SFlaLawDawg

I am 53 years old and hav e been married 25 years and I am sure I know more tricks then you do-since I was "doing it" when you were in diapers. I have no need or interest in your porn site

Oh, mom, lighten up. lol This topic of conversation hardly makes this a "porn site." As careful as everyone is being to use polite words and oblique references it doesn't even make it an "R-rated" site. PG maybe. And, besides, why single me out? I didn't start this line of "balcony intimacy" posts! I'd actually be too afraid to be seen in the reflection of the glass or by kids next door peeking through the space. But then again I didn't mean to offend you either. In any case, you can have the thread back if it means that much to you, and I apologize if I offended your sensitivities.

By the way, mom, I'm 57 and got married when I was 20 so it's not likely you know a lot more tricks than me. Come to think of it, you weren't even around when I was in diapers. :-)

Oh, and I agree about the smoke drifting next door too. I can't complain though since I guess I annoyed people that way when I used to smoke. What goes around comes around I suppose. (Oops...sorry, I shouldn't have used the "c" word here.)

Guess I'm dense, what is the string for?

Oh come on BalconyLover...you live in Nebraska and you don't know why you need the string in the winter time? I am going to guess you are a woman. :D

I doubt a chaise lounge would be comfortable either, may as well get on the floor.

Trust me, there is a better way to do it on the balcony if you are both in good enough shape to stand up for a little while. ;) Send me an email if you need specific guidance. lol