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I WAS ON FASCINATION IN FEBRUARY THIS YEAR AND HAD A VERY HEAVY NIGHT ON THE BEER, I WAS ALREADY IN THE BAD BOOKS WITH MY WIFE,THE NEXT MORNING(ASEA DAY)WHEN SHE WENT FOR A LOOK ROUND THE SHOPS, GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR ME THEN TO HAVE A QUICK OIL CAN OF FOSTERS THE NEXT THING MY NEW FOUND FRIENDS FROM CHICAGO APPEAR .WHO WERE ALL FEELING ILL FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE ,SO I ORDRED A BUCKET OF FOSTERS 750MLS FROM A WAITER THE GUYS SAID THEY WERE ONLY PASSING THROUGH THE POOL AREA ON THERE WAY TO BREAKFAST I LOST SIGHT OF THE WAITER AFTER AROUND 10 MINUTES NO SIGN OF HIM SO I SAT ON A SUN BED BY THE POOL , WITH MY OILCAN AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES MY WIFE APPEARED TOOK ONE LOOK AT THE OIL CAN AND GAVE ME A REAL ROCKET ABOUT DRINKING AT 10.30 IN THE MORNING ETC,SHE WAS ONLY HALF WAY THROUGH ROCKETING ME, WHEN YOU GUESSED IT ,THE WAITER ARRIVES ,COMPLETE WITH THE BUCKET OF FOSTERS , I TOLD HIM I HAD NOT ORDERED THEM ,AND TRIED TO BLAME IT ON THE CHICAGO GUYS ,OF COURSE HE KNEW IT WAS ME ,SO NOT WANTING TO CAUSE A SCENE I DULY ACCEPTED THE BUCKET, WHICH REALLY LIT THE FUSE WIRE .FOR THE WIFE HOW COULD I GET OUT OF THIS .WELL THAT DECISION WAS MADE FOR ME, AS I MADE MY WAY TO THE REST ROOM THE WIFE SHOUTED SOMETHING TO ME AS I TURNED ROUND TO LOOK AT HER I SLIPPED ON A BANANA SKIN SOMEONE HAD LEFT BY THE POOLSIDE AND LANDED ON TOP OF A WOMAN WHO WAS SUNBATHING ,THE WIFE STORMED OFF AND I GOT AWAY WITH IT IN THE END, IT IS FUNNY NOW BUT IT WAS SCARRY THEN:eek:

I love how the accent comes through in this...but you wouldn't be on my next cruise if I were your wife...:p

Tandoori - Thanks for that - I couldn't stop laughing as I read your comments in italics! I needed that! :p:D;)