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10 years ago (or so) we boarded a cruise ship-- RCCL's largest at the time-- for a wedding. We toured the ship, had a great meal, attended the wedding, and then were asked to leave the soon-to-depart ship!

So it might not be odd, and most probably take it for granted, but this April we are taking our first real cruise and the thing I am looking forward to the most is the sail away! They'll have to drag me off the boat this time (warning, I'll be a lot heavier by that 7th night).

Falling asleep on the deck under the stars is a not-so-distant second.

There was one guy (he had to be from Texas, judging by his accent) who one morning decided to crap to the waiter that the bacon wasn't crispy enough for him. He complained and complained and complained, making everyone around him impatient and angry, as they were waiting for their food. The cook made the effort to go back and refry him some crisper bacon, and then once he got that he still wouldn't shut up! Some people...

 

Then a similar situation happened later when the fries weren't crispy enough. I'm not sure if it was the same guy, but the situation played out the exact same. :p

There's no such thing as bad bacon. :D