ROSEBASKETS Posted October 19, 2009 #26 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Don't laugh - my mother comes from a tiny village just outside Halifax called Luddenden Foot. I imagine that explains a lot. Mary Ooooops, better take my foot out of my mouth - sorry! :eek: Yes, I Know Luddenden Foot well (full of sheep) but that's another story! Sure to be suspended by the mods now! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norfolk Brit Posted October 19, 2009 #27 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Ooooops, better take my foot out of my mouth - sorry! :eek: :rolleyes: No need to apologise - was brought up by said mother to laugh at just about everything. Suppose you've got to when you come from Luddenden Foot - nowt else to do. Mary:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrym Posted October 19, 2009 #28 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Best thread on CrusieCritic, thanks all, especially Sir Martin! On the heating problem, moving to a warmer country should sort it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norfolk Brit Posted October 19, 2009 #29 Share Posted October 19, 2009 On the heating problem, moving to a warmer country should sort it. What a splendid idea; perhaps Cruisebore could tell me how to make the heating pump noisy chez NB Towers. I'm off to pack. Sir Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROSEBASKETS Posted October 19, 2009 #30 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Can anyone help? My central heating pump is noisy; what should I do to quieten it down? TIA Without trying to be offensive, have you tried the most obvious? 1. Hitting it with a hammer 2. Swearing at it 3. Surrounding it with egg boxes 4. Telling it you love it 5. Using a Eronbeld 5.4m vacuum pressure release valve to descale the thermcoulpler and repositioning the high messeuium constantainer to the exipital vario flow pump mechanism 6. Getting a new one 7. Contacting whipsnade to see if they can send a hairy red bottomed babboon to beat it with a stick 8. Get a head shaking, tutting, bum scratching, non part carrying, excuse for a plumber to bleed you dry of your hard earned cash Alternatively you could just call a heating engineer :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisebore Posted October 19, 2009 #31 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Without trying to be offensive, have you tried the most obvious? Alternatively you could just call a heating engineer :rolleyes: At the pricess those ************ charge I would have to cancel my next cruise. Cruise! did I mention cruise? Awfully sorry. Regards Cb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopgo Posted October 23, 2009 Author #32 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Belated congratulations to the Internet, which reached it's 40th birthday today. Yes, the internet was born on the 23.10.69 when a student typed in " lO " and gave life to the internet. Some facts, the first useable web browser wasn't launched until 1993, by 95 we had Amazon, by 98 Google, and by 2001 Wikipedia at which point there were 513 million people on line. Today the estimated figure is 1.7 billion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thranite Posted October 23, 2009 #33 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Today the estimated figure is 1.7 billion. Does that account for those banned by the mods? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stopgo Posted October 23, 2009 Author #34 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Does that account for those banned by the mods? :eek: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luv2krooze1791 Posted October 24, 2009 #35 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Yes. They have one more to ban to STOP the rubbish and so that the rest of us can GO back to sensible discourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerrym Posted October 26, 2009 #36 Share Posted October 26, 2009 They have one more to ban to STOP the rubbish and so that the rest of us can GO back to sensible discourse. Seconded! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norfolk Brit Posted October 26, 2009 #37 Share Posted October 26, 2009 Seconded! :) Thirded. Sir Martin:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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