VampyBuff

The food on the Norway was bad. Very bad. Without exception. All of it. I vowed never to sail on NCL again, and will not.

My thoughts regarding the Dawn and its food!

The "shrimp cocktail" that's always available on NCL (Dawn). I made the mistake of ordering it the first night, and it looked like it'd come out of a can. And I practically needed a magnifying glass to see the "shrimp".

Actually, any "scallop" dish, as well. Again, TINY TINY TINY. Their "scallop salad" had three scallops about the size of dimes. Maybe I'm spoiled since I go to culinary school, but that's not exactly what I think of when ordering scallops.

Most of the food was very unmemorable...and me and my boyfriend agreed that while we were always full, we were never satisfied. It was like we were eating just to eat.

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Bulimic, well you might want to give your room steward a heads up so he won't think that the infamous Norovirus is aboard and in one of his cabins. You might want to bring a heavy duty air freshner for use in the bathroom so the stench of upchuck doesn't overpower the entire room.

Anorexic, well you might want to let the wait staff know that you love the food, but just don't eat a lot. If you don't they will be bringing piles and piles of food for you to try.

wow...you're a horrible person.

ugh I bloated up horribly this past week. I guess it was salt/water retention. I did eat more than I ever would normally though, but tried to make it to the gym almmost every day, and always opted for the stairs and chose pretty active tours. but having been home only two days, I'm completely back to normal. Even my boyfriend commented that I'm "skinny again"

p.s. granted I was also on the tredmill at least an hour a day and tried to choose the ship shape menu items offered, I still probably consumed at least 1,000 calories in alcohol a night

I remember on my last cruise I stepped on the scale after 2 or 3 days of an 8 day cruise and almost fainted when i saw I'd gained around 7 pounds. I stepped on the scale a day or so later though and it had already dropped. I'm assuming it was just high salt intake and water retention.

i loved coach's old styles but i don't like their new line...

I have a dooney and burke but don't get many compliments on it (it's the one that looks like it was drawn on by little kids with crayons...and that's basically what I'm always told)

Gross. I am all for everyone having a little fun, but please not in a public jacuzzi where others will be relaxing. YUCK!!!!

Or at least wait until it's empty! ;)

Ok, I know I already posted one on this board but I just thought of another funny one. It was on our first cruise one day durning the middle of the trip we were eating dinner, my family had a great table right next to a big window. Durning dinner we kept hearing these strange noises, well being our first cruise we were all a little un-easy about this so we asked the waiter what it was and he explained that it was the ship speeding up or slowing down or some such things so we went back to enjoying our meal. Well a few minutes latter we saw lights from another boat coming right at us, and rather fast at that. My sister, (who usually is the most classy compussed one of our group) called the wiater over and asked him what that was. Well the waiter looked at her then slowly turned his head to look out the window then slowly turned his head to look back at her and said, "It is a boat". Well fear must have really did something to my sister because she yelled for the whole dining room to hear, "NO SH*T IT'S A BOAT! I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOD D@MN BUS. I WANT TO KNOW WHY IT IS CHARGING AT US!" :eek: Well the whole room went quite and our poor waiter's face was bright red. It was all I could do to keep from laughing. My sister NEVER speeks like that, she is always nice to everyone and hates to be embarressed and boy was she ever embarressed! Well after she made such a scene our waiter explained that someone on the ship had had a heart attack and that boat was coming to meet our ship to take the man to a hospital in freeport. For rest of the trip people were talking about it.

this story may not seem too funny but trust me, my classy sister making such a scene was one of the funnest things i habe ever seen. I'm still laughing about it.:D

On the contrary I thought this was one of the funniest posts on here...The visual is hysterical. My BF keeps looking @ me like I'm crazy eveytime I laugh out loud