stevedeccaman Posted February 24, 2015 #1 Share Posted February 24, 2015 THE IRISH CHRISTENING Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in a coma for nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby. The doctor replied, “You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them.” The woman thought to herself, ‘Oh suffering Jesus no; not me brother. He's a clueless idiot! ‘ Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, “Well, what's my daughter's name?” “Denise.” said the doctor. The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself, ‘Wow, that's a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like Denise.' Then she asked, “What's the boy's name?” The doctor replied: “Denephew.” Stevie:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila49 Posted February 24, 2015 #2 Share Posted February 24, 2015 We had a neighbour called Denise. My son, who was 3 at the time, thought for months that her name was "the knees".:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakanne1 Posted February 24, 2015 #3 Share Posted February 24, 2015 Even the grumpy old man laughed at that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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