The REAL Newt

[sailyn]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by newtocc:
Sal, you misunderstood, you won the prize, you get to come for free, THE wifester is the one that has to pay, I'm into couples!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hmmmmm .... OK ..... I'll have to talk to the wifester. She doesn't know you as I do. Might be a problem. What if I leave her at home? Then I get to come for free? [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[yanceycruiser]

Newt here, Newt there, Newt Newt Everywhere. I am sick and tired of this Newt Mania. This is my last post on the X Files Board.

So long buckaroos!

Yanceycruiser

Dreamward 1/95
Norway 1/97
Grandeur of the Seas 1/99
Grand Princess 2/01
Carnival Pride 2/03

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Until the Infinity on
August 22, 2004

[newtocc]

Yancey, this whole thread is just in jest, what is your problem, your kidding, right?

We are just a bunch of avid Cruisers having a good time!

Boten traveled over 3,000 miles to meet a few of his cruising buddies, and he was just having a little fun with it! I was honored to meet him, as I am, to meet all of my Cruise Critic friends.

If this thread really annoys you that bad, and if it is so non-cruise related, than just stop posting to it and bring it to the attention of our Hosts! I’m sure they would be happy to delete it for you. I would personally be devastated, but I would eventually get over it in about 2 minutes!

As always, Hope this Helps!

This ship 10/91
That ship 11/95
Whatever ship 12/98
here a ship 13/99
there a ship 14/00
everywhere
a
ship ship 15/05

<font size="3" color=red>Over 1 year</font> into my LMBO cruise

[Shirley and Les]

Dear Newt or Mr. Newt or whatever,
We would really appreciate an autographed photograph from you. We have read all of your posts on this board and are really impressed with your insight and straight thinking in responding to the posts on this board. Your consiseness and brevity really add to the depth of your responses.
Please send us your autographed picture. If you cannot send a picture, your signature alone would be appreciated. See, Danno has given us your VISA card number and we have to practice your signature to be able to really use it.
Please excuse the crayon. They do not allow us to use sharp objects in this facility.
Shirley and Les
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[Cruise Cat]

Dear Shirley and Les,
Thank you for your appreciation of Newt. As Newt's Warden, I must inform you that we do not allow him out after 11:00pm EDT, without special permission. We also do not feed him after midnight. In regard to Newt's Visa Number, that was his actual 'visa' number that allowed him into this country. He does have a credit card though. We gave him an old expired 'Bank Americard' to play with. We told him it was a 'sea pass' that they used on [I]Titanic[/I].

Feel free to try to contact Newt again in the morning.

Sincerely,
Cruise Cat
Warden, Section Eight
SPMH

[Shirley and Les]

Dear Cruise Cat,
WOW, you sure have a lot of duties!!!!
I was talking with a Celebrity Cruise rep last night and she said old "Newt" had unlimited access on the board. She did forward his VISA number in confidence but I am not very concerned ab0ut secrecy.
Les

[boten]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by newtocc:
Boten traveled over 3,000 miles to meet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The airline quote it as 5,910 miles, plus over 100 miles from DC, plus over 1,100 miles I did after I met THE Newt, plus the flight back would total over 13,000 miles to meet THE Newt. So you see folks, I travelled about half the globe to meet THE Newt. It was worth it!

NBP [7²=49]
[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom

[Cruise Cat]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by boten:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by newtocc:
Boten traveled over 3,000 miles to meet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
The airline quote it as 5,910 miles, plus over 100 miles from DC, plus over 1,100 miles I did after I met THE Newt, plus the flight back would total over 13,000 miles to meet THE Newt. So you see folks, I travelled about half the globe to meet THE Newt. It was worth it!

NBP [7²=49]
_Boten, you're always good for a laugh_ - newtocc
_Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW_ - brigittetom
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Boten, wouldn't it have been quicker just to go the 8,000 miles through the center?

Cruise Cat
Unofficial Ambassador for the Community

Vision of the Seas - 8/24/03
Rhapsody of the Seas - 9/1/02
Inspiration - 9/16/01
Jubilee - 9/12/99

<MARQUEE>[I]..........................SAIL ON LMAO!!!....ALWAYS TRUE NORTH!!!...LMAO FOREVER (LF)!!!!...................[/I]<MARQUEE>

[boten]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cruise Cat:
Boten, wouldn't it have been quicker just to go the 8,000 miles through the center?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Cat, that would make a HOT inside passage.

NBP [7²=49]
[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom

[Cloud9]

Dear Shirley and Les,
I also have Newts Credit Card, but I was lucky to get his signature at the Boten meeting. I've been having so much fun spending! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Hope this helps!

