needabreakcanada Posted May 11, 2012 #1 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Will be decorating a cruise door and need a witty 50th birthday wish from husband to wife.... Suggestions? Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H82seaUgo Posted May 11, 2012 #2 Share Posted May 11, 2012 do you want to be inside the door or outside the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razor_Poke Posted May 11, 2012 #3 Share Posted May 11, 2012 "It's nifty to be fifty" is an oldie but goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DnD_Cruisin Posted May 11, 2012 #4 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Will be decorating a cruise door and need a witty 50th birthday wish from husband to wife.... Suggestions? Thanks 1st off .. Happy B-Day to your wife! My 50th will also be celebrated in 2 weeks on the Splendor. With 11 other family members going to "help" me celebrate I shudder to think what they will say to me!! :eek: But my favorites are: Nice: 50 is the new 30 Mean: You aren't over the hill yet. But you are high enough for nose bleeds! Also I prefer to say I will be 21 with 29 years of experience...not 50 Happy cruising! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imatexan Posted May 11, 2012 #5 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Happy 1/2 way to 100! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapeCodCruiser Posted May 11, 2012 #6 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Fifty isn't old if you're a tree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.G's Mr.G Posted May 11, 2012 #7 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Cheer up, now you can join AARP and get all those discounts. Or you can stick a AARP application on the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalgonCruiser Posted May 11, 2012 #8 Share Posted May 11, 2012 My sister says "Im not 50, Im $49.95" Your not over the hill, your on top of it, from there you can stop, drop and roll. I say, "I might be used, but I'm not used up" (good for all ages) Enjoy your cruise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loubetti Posted May 11, 2012 #9 Share Posted May 11, 2012 "Don't trust anyone over 30". Or, just subtract a couple decades. "The big three 0". I just had a friend who turned 42 and I text messaged her and said: "Happy birthday. What are you now, 22?" She responded: "You got that right!" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyher Posted May 11, 2012 #10 Share Posted May 11, 2012 As I am approaching 50 myself (November), I still love the line one of the old time comics said . "The day I turned 50 I still felt like a 21 yr old, so I went down to the bar and picked one up." :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWolver672 Posted May 11, 2012 #11 Share Posted May 11, 2012 A few that were thrown at me when I turned 50: The only thing older than you is dirt. Wasn't Jesus in your graduating class? Gee, you don't look a day over 60. Your embalmer did a good job on you. What was it like before trains? (That was from my son!) How many horses pulled your chariot? Isn't it nice to have friends! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needabreakcanada Posted May 11, 2012 Author #12 Share Posted May 11, 2012 keep them coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoNanaOz Posted May 11, 2012 #13 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DnD_Cruisin Posted May 11, 2012 #14 Share Posted May 11, 2012 keep them coming! You will need to come back and let us all know which ones (if any) you used! :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teetee6263 Posted May 11, 2012 #15 Share Posted May 11, 2012 There are numerous advantages to being 50. Just ask any 80 year old. Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday! You’re a classic, you only get better with age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady_Jag Posted May 12, 2012 #16 Share Posted May 12, 2012 5, 10, 15, 20 Many years have come and wenty. Happy 5th (birthday [strike through]) decade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MXPowers Posted May 12, 2012 #17 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Damn you're old! At least that's what my younger friends tell me and I think it's funny. Maybe a woman wouldn't find it as funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smplyblessed619 Posted May 12, 2012 #18 Share Posted May 12, 2012 50 & Fabulous came to mind... Nifty Fifty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rare Banditswife Posted May 12, 2012 #19 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I just celebrated my 55- everyone kept saying double nickel. But for 50, I'd say something like "some things are better w/ age like wine, cheese, & you of course." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
needabreakcanada Posted May 12, 2012 Author #20 Share Posted May 12, 2012 :) some real good ones so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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