Favorite Questions Asked on Behind the Fun Tour

[cdamion]

Does anybody have any entertaining questions they heard during their Behind the Fun Tour?

 

Top 3 from mine:

 

(Sorry if one of you was on this tour, but I though these questions were funny)

 

1:

 

Passenger: "are the security guards armed, you know in case pirates come on board?"

 

Captain: "no they are not armed, we do not have problems with pirates"

 

Passenger: "how will you protect the ship from pirates?"

 

Captain: "we do not have problems with priates"

 

Passenger: "but somebody at dinner said that a cruise ship was attacked by pirates recently, isnt there a plan?"

 

Captain: "there are no pirates in the Caribbean, only in the movies"

 

2:

 

Passenger: "do you plan for any emergencies during our cruise?"

 

Captain: "I do not have any emergencies planned, I do not like them"

 

3: (asked of the person giving the tour)

 

Passenger: "has Carnival had any problems with ships disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle?"

 

Tour guide: "um... not that I've heard of. We dont really go through the Bermuda Triangle much"

 

Passenger: "well Ive heard ships have had trouble there"

 

Tour guide: "I'm sure they take that into consideration when planning routes"

[sonicbuffalo]

people are too funny....thanks for the questions that behind the scenes cruisers asked.