What you wont do on a cruise!

[WinnipegCruiser]

Instead of thinking about what I will do on my cruise, I am now thinking about what I will NOT do.

 

I will not have to answer the phone.

I will not have to do any work.

I will not have to carry my cell phone everywhere I go.

I will not have to make sure to let the dog out.

I will not have to make the bed.

I will not have to make dinner, or load the dishwasher, or unload the dishwasher.

 

Know what I mean? I am beginning to think that taking a cruise is more about what you don't do than what you do do......

[tassycatt]

I will not have to listen to my husbands mouth all week! (he isnt going) :D

[*Mach*]

My biggie (same for every cruise...) I will NOT let other guests ruin my cruise...

:)

[Vettebuf]

I will not do laundary!

[TriciaEMTB]

I will not have to write reports

I will not have to wash the truck

I will not have to lift/carry/push/pull people

I will not have to wear big clunky boots

I will not have to wear a polyester button down

I will not have to let the dogs out

I will not have to take the trash out

I will not have to do laundry

I will not have to wash dishes

I will not have to deal with a crappy well pump

I will not have to pull the sandspurs out of my socks

I will not have to listen to my neighbors dog's barking...

 

I CANT WAIT!! WHEN DO WE SAIL!?!!? :D

 

Oh....305 more days..... :(

[Cigar Dude]

My biggie (same for every cruise...) I will NOT let other guests ruin my cruise...

 

:)

 

 

Amen!

 

Amen!!

 

Amen!!!!

[Sir Cruise-a-Lot]

Shovel Snow!!!!

[Shipbound]

I wil not eat fish'n chips.

 

Gary

[Ladybug023]

MAKE MY BED!!!!!

 

We were just talking about that last night!! LOL :p

[JdoggCruiser]

Have a bad time!

[ready2cruzagain]

-Do not have to look at snow

-Do not have to turn the heat up cause it is so freaking cold outside

-Do not have to plan any meals

 

And my favorite:

 

-Do not have to lift a finger :D

[summer_girl]

Instead of thinking about what I will do on my cruise, I am now thinking about what I will NOT do.

 

I will not have to answer the phone.

I will not have to do any work.

I will not have to carry my cell phone everywhere I go.

I will not have to make sure to let the dog out.

I will not have to make the bed.

I will not have to make dinner, or load the dishwasher, or unload the dishwasher.

 

Know what I mean? I am beginning to think that taking a cruise is more about what you don't do than what you do do......

 

Wow...isn't that the truth!! I have the same list...plus, I won't have to make sure I have a designated driver if I have one too many cocktails!!:o

[Simplertimes]

I WILL NOT:

 

have to get up early, unless I want to!

have to go to work!

have to be stuck to my cell phone!

have to turn on a computer!

have to make my bed!

have to make meals!

have to load/unload the dishwasher!

have to let the dog out!

have to feed the dog/cats!

have to drive so I can have a few (or more) drinks!

have to clean the house!

shovel snow!

freeze my butt (and the rest of me) off!

worry about about moving chair hogs' items!

let whiners bother me!

 

Ok, that's a start...

[bigdaddyvoges]

I Will Not..........

 

 

 

BE ON CRUISE CRITIC!!!!! :eek:

[ducku2]

I will NOT be on a DIET :D

[Anung Un Rama]

I won't have to listen to my fiance's cats constantly meow. Now that brings a smile to my face :D

[Athankfulheart]

When I cruise again in March I will NOT be loading the wood stove.

[kyrisong1]

I will not:

Sweat the small stuff

Whine about little things

Be rude to anyone

Worry if the cruise gets diverted (I sail in the fall usually)

Pay attention to how others dress or allow them to bother me at all

Pay attention to how much others eat (never have, never will)

Pay attention so someone elses whining or complaining

I will

have an awesome time

try something new (activity, food)

have at least 1 DOD every day

always remember to say thank you to those that help make my cruise wonderful (friends, husband and/or staff)

make new friends and enjoy the old friends

:-) Carole

[laumicmah]

I will not have to listen to my husbands mouth all week! (he isnt going) :D

Me too...me too :D !!!!!!

[Celandine]

I will not be woken up by screaming/fighting cats

I will not be planning

I will not be marking

I will not be dealing with children

I will not be washing dishes

I will not be using a gas stove that I am terrified of

I will not be online (and love it)

I will not be on the other side of the world as my mother

[Billzilla66]

I will not...worry.

[SASA13]

I will not touch a computer, or a cell phone.

[mousey]

I will not do anything that I don't want to do.

I will not let anyone ruin my trip.

I will not have to listen to coyotes at night.

[cruznlobo]

I will NOT NOT drink beer!!!

[cruznlobo]

I will not have to listen to my husbands mouth all week! (he isnt going) :D

 

That is just not right.