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Carnival Fantasy 12/01
Celebrity Galaxy 10/02
Celebrity Horizon 9/03
Carnival Miracle 5/04 [img]http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/79.gif[/img]

[nealberk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by yanceycruiser:
Newt here, Newt there, Newt Newt Everywhere. I am sick and tired of this Newt Mania. This is my last post on the X Files Board.

So long buckaroos!

Yanceycruiser

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't let Yancey fool you. He is really Newt (THE Newt?) writing under one of his aliases. Notice that we do not have any simultaneous posts from Newt and Yancey.

[wolfganghowell]

As Newt's representative for all endorsements, personal appearances, commercial and film offers, please know that all requests for Newt autographs, merchandise, appearances, etc. must be funneled through the Wolf Lair. Standard agency fee of 15% applies on all completed transactions.

Good day sir.

yancey - I really hope you were joking.

Century 99-00
Rhapsody 11/00
Rhapsody 10/01
Infinity 2/02
Millennium 11/02
Millennium 11/03
Rhapsody 11/04

[sailyn]

Wolfie ... Does Newt do weddings? I know someone who might want to book him! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[Cloud9]

Sal, I don't know if the Newtster does weddings but I heard he's done a few divorses!

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Carnival Fantasy 12/01
Celebrity Galaxy 10/02
Celebrity Horizon 9/03
Carnival Miracle 5/04 [img]http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/79.gif[/img]

[boten]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cloud9:
Sal, I don't know if the Newtster does weddings but I heard he's done a few divorses!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Be afraid on the Miracle, don't get near Newt on you annivarsary.

NBP [7²=49]
[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom

[wolfganghowell]

Newt is only available for Vegas weddings, all expenses paid. There is no guarantee he will make the ceremony but he will be somewhere within city limits.

He is making an exception soon and performing at a bris. Puppy's in fact, once Puppy makes a decision. Fee to be negotiated.

Century 99-00
Rhapsody 11/00
Rhapsody 10/01
Infinity 2/02
Millennium 11/02
Millennium 11/03
Rhapsody 11/04

[Joyvey]

I would just like to say.
Who the heck cares who the heck Newt is?
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Galaxy transatlantic
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Carnival Miracle 12/2004
Galaxy 2004, fantasy 2004, glory 2003, zaandam 2003, fantasy 2003, century 2002, voyager 2002, maasdam 2002, Ncl star 2003, norway 2002, inspritation 2002, fantasy 2002, sovereign 2001, statendam 2001, noordam 2001, Grand princess 2003, golden princess 2003, regal empress 2001,

[BADBUOY]

Who the heck gives a heck about heck???

What the heck gives a heck about heck....

Where the heck is heck?

When the heck is heck heck??

Carnival Glory December 2004

[boten]

Oy-vey (oops, Joyvey), we - the herd - care.

NBP [7²=49]
[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom

[emptynest1]

I care.

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[nealberk]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joyvey:
I would just like to say.
Who the heck cares who the heck Newt is?
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<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can't fool us! This is really a post by Newt to divert us into thinking that we should stop talking about him [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[wallie5446]

Spike/Mikie,

Now you've gone an done it for sure ! Mr & Mrs Newster will never want to come to Texas to Meet N Mingle with us.

WE LOVE THE WATER AS LONG AS WE ARE ON A CRUISE

[boten]

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nealberk:
You can't fool us! This is really a post by Newt to divert us into thinking that we should stop talking about him [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Neal, so is this yet another personality THE Newt assumes? Isn't it enough Newt being Danno or vice versa? Now Newt is Oy-Vey? I didn't know he is Jewish.

NBP [7²=49]
[I]Boten, you're always good for a laugh[/I] - newtocc
[I]Boten, I want to speak with Mrs. Boten. NOW[/I] - brigittetom

[Joyvey]

well guys and gals, I am NOT Newt , don't know or care who newt is. This newt person gets way too much attention.
SOoooooooooo
I am starting the IDGARAAN club

(I dont give a rats a-- about newt club)_
But I am not bitter
Have a good day all

Galaxy transatlantic
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Carnival Miracle 12/2004
Galaxy 2004, fantasy 2004, glory 2003, zaandam 2003, fantasy 2003, century 2002, voyager 2002, maasdam 2002, Ncl star 2003, norway 2002, inspritation 2002, fantasy 2002, sovereign 2001, statendam 2001, noordam 2001, Grand princess 2003, golden princess 2003, regal empress 2001,

[emptynest1]

Joyvey, I detect some hostility towards our beloved funny man Newt. It will be interesting to see if there is a following to your new club.

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