PompeySailor Posted June 26, 2014 #1 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Tongue in Cheek Disclaimer::p The Perfect Cruise Line: need names for this, drawing a blank. Please advise if anything has been missed off of the list as I am sure this will not be able to please everyone. All the below will come into effect for all cruises in 2017. seriously that soon;) No Drinking anywhere No Smoking including E-Cigarettes anywhere No Kids, no kids program No gratuities No pre- paid ship excursions No showers or shower caps No Casino No Internet or Cellphones. Everyone is top tier All have a suite, bath, shampoo and coffee table in their cabin, with oversized balcony. Each suite has endless supply of pool towels, just leave them anywhere you like. DL for all CL for all Butler service in every stateroom suite. Everyone must wear formal attire for duration of cruise, inc in WJ All receive priority Embarkation and Disembarkation. OBC $500 for every person on the ship Free soap and Pantene shampoo:) All speciality coffees are free, as. Alcohol will lead to some shaky people needing to get their fix elsewhere. Photo package included in price of cruise, take as many as you want. All speciality restaurants are now free, and no need to book in advance. All restaurants will have 5 Michelin star rated chefs so no food is mediocre. All restaurants open 24/7 WJ will never be crowded Every stateroom can get every menu delivered to their suite anytime of the day. Shows no priority seating or tickets, just all show up whenever. Get back on ship anytime you like, no rush to get to next port of call. Everyone is bar coded on embarkation, no need for seapass card. Just get yourself scanned for all items you have to still pay for. Price of cruise $299.99 inc tax pp for 7 day Southern Itinerary, with 5 port days. Flights not included, but you will be comped these if you don't moan all week. WOW and BOGOHO may be considered for some and maybe not considered for others.. Depends if it is raining or not:eek: If you find 1 single thing to complain about on this new cruise line, we will refund you 100% of your cruise and give you $567.00 OBC for your next Free cruise that you will also receive, which will be issued as a NCC, which will never expire. If only hey!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YadaYadaJodi Posted June 26, 2014 #2 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You lost me with "No Drinking anywhere". How about "Ultimate Package included in fare" instead? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeySailor Posted June 26, 2014 Author #3 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You lost me with "No Drinking anywhere".How about "Ultimate Package included in fare" instead? :D Good point, we will have to have a census and see if it would be viable to add drinking on the cruise line. At this point adding any drink package would be against the cruise lines policy Don't forget all the free Speciality coffee..;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loubetti Posted June 26, 2014 #4 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Tongue in Cheek Disclaimer::p The Perfect Cruise Line: need names for this, drawing a blank. Please advise if anything has been missed off of the list as I am sure this will not be able to please everyone. All the below will come into effect for all cruises in 2017. seriously that soon;) No Drinking anywhere No Smoking including E-Cigarettes anywhere No Kids, no kids program No gratuities No pre- paid ship excursions No showers or shower caps No Casino No Internet or Cellphones. Everyone is top tier All have a suite, bath, shampoo and coffee table in their cabin, with oversized balcony. Each suite has endless supply of pool towels, just leave them anywhere you like. DL for all CL for all Butler service in every stateroom suite. Everyone must wear formal attire for duration of cruise, inc in WJ All receive priority Embarkation and Disembarkation. OBC $500 for every person on the ship Free soap and Pantene shampoo:) All speciality coffees are free, as. Alcohol will lead to some shaky people needing to get their fix elsewhere. Photo package included in price of cruise, take as many as you want. All speciality restaurants are now free, and no need to book in advance. All restaurants will have 5 Michelin star rated chefs so no food is mediocre. All restaurants open 24/7 WJ will never be crowded Every stateroom can get every menu delivered to their suite anytime of the day. Shows no priority seating or tickets, just all show up whenever. Get back on ship anytime you like, no rush to get to next port of call. Everyone is bar coded on embarkation, no need for seapass card. Just get yourself scanned for all items you have to still pay for. Price of cruise $299.99 inc tax pp for 7 day Southern Itinerary, with 5 port days. Flights not included, but you will be comped these if you don't moan all week. WOW and BOGOHO may be considered for some and maybe not considered for others.. Depends if it is raining or not:eek: If you find 1 single thing to complain about on this new cruise line, we will refund you 100% of your cruise and give you $567.00 OBC for your next Free cruise that you will also receive, which will be issued as a NCC, which will never expire. If only hey!!! Obviously, business is not your forte, not even close! "Tongue 'n cheek" aside. I wouldn't do this cruise if it were FREE! Ummm, you'd have to pay me to go on it! Seriously, stay out of the cruise business, or any business for that matter! Otherwise, the name would be: Bankrupt Cruise Lines, "BCL". