The Perfect Cruise- if only

[PompeySailor]

Tongue in Cheek Disclaimer::p

 

The Perfect Cruise Line: need names for this, drawing a blank.

 

Please advise if anything has been missed off of the list as I am sure this will not be able to please everyone.

All the below will come into effect for all cruises in 2017. seriously that soon;)

 

No Drinking anywhere

No Smoking including E-Cigarettes anywhere

No Kids, no kids program

No gratuities

No pre- paid ship excursions

No showers or shower caps

No Casino

No Internet or Cellphones.

Everyone is top tier

All have a suite, bath, shampoo and coffee table in their cabin, with oversized balcony.

Each suite has endless supply of pool towels, just leave them anywhere you like.

DL for all

CL for all

Butler service in every stateroom suite.

 

Everyone must wear formal attire for duration of cruise, inc in WJ

All receive priority Embarkation and Disembarkation.

OBC $500 for every person on the ship

Free soap and Pantene shampoo:)

All speciality coffees are free, as. Alcohol will lead to some shaky people needing to get their fix elsewhere.

Photo package included in price of cruise, take as many as you want.

 

All speciality restaurants are now free, and no need to book in advance.

All restaurants will have 5 Michelin star rated chefs so no food is mediocre.

All restaurants open 24/7

WJ will never be crowded

Every stateroom can get every menu delivered to their suite anytime of the day.

 

Shows no priority seating or tickets, just all show up whenever.

Get back on ship anytime you like, no rush to get to next port of call.

 

Everyone is bar coded on embarkation, no need for seapass card.

Just get yourself scanned for all items you have to still pay for.

 

Price of cruise $299.99 inc tax pp for 7 day Southern Itinerary, with 5 port days.

Flights not included, but you will be comped these if you don't moan all week.

WOW and BOGOHO may be considered for some and maybe not considered for others.. Depends if it is raining or not:eek:

 

If you find 1 single thing to complain about on this new cruise line, we will refund you 100% of your cruise and give you $567.00 OBC for your next Free cruise that you will also receive, which will be issued as a NCC, which will never expire.

If only hey!!!

 

[YadaYadaJodi]

You lost me with "No Drinking anywhere".

How about "Ultimate Package included in fare" instead? :D

[PompeySailor]

You lost me with "No Drinking anywhere".

How about "Ultimate Package included in fare" instead? :D

 

 

Good point, we will have to have a census and see if it would be viable to add drinking on the cruise line.

At this point adding any drink package would be against the cruise lines policy

Don't forget all the free Speciality coffee..;)

[loubetti]

Tongue in Cheek Disclaimer::p

 

The Perfect Cruise Line: need names for this, drawing a blank.

 

Please advise if anything has been missed off of the list as I am sure this will not be able to please everyone.

All the below will come into effect for all cruises in 2017. seriously that soon;)

 

No Drinking anywhere

No Smoking including E-Cigarettes anywhere

No Kids, no kids program

No gratuities

No pre- paid ship excursions

No showers or shower caps

No Casino

No Internet or Cellphones.

Everyone is top tier

All have a suite, bath, shampoo and coffee table in their cabin, with oversized balcony.

Each suite has endless supply of pool towels, just leave them anywhere you like.

DL for all

CL for all

Butler service in every stateroom suite.

 

Everyone must wear formal attire for duration of cruise, inc in WJ

All receive priority Embarkation and Disembarkation.

OBC $500 for every person on the ship

Free soap and Pantene shampoo:)

All speciality coffees are free, as. Alcohol will lead to some shaky people needing to get their fix elsewhere.

Photo package included in price of cruise, take as many as you want.

 

All speciality restaurants are now free, and no need to book in advance.

All restaurants will have 5 Michelin star rated chefs so no food is mediocre.

All restaurants open 24/7

WJ will never be crowded

Every stateroom can get every menu delivered to their suite anytime of the day.

 

Shows no priority seating or tickets, just all show up whenever.

Get back on ship anytime you like, no rush to get to next port of call.

 

Everyone is bar coded on embarkation, no need for seapass card.

Just get yourself scanned for all items you have to still pay for.

 

Price of cruise $299.99 inc tax pp for 7 day Southern Itinerary, with 5 port days.

Flights not included, but you will be comped these if you don't moan all week.

WOW and BOGOHO may be considered for some and maybe not considered for others.. Depends if it is raining or not:eek:

 

If you find 1 single thing to complain about on this new cruise line, we will refund you 100% of your cruise and give you $567.00 OBC for your next Free cruise that you will also receive, which will be issued as a NCC, which will never expire.

If only hey!!!

 

 

Obviously, business is not your forte, not even close! "Tongue 'n cheek" aside.

 

I wouldn't do this cruise if it were FREE! Ummm, you'd have to pay me to go on it!

 

Seriously, stay out of the cruise business, or any business for that matter!

 

Otherwise, the name would be: Bankrupt Cruise Lines, "BCL".

[PompeySailor]

Obviously, business is not your forte, not even close! "Tongue 'n cheek" aside.

 

I wouldn't do this cruise if it were FREE! Ummm, you'd have to pay me to go on it!

 

Seriously, stay out of the cruise business, or any business for that matter!

 

Otherwise, the name would be: Bankrupt Cruise Lines, "BCL".

 

Lou, lighten up fella, tongue in cheek...

That's why I am sat at home, not working retired at 42!!!

Business, did that, sold it and loving it.

So guess my business skills are lacking considerably, don't have my own plane like you Sir:)

BCL we will use that name as you kindly recommended it.

Thanks for your suggestion much appreciated.

I also wear a Tux in the MDR;)

[Sitzmark]

I wouldn't do this cruise if it were FREE! Ummm, you'd have to pay me to go on it!

 

You are not alone with this opinion.

[grab007]

I have the name for your cruise line....

 

Kayaks R Us!

[Rick-n-Lisa]

No drinking?

No showers?

No Casino?

 

No going.

[PompeySailor]

You are not alone with this opinion.

 

And point proven, you just cannot please everyone!! Even if it is free

So Enjoy your future cruises, and forget about everyone else.

 

 

Edited June 26, 2014 by PompeySailor

[PompeySailor]

You are not alone with this opinion.

 

 

So with all the items listed that always seem to upset people

Even a virtually free cruise you would still moan about.

Seriously interested to hear what on that list would prevent you from cruising a line that has everything you need.:)

[loubetti]

Lou, lighten up fella, tongue in cheek...

That's why I am sat at home, not working retired at 42!!!

Business, did that, sold it and loving it.

So guess my business skills are lacking considerably, don't have my own plane like you Sir:)

BCL we will use that name as you kindly recommended it.

Thanks for your suggestion much appreciated.

I also wear a Tux in the MDR;)

 

Retired at 40....

 

Any questions? :cool:

 

I did catch the "tongue 'n cheek" , but NOTHING made much sense otherwise, sorry! Sorry if I offended you.

 

Hello????? What was the point of the post to begin with????????

 

Maybe I am not as bright as I used to be!:rolleyes:

 

Otherwise, perhaps I am figuring this out now, maybe... but no charge for using BCL as the name!

[PompeySailor]

Retired at 40....

 

Any questions? :cool:

 

I did catch the "tongue 'n cheek" , but NOTHING made much sense otherwise, sorry! Sorry if I offended you.

 

Hello????? What was the point of the post to begin with????????

 

Maybe I am not as bright as I used to be!:rolleyes:

 

Otherwise, perhaps I am figuring this out now, maybe... but no charge for using BCL as the name!

 

No worries Lou, and nice to see another in the 40 club.:)

Not offended in anyway.

 

Reason for post: so many people complaining about this and that, I just wanted to see what would please all, and it was obvious even if the cruise was free, people would still moan.

We all love cruising, otherwise we wouldn't be on here posting and helping others sharing valuable knowledge from our previous cruise experiences.

 

And gladly accept the BCL naming:D

You have a good day Sir!

[Sitzmark]

Seriously interested to hear what on that list would prevent you from cruising a line that has everything you need.:)

 

 

What makes you think this fictional cruise line has anything I need or want?

There are lots of things that can be had for free that many or even most people would not sign on for.

[loubetti]

No worries Lou, and nice to see another in the 40 club.:)

Not offended in anyway.

 

Reason for post: so many people complaining about this and that, I just wanted to see what would please all, and it was obvious even if the cruise was free, people would still moan.

We all love cruising, otherwise we wouldn't be on here posting and helping others sharing valuable knowledge from our previous cruise experiences.

 

And gladly accept the BCL naming:D

You have a good day Sir!

 

That's what I came to figure, as it did not make much sense to begin with, but many cruisers make no sense! It started to occur to my 55 year old brain at the end what you meant. I just think the "no drinking part" is what really confused me!!! LOL!!!

 

No problemo, mi amigo, and all best wishes to you. I am sure we will chat again. :)

[PompeySailor]

That's what I came to figure, as it did not make much sense to begin with, but many cruisers make no sense! It started to occur to my 55 year old brain at the end what you meant. I just think the "no drinking part" is what really confused me!!! LOL!!!

 

No problemo, mi amigo, and all best wishes to you. I am sure we will chat again. :)

 

respeto a mi amigo. ¡buenas tardes.