cf32521 Posted March 6, 2007 #1 Share Posted March 6, 2007 When we were on the Holiday early in February we attended the debarkation talk by the cruise director. He told about the cruise director conference where they put together the top 10 dumbest questions asked of cruise directors. Can anyone remind me of some of these stories, I can only remember a couple and they were hilarious. Thanks in advance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rellersi Posted March 6, 2007 #2 Share Posted March 6, 2007 When we were on the Holiday early in February we attended the debarkation talk by the cruise director. He told about the cruise director conference where they put together the top 10 dumbest questions asked of cruise directors. Can anyone remind me of some of these stories, I can only remember a couple and they were hilarious. Thanks in advance! How about Does the crew sleep on the ship? What time is the 'MIDNIGHT' buffet? (not so funny anymore since it is usually around 12:30) Does the ship generate its own electricity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njs Posted March 6, 2007 #3 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Does this elevator go to the front of the ship:D No wonder people ask ~ after getting so confused trying to get to the right dining room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denisey Posted March 6, 2007 #4 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Why do they put a pat of butter on my pillow at night. I booked an Ocean View room and I all I can see is the parking lot. (New Cruiser when first getting on the ship) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaritimeCruisers Posted March 6, 2007 #5 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Telephone call to Purser.. How do I get out of my room? I'm stuck in my room. One door goes to the bathroom and the other says do not disturb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaritimeCruisers Posted March 6, 2007 #6 Share Posted March 6, 2007 What religion do the people with the dot behind their ear belong to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzinagain13 Posted March 6, 2007 #7 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Do these stairs go up or down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHP Posted March 6, 2007 #8 Share Posted March 6, 2007 With all these photos crammed together, how can I tell which are mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckycruzer Posted March 6, 2007 #9 Share Posted March 6, 2007 With all these photos crammed together, how can I tell which are mine? How long dose the 30 min massage take? and dun da da dunnnnh...Do the employees eat on board... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdood Posted March 6, 2007 #10 Share Posted March 6, 2007 If the ship is made of metal and metal sinks in water, will we sink when they untie us from the pier? How can the captain drive the ship in the dark, isn't it hard to see where he is driving? How would anyone know if I bought weed in Jaimaica:confused: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondawgie Posted March 6, 2007 #11 Share Posted March 6, 2007 When they meet the Captain, some (a lot) ask, "Who's driving the ship?" They probably hate this question.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruiser Joe Posted March 6, 2007 #12 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Does the ship generate its own electricity? OK, I guess I am dumb too, because the electricity thing is kind of interesting! Just think about it: all of those light bulbs, etc. need to get their juice from the engines and turbines and batteries. I would love to see the "guts" of the ship to see how it all works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan40 Posted March 6, 2007 #13 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Has this ship ever sunk? How high are we above sea level? What do they do with the ice carvings after they melt? Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunkie103 Posted March 7, 2007 #14 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Does the gift shop sell the daily newspaper? If it does that paperboy deserves one huge tip!;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuizer2 Posted March 7, 2007 #15 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Here is a list ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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