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeySailor Posted June 26, 2014 Author #5 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Obviously, business is not your forte, not even close! "Tongue 'n cheek" aside. I wouldn't do this cruise if it were FREE! Ummm, you'd have to pay me to go on it! Seriously, stay out of the cruise business, or any business for that matter! Otherwise, the name would be: Bankrupt Cruise Lines, "BCL". Lou, lighten up fella, tongue in cheek... That's why I am sat at home, not working retired at 42!!! Business, did that, sold it and loving it. So guess my business skills are lacking considerably, don't have my own plane like you Sir:) BCL we will use that name as you kindly recommended it. Thanks for your suggestion much appreciated. I also wear a Tux in the MDR;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitzmark Posted June 26, 2014 #6 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I wouldn't do this cruise if it were FREE! Ummm, you'd have to pay me to go on it! You are not alone with this opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grab007 Posted June 26, 2014 #7 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I have the name for your cruise line.... Kayaks R Us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick-n-Lisa Posted June 26, 2014 #8 Share Posted June 26, 2014 No drinking? No showers? No Casino? No going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeySailor Posted June 26, 2014 Author #9 Share Posted June 26, 2014 (edited) You are not alone with this opinion. And point proven, you just cannot please everyone!! Even if it is free So Enjoy your future cruises, and forget about everyone else. Edited June 26, 2014 by PompeySailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeySailor Posted June 26, 2014 Author #10 Share Posted June 26, 2014 You are not alone with this opinion. So with all the items listed that always seem to upset people Even a virtually free cruise you would still moan about. Seriously interested to hear what on that list would prevent you from cruising a line that has everything you need.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loubetti Posted June 26, 2014 #11 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Lou, lighten up fella, tongue in cheek...That's why I am sat at home, not working retired at 42!!! Business, did that, sold it and loving it. So guess my business skills are lacking considerably, don't have my own plane like you Sir:) BCL we will use that name as you kindly recommended it. Thanks for your suggestion much appreciated. I also wear a Tux in the MDR;) Retired at 40.... Any questions? :cool: I did catch the "tongue 'n cheek" , but NOTHING made much sense otherwise, sorry! Sorry if I offended you. Hello????? What was the point of the post to begin with???????? Maybe I am not as bright as I used to be!:rolleyes: Otherwise, perhaps I am figuring this out now, maybe... but no charge for using BCL as the name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeySailor Posted June 26, 2014 Author #12 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Retired at 40.... Any questions? :cool: I did catch the "tongue 'n cheek" , but NOTHING made much sense otherwise, sorry! Sorry if I offended you. Hello????? What was the point of the post to begin with???????? Maybe I am not as bright as I used to be!:rolleyes: Otherwise, perhaps I am figuring this out now, maybe... but no charge for using BCL as the name! No worries Lou, and nice to see another in the 40 club.:) Not offended in anyway. Reason for post: so many people complaining about this and that, I just wanted to see what would please all, and it was obvious even if the cruise was free, people would still moan. We all love cruising, otherwise we wouldn't be on here posting and helping others sharing valuable knowledge from our previous cruise experiences. And gladly accept the BCL naming:D You have a good day Sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitzmark Posted June 26, 2014 #13 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Seriously interested to hear what on that list would prevent you from cruising a line that has everything you need.:) What makes you think this fictional cruise line has anything I need or want? There are lots of things that can be had for free that many or even most people would not sign on for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loubetti Posted June 26, 2014 #14 Share Posted June 26, 2014 No worries Lou, and nice to see another in the 40 club.:)Not offended in anyway. Reason for post: so many people complaining about this and that, I just wanted to see what would please all, and it was obvious even if the cruise was free, people would still moan. We all love cruising, otherwise we wouldn't be on here posting and helping others sharing valuable knowledge from our previous cruise experiences. And gladly accept the BCL naming:D You have a good day Sir! That's what I came to figure, as it did not make much sense to begin with, but many cruisers make no sense! It started to occur to my 55 year old brain at the end what you meant. I just think the "no drinking part" is what really confused me!!! LOL!!! No problemo, mi amigo, and all best wishes to you. I am sure we will chat again. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeySailor Posted June 26, 2014 Author #15 Share Posted June 26, 2014 That's what I came to figure, as it did not make much sense to begin with, but many cruisers make no sense! It started to occur to my 55 year old brain at the end what you meant. I just think the "no drinking part" is what really confused me!!! LOL!!! No problemo, mi amigo, and all best wishes to you. I am sure we will chat again. :) respeto a mi amigo. ¡buenas tardes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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