What you wont do on a cruise!

[gelo7]

I will not have a bad cruise.

[acetray]

My biggie (same for every cruise...) I will NOT let other guests ruin my cruise...

 

:)

love this one mach, good job.

[near the beach]

I will not want to come back.

[Bassoon1]

I promise not to nice to chair hogs. Maybe I will take pieces of bacon from the buffet and tie a note to them. then I will wrap the empty towel around it.:cool:

[JeanieTheMom]

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And my favorite:

 

-Do not have to lift a finger :D

 

My favorite, too!

[PittsburghGirlee]

I will not have to listen to my husbands mouth all week! (he isnt going) :D

 

 

+1.....

LIKE LIKE LIKE :D

 

With an AMEN chaser!!

[MrsZee]

I will not count calories.

I will not take the elevator everywhere I go.

I will not check my work email.

 

I WILL...

 

I will try new foods.

I will finally eat sushi from the sushi bar.

I will finally play mini golf on board with my family.

I will enjoy two extra nights than my last cruise.

I will take lots and lots and lots of pictures.

[Casper2422]

I will not stress

I will not worry

I will not let anyone ruin my fun

I will not look at my cell phone

 

and my favorite......

 

I WILL NOT WORK!!! :D

[Chmie]

I will not call into the office. :D

[WLHyatt]

I will not eat green eggs and ham.

[Mickey B]

I will not be worrying about fitting in my wedding dress (since its our honeymoon) :D

[JenLOverbey]

I will not feel guilty about gambling and talk my husband into going to the casino with me like in previous cruises. If he wants to sit on the Lido drinking and relaxing while I run up the Sail and Sign. So be it.. More money for me!!!!! :)

[westcruzer]

I must say I love many things others have said. I agree with the not answering phones and email but on top of all those great things I will NOT do I am going to add a big one......at least for me since I drive 50k miles a year. I'm an outside salesperson.....

 

 

I will NOT have to drive!

 

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[imapris]

As others have said:

 

I will not worry about how many drinks I've had and who the DD is because none of us will be driving!!

 

 

And my own:

 

I will not have to swab the deck.

I will not have to hang over the side of the ship and paint.

I will not have to stand the mid watch.

I will not have to put on battle dress gear and man the 25 mm gun.

 

(my only previous cruises were on a Navy ship!)

 

I will:

wear cute dresses every day!

walk around in a bikini and carry a drink as my only accessory!

enjoy every single minute!

[bonstersd]

I will not pay for a drink in the casino after day 2!

[overeasy]

I will not

eat so dadgum much

 

I will not

drink up all my bon voyage booze so fast

 

I will not

lose too much in the casino

 

I will not

buy another future cruise certificate

 

I will not

remember a single item on this list the moment I step onto the ship

[kinabina]

I will not bring people who cannot leave their hood ways in the hood. and I WILL have an awesome time!!! :cool:

[dmarie1623]

I will not miss the chocolate molten lava cake. :D

[Martini Mom]

I will not be called "Mom!"

 

I will not help with homework, missing shoes, missing cell phones, or repeatedly answer, "I'm hungry. What is there to eat?"

[sandi1967]

I will not be rude to crew members.

I will not cook.

I will not complain.

I will say I will run everyday......but come on.....we know I wont!! :)

 

Sorry if these are duplicates.....did not read everything.

 

Sandi

[beachbum53]

I will not wear underwear if I don't feel like it.:D:D:D

[19snapshot]

I will not forget to be patient and kind to everyone I meet and I will not judge those who don't return the favor. My husband and I meet so many interesting people cruising.

[Dule28]

I will not touch a computer, or a cell phone.

 

+1

And I will not call the office!!!!!!

[Corntea]

I will not do a lesson plan or prep my classroom.

I will not ask my daughter to focus on her homework 50 TIMES!!!!!

I will not wipe down a counter!

I will not lace up a shoe! (including MINE!)

I will not miss my kids (this time they'll be with me!)

I will not watch the news!

I will not think about how many calories are in ANYTHING!

I will not go to the grocery store!

 

Wohoooo!!!!!!!!! Can't wait.... well I guess I have to wait 255 days.

[cyndepet]

make any plans or decisions :)