get another one, while I have this book out...
(At dinner)
Emily (10yrs old): If you don't like meat, you should just become a... (can't think of the word)
Maggi (that's me!): A vegetarian?
Emily: No, I don't know. I don't know if it's "vegetarian," "vegan" or "virgin."
Kathy: Hey, Mandy, was that you waving at me from the elevator?
Amanda: Um, what? No...
Kathy: ...Oops
Tommy: I told you it wasn't her!
Kathy: (dips her napkin in her husband's water glass) You drinking this, sweetie?
Tommy: Not now!
So the next night at dinner...
Kathy: (moves water glass to middle of the table) This is the washing glass.
It's just those little cruise moments that makes things so memorable. Of course, it helps that I wrote down just about every "little moment"... :)
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I've only been on one cruise so far, but this was an interesting experience... I was sitting with a bunch of my group members on the Lido deck at around 3 in the morning, eating and chatting it up while Carnival's "Beer and Bathrobes" party went on right outside. My younger brother (this happened last August, so he was 12) went to get some pizza, and he came back with this horrified look on his face, and no pizza.
"Mike, what's wrong?"
"A lady... Just came by and slapped my ass."
She must have been drunk.
"Did she say anything when she did it?" I asked.
"I don't remember," Michael responded, still in shock. "I was just so mortified..."
I'm a big journal-writer, so I had a whole book devoted to that one week... I got some funny quotes in there... Wait, let me get another one, while I have this book out...
(At dinner)
Emily (10yrs old): If you don't like meat, you should just become a... (can't think of the word)
Maggi (that's me!): A vegetarian?
Emily: No, I don't know. I don't know if it's "vegetarian," "vegan" or "virgin."
Kathy: Hey, Mandy, was that you waving at me from the elevator?
Amanda: Um, what? No...
Kathy: ...Oops
Tommy: I told you it wasn't her!
Kathy: (dips her napkin in her husband's water glass) You drinking this, sweetie?
Tommy: Not now!
So the next night at dinner...
Kathy: (moves water glass to middle of the table) This is the washing glass.
It's just those little cruise moments that makes things so memorable. Of course, it helps that I wrote down just about every "little moment"... :)