MACE Posted November 10, 2014 #1 Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) Thoughts and opinions on seeing complementary venues being replaced with more up-charging, fee-adding, sometimes at a way-too-high pricing venue, with cost cutbacks: Please allow me to have some fun: You will be able to go online and select the time you will be assigned to row There is now an $150 embarkation fee, however, you can opt out of this by not embarking Pay for your own life boat drill, must bring you own vest Bring your own pool water, no chlorine please Extra charge for bed-bug free bedsheets and linen New charge for bringing your own Charmin Toilet Paper on board Minimal charge in the MDR for salt and pepper shakers Lunch buffets have been replaced with snack vending machines On Alaskan cruises,smoking at night will be encouraged to provide heat for the ship Discounted weddings will be offered so the thrown rice can be reused for dinner in the MDRs The best wines on the list are now Boone's Farms, Strawberry Hill,and Ripple There will be smaller offerings of Chicken Pot Pie, you'll now have to lick other peoples fingers to get a taste We'll now be selling imitations of fake Rolex's The Garden Cafe will only provide forks for your cereal in order to save milk Cabin air conditioning will be provided by waving around ship provided Popsicle ice cream sticks Swimming pools will be heated for a few hours in the morning to encourage passengers to take a swim rather than a shower Stabilizers will be shut down to save power (side affect: increased sales of Dramamine) All Casinos will be renamed after the cruise line's Accounting Firm: Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe Our Casinos will revert to the pull arms on the slots to help power the generators Our Win a Cruise Bingo will be replaced by "Win 10% off a Cruise Bingo" The Captain's Cocktail party will be replaced by ration-book luncheons from the vending machines Forget Finger Sandwiches, its now make-do-and-mend afternoon tea In cabin TVs will only have two channels: off and on In all our Haven Suites, when someone rings your doorbell, you have to yell, "ding dong! Ship's Doctor will be replaced by Obama Care (ouch!) MDR desserts are the left over chocolates that used to be on the pillows Elevators are replaced by deck-climbing-walls Looking forward to our Breakaway Cruise -Humor: Don't Cruise Without it! Edited November 10, 2014 by MACE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurglegargle Posted November 10, 2014 #2 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Hahaha! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerman2 Posted November 10, 2014 #3 Share Posted November 10, 2014 You forgot you will have to put .25 cents in the slot in order to use the toilet. Maybe .50 now, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hpecorari Posted November 11, 2014 #4 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Thoughts and opinions on seeing complementary venues being replaced with more up-charging, fee-adding, sometimes at a way-too-high pricing venue, with cost cutbacks: Please allow me to have some fun: Pay for your own life boat drill, must bring you own vest I'd be more than happy to skip this. Been there done that many many times! Extra charge for bed-bug free bedsheets and linen Never ever had a problem with this! LOL New charge for bringing your own Charmin Toilet Paper on board I'd pay for this in a heartbeat! Minimal charge in the MDR for salt and pepper shakers Ohhh, I'm a salt fanatic. But....I'd just bring my own! Lunch buffets have been replaced with snack vending machines Hmmm will the cold food be cold and the hot food be hot? Our Casinos will revert to the pull arms on the slots to help power the generators This would save me money as it takes longer to play! In cabin TVs will only have two channels: off and on LOL - that's pretty much all they're good for now anyway Looking forward to our Breakaway Cruise -Humor: Don't Cruise Without it! The others were cute also! Thanks for the smile. Harriet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missdixie Posted November 11, 2014 #5 Share Posted November 11, 2014 These are funny. Could be some in the near future. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cage keeper Posted November 11, 2014 #6 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Rotfl. :d:d:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gosport11 Posted November 11, 2014 #7 Share Posted November 11, 2014 dont give em ideas:):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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