WinnipegCruiser Posted January 25, 2012 #1 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Instead of thinking about what I will do on my cruise, I am now thinking about what I will NOT do. I will not have to answer the phone. I will not have to do any work. I will not have to carry my cell phone everywhere I go. I will not have to make sure to let the dog out. I will not have to make the bed. I will not have to make dinner, or load the dishwasher, or unload the dishwasher. Know what I mean? I am beginning to think that taking a cruise is more about what you don't do than what you do do...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tassycatt Posted January 25, 2012 #2 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not have to listen to my husbands mouth all week! (he isnt going) :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Mach* Posted January 25, 2012 #3 Share Posted January 25, 2012 My biggie (same for every cruise...) I will NOT let other guests ruin my cruise... :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vettebuf Posted January 25, 2012 #4 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not do laundary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriciaEMTB Posted January 25, 2012 #5 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not have to write reports I will not have to wash the truck I will not have to lift/carry/push/pull people I will not have to wear big clunky boots I will not have to wear a polyester button down I will not have to let the dogs out I will not have to take the trash out I will not have to do laundry I will not have to wash dishes I will not have to deal with a crappy well pump I will not have to pull the sandspurs out of my socks I will not have to listen to my neighbors dog's barking... I CANT WAIT!! WHEN DO WE SAIL!?!!? :D Oh....305 more days..... :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cigar Dude Posted January 25, 2012 #6 Share Posted January 25, 2012 My biggie (same for every cruise...) I will NOT let other guests ruin my cruise... :) Amen! Amen!! Amen!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Cruise-a-Lot Posted January 25, 2012 #7 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Shovel Snow!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipbound Posted January 25, 2012 #8 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I wil not eat fish'n chips. Gary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladybug023 Posted January 25, 2012 #9 Share Posted January 25, 2012 MAKE MY BED!!!!! We were just talking about that last night!! LOL :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JdoggCruiser Posted January 25, 2012 #10 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Have a bad time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ready2cruzagain Posted January 25, 2012 #11 Share Posted January 25, 2012 -Do not have to look at snow -Do not have to turn the heat up cause it is so freaking cold outside -Do not have to plan any meals And my favorite: -Do not have to lift a finger :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer_girl Posted January 25, 2012 #12 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Instead of thinking about what I will do on my cruise, I am now thinking about what I will NOT do. I will not have to answer the phone. I will not have to do any work. I will not have to carry my cell phone everywhere I go. I will not have to make sure to let the dog out. I will not have to make the bed. I will not have to make dinner, or load the dishwasher, or unload the dishwasher. Know what I mean? I am beginning to think that taking a cruise is more about what you don't do than what you do do...... Wow...isn't that the truth!! I have the same list...plus, I won't have to make sure I have a designated driver if I have one too many cocktails!!:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simplertimes Posted January 25, 2012 #13 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I WILL NOT: have to get up early, unless I want to! have to go to work! have to be stuck to my cell phone! have to turn on a computer! have to make my bed! have to make meals! have to load/unload the dishwasher! have to let the dog out! have to feed the dog/cats! have to drive so I can have a few (or more) drinks! have to clean the house! shovel snow! freeze my butt (and the rest of me) off! worry about about moving chair hogs' items! let whiners bother me! Ok, that's a start... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdaddyvoges Posted January 25, 2012 #14 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I Will Not.......... BE ON CRUISE CRITIC!!!!! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ducku2 Posted January 25, 2012 #15 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will NOT be on a DIET :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anung Un Rama Posted January 25, 2012 #16 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I won't have to listen to my fiance's cats constantly meow. Now that brings a smile to my face :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athankfulheart Posted January 25, 2012 #17 Share Posted January 25, 2012 When I cruise again in March I will NOT be loading the wood stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyrisong1 Posted January 25, 2012 #18 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not: Sweat the small stuff Whine about little things Be rude to anyone Worry if the cruise gets diverted (I sail in the fall usually) Pay attention to how others dress or allow them to bother me at all Pay attention to how much others eat (never have, never will) Pay attention so someone elses whining or complaining I will have an awesome time try something new (activity, food) have at least 1 DOD every day always remember to say thank you to those that help make my cruise wonderful (friends, husband and/or staff) make new friends and enjoy the old friends :-) Carole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laumicmah Posted January 25, 2012 #19 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not have to listen to my husbands mouth all week! (he isnt going) :D Me too...me too :D !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celandine Posted January 25, 2012 #20 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not be woken up by screaming/fighting cats I will not be planning I will not be marking I will not be dealing with children I will not be washing dishes I will not be using a gas stove that I am terrified of I will not be online (and love it) I will not be on the other side of the world as my mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billzilla66 Posted January 25, 2012 #21 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not...worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASA13 Posted January 25, 2012 #22 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not touch a computer, or a cell phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mousey Posted January 25, 2012 #23 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not do anything that I don't want to do. I will not let anyone ruin my trip. I will not have to listen to coyotes at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruznlobo Posted January 25, 2012 #24 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will NOT NOT drink beer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruznlobo Posted January 25, 2012 #25 Share Posted January 25, 2012 I will not have to listen to my husbands mouth all week! (he isnt going) :D That is just not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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