Definitive Duct Tape Answer

[Grumm]

For all new or experienced cruisers who come across a duct tape reference on these boards and get curious, I have the Definitive And Final Answer for you. It comes from a cruise many, many years ago on a Galaxy ship far, far away:-

 

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together"

 

Alan

[Ka Honu]

There are two fundamental elements and one essential tool in the universe without which life would cease to exist:

1. WD-40 for when it's stuck together and shouldn't be.

2. Duct tape for when it's not stuck together but should be.

3. A Hammer for any and every other eventuality.

[Grumm]

There are two fundamental elements and one essential tool in the universe without which life would cease to exist:

 

1. WD-40 for when it's stuck together and shouldn't be.

 

2. Duct tape for when it's not stuck together but should be.

 

3. A Hammer for any and every other eventuality.

 

Ka Honu,

 

Thanks a bunch! Just when I thought I'd finally got rid of duct tape threads forever.......however I will not criticise. A wise man once said "Before you criticise anyone, walk a mile in their shoes. This way when you criticise them you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

 

Unworthy of Scotland

[Ka Honu]

... you're a mile away and you have their shoes...

Unworthy of Scotland

 

... which, likely as not, are held together by duct tape.