Offtune Angel Posted February 13, 2006 #51 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I'm laughing so much I just got told to be quiet by my son (he's trying to sleep though). Thanks, Danno -- this thread is your best yet. Will this elevator take me from the front of the ship to the back of the ship? by imamapreader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
debby21 Posted February 13, 2006 #52 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Danno, Be sure to go to the Century and not the Galaxy this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
63galaxie Posted February 13, 2006 #53 Share Posted February 13, 2006 The latest book selections: Put a Cork In It by Whin E. Tablemate Sittin Pretty by Steal N. Aloungechair Man Overboard by Every Woman Who's Been Cheated On Slob In the Deck (you know, like Swabbin' the Deck) by Ihada Toomuchtodrink I Love the Waffles by Leggo My Eggo Get Me To the Shore Excursion on Time by Love Me Tender Rip Me Off by N. E. Art Auction Bring Me Seconds by R. U. Full Where's the Baked Alaska Cruise? by Will Sail For Food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted February 13, 2006 Author #54 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Thanks :D ...this is a thread from a while ago that I pulled forward. It was a lot of fun then (and "Stadler and Waldorf" never got involved so it never got nasty). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
63galaxie Posted February 13, 2006 #55 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Danno, if you write a book, I'll buy the first copy! Thanks for the laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted February 13, 2006 Author #56 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Danno, if you write a book, I'll buy the first copy! Thanks for the laughs! After exchanging a few emails with Chester...I think I would rather spend my money cruising and sailing, rather that getting poorer and poorer as an author ;) . I think Chester would be the first to tell you that it's a labour of love, not a pursuit of profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offtune Angel Posted February 13, 2006 #57 Share Posted February 13, 2006 "Wine, Wine Whine" by exhaustedsommelier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted February 13, 2006 Author #58 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Offtune...you're pretty good at this!! If we ever cruise at the same time, I can pick you up on the way through. We can save some of the parking fees...Tay, north of Toronto, right?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offtune Angel Posted February 13, 2006 #59 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Offtune...you're pretty good at this!!.If we every cruise together I can pick you up on the way through. We can save some of the parking fees...Tay, north of Toronto, right?? Thanks. Wouldn't it be great to actually put faces with all the names we know so well on Cruise Critic?Parking fees aren't a problem at all. You park here, we park at our daughter's and she drives us to the airport from Brampton. Happens all the time :D (I wish) Tay (on the S/E corner of beautiful Georgian Bay) is actually straight north of Pearson and Brampton so it would be a little bit out of your way (about 45 k west of Orillia on Hwy 12) but we could make up the time when we get back onto 400 S/B (at Waubashene) and aren't restricted to 80 kph. Now, before I arrange seating in the vehicles are we having Jib, Cally, Casey and Buddy licensed as service dogs so they can travel with us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted February 13, 2006 Author #60 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Better yet, one day we'll put in at Parry Sound and sail down...she's not quiet as big as an X ship, but the service is just as good!! (as long as all you want is Keith's and BBQ'd fare) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaribbeanBound Posted February 13, 2006 #61 Share Posted February 13, 2006 I saw the lady who ate herself to death at the buffet... IFoundHerFirst They don't have enough body bags on the Otherdam... WhyDoTheyComeHere2Die Man Overboard... OkaySoIPushedHim I get $20 for an 8x10 and get to wallpaper my cabin with pictures of the babes for free... CruisePhotographer I told the passenger we go home at night... ThereAreIdiotsOnboard How to get $350 for authenticated copies of genuine hand-numbered reproductions I buy for $5... ArtAuctioneerAtSea Instead of a tip, they gave me a dam* plant... OverworkedWaiter If I hear "so, who's steering the boat" one more time... SeaCaptain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted February 13, 2006 Author #62 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Man Overboard... OkaySoIPushedHim I love it :D :D :D !!! It's in my top three!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaribbeanBound Posted February 13, 2006 #63 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Of course we move the bodies from cabin to cabin, there's no place to store them... ItsNotWhatYouThink All I do is show up and remove the lobster tails from their shell... Maitre'd Then they asked me "What do you do with the beautiful ice sculptures when they melt?"... IStuckHerWithMyIcePick No sir, the "Midnight Buffet" is at 10:30 tonight... EatDrinkAndBeMarried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker Ken Posted February 14, 2006 #64 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Beware of reckless wheelchair drivers! flatfootfred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longboysfan Posted February 14, 2006 #65 Share Posted February 14, 2006 What time is the Midnight Buffet? Losttrackofeverthing. When is the next trivia contest? Knowsallthefacts. Which fork do I use next Cutleryexpert. Can I get some A-1 for my steak sauceyexpert. Who elae can they complain to? watchingthmemakeassesofthemselves. I think I came on the trip with my wife! attentivehub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frchteaze Posted February 14, 2006 #66 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Bingo Cat Fight AlliSawWasTheBlueWigFlyingThruTheAir They Gave Me Another Phone Card IDontHaveAPhone Why Do They Keep Trying To Shake My Hand IForgotToPutSoapInTheirCabin Oh Jess Mum Tis Bootiful Countree ImReallyFromLA They Brought Two Buck Chuck To Dinner AndIHadToServeItWithAStraightFace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frchteaze Posted February 14, 2006 #67 Share Posted February 14, 2006 She tried to sneak on a vodka bottle filled with water Somepeopleshouldnotdrinkwhiletheypack Another waffle mattress request Isnappedandpouredsyruponit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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