Golden Showers

[Frugalist]

My wife and I will be on the Golden Princess soon. We're concerned about the size of the showers in the standard double cabins. We are not exactly slim & trim, so we're wondering how easy it will be for us to take a shower. I've heard about the trick where you soap up the walls of the shower then turn around a few times. Will this really get all the nooks & crannies? Maybe we'd be better off using the showers up by the spa? Any and all suggestions welcomed. Thanks.

[bassetdaddy]

Oh my Lord.

[kenexx]

Oops - thought I was on the wrong site there for a minute :p

Maurice

[Coolmama_1]

this is too funny!:)

[Crown Prince]

Do you think Frugalist is aware that this is a slang term for some deviant behavior? :rolleyes:

[spongerob]

Where is Annie Sprinkle?

[Mbouck1]

This is probably the funniest post that I have read in a long time. How did I know what the replies would be.:D :eek:

[Mbouck1]

After reading it again...........check out the past cruises..........

[asctony]

MSC wins for the smallest showers! You must leave the shower curtain open to take a shower and even then, half of your body is out of the shower. LOL Happy Cruising!

[Ethel5]

It got our attention :D :eek:

[BillyBoat]

Frugalist, A VERY cute title! On a day when the news (and cruise critic boards) are filled with bad/disturbing items...it is fun to smile for a second!

BillyBoat

[kiefaber455]

Has to be an April Fools joke.

[Casshew]

 

We should have a best title awards thread for these times.

[DanBoy]

Nooks? Crannies??? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! TMI!

[pixiguru]

this is surely an april fools "joke" !!

 

thanks for making me smile on such a cold rainy day, here in the uk

 

newbie to princess boards.......

 

allison

[dorisday]

While you are on the Golden Princess be sure to check out the Dolphin display scheduled for 3pm off the port side every day

 

:) :p :) :p

[Lolipop]

My wife and I will be on the Golden Princess soon. We're concerned about the size of the showers in the standard double cabins. We are not exactly slim & trim, so we're wondering how easy it will be for us to take a shower. I've heard about the trick where you soap up the walls of the shower then turn around a few times. Will this really get all the nooks & crannies? Maybe we'd be better off using the showers up by the spa? Any and all suggestions welcomed. Thanks.

 

Frugalist I can sympathise with your concerns but you´ll be pleased to know that Princess now has electronic devices which mix the soap and water automatically, press another button and outcomes just water to rinse it off. These can be requested for corpulent built guests in their Cruise Experience Planner !!!

 

:p :eek: :p :D

[gumby]

Oh Fruggie......you've done it again!!!!!

 

We better tell the Kal and Poolgal that you're up to your old tricks again!!!!!

 

Gumby

[Frugalist]

While you are on the Golden Princess be sure to check out the Dolphin display scheduled for 3pm off the port side every day

 

:) :p :) :p

 

Your ship too?! On our last cruise, a couple put on a "display" just about every afternoon on their Dolphin deck balcony. Gotta love those stair-step balconies.

[flynrph]

Do you think Frugalist is aware that this is a slang term for some deviant behavior? :rolleyes:

99% sure!:p

[joecleveland]

My wife and I will be on the Golden Princess soon. We're concerned about the size of the showers in the standard double cabins. ... Thanks.

 

I got off the Golden Princess last Saturday, so having had about 14 golden showers that week, I'd say there's no problem with room in the shower. Just don't drop the dinky little soaps they give you, there's this handle bar in the back of the shower that goes right in your butt when you bend over. Cheap thrill, I suppose, but quite a shock the first time:)

[obnurse]

Hmmm...I've had a number of showers on The Golden, but never a golden shower! Oh well, to each his own!

[SeaTeacher]

If this wasn't originally intended as an April Fool's post, I suggest Frugalist play it up for all it's worth and pretend the whole thing was planned.

 

The subtlety and punny nature make this the BEST posting of the day - very creative. Sorry, it's much better than that Princess bankruptcy post. A little naughty humor adds to the fun.

[MrPete]

I wonder how many Google hits are bringing "new" members over here today! :eek:

[dorisday]

when ever a new crew member joined a ship around April 1st, they were always submitted to April Fools pranks.

Delivering an early morning saucer of milk to the ships cat was the one I fell for on my first contract. :rolleyes: