Where to find a Rub Runner?

[ithaca gal]

I have found many references to Rum Runners that enable people to smuggle liquor onto a ship to avoid overpriced drinks, but I wondered if anyone can tell me where to find a Rub Runner so that I can smuggle a masseuse onboard so that I can avoid overpriced massages in the spa. You know, I just don't want to pay more than I think I should have to for something that they provide. :D

[reedl]

I have found many references to Rum Runners that enable people to smuggle liquor onto a ship to avoid overpriced drinks, but I wondered if anyone can tell me where to find a Rub Runner so that I can smuggle a masseuse onboard so that I can avoid overpriced massages in the spa. You know, I just don't want to pay more than I think I should have to for something that they provide. :D

Are you married? Bring your husband (after suitable training of course). If not, find a hot masseuse at a spa and offer to pay his cruise fare and bring him on. I am sure he would appreciate the trip!

 

But thank you for the levity.

Edited January 24, 2014 by reedl

[kcwingwalker]

LOL slow day:)

[jwm51]

Smuggling rubbing alcohol board eh?:D

 

I kinda see where you're going with this...BUT

 

Just how many people DO you plan on using that stuff on anyways?:eek::p;)

[lady_cruiser]

Op - :) FUNNY :)!

Edited January 24, 2014 by lady_cruiser

[SMerritt]

Thank you! Just last minute browsing before I hop on a plane then onto the Epic! I was fuming over the new "smuggling" inquiries....just thought you couldn't type/spell but opened the thread anyway!

 

Cute! Very Cool!:D

 

ACK!!!!!! Looking at my countdown clock - Missed my ship! heehee

Edited January 24, 2014 by SMerritt

[ithaca gal]

Thanks for appreciating the silly humor. It hit me while I was driving today (go figure) and I just had to share it with CC friends!

[lrowe70]

lol, good one. :D