Anyone ever heard of the "Cruise Ship Joke Book"

[Akkadian01]

I saw this book while in port in Skagway and in Ketchikan. Now I wish I had bought it cause I cant find it anywhere. I know the book was white and red in color and was written by a former Cruise Ship performer/comedian.

[nlb1050]

Is this what you are referring to?

http://www.amazon.ca/Cruise-Ship-Passengers-Wackiest-Questions/dp/0966285719/ref=sr_1_17/702-1838081-3014436?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1187051052&sr=1-17

[chasetf]

Is this what you are referring to?

http://www.amazon.ca/Cruise-Ship-Passengers-Wackiest-Questions/dp/0966285719/ref=sr_1_17/702-1838081-3014436?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1187051052&sr=1-17

OP better hurry..... only one left at $119.60 CD ;)

[Akkadian01]

I am not sure I cant see the picture of the book..... I dont think that was it though since the titile of the book I saw was short "Cruise Ship Joke Book"

[cruise_lover]

Save you money and do a search on the Internet for Cruise Jokes. You will find them all one post or the other.

 

Beside by your second cruise you will hear the same jokes over and over again. It must be part of the curriculum when training to become the activity director on cruise ships.

 

Here are a few of them:

1. 
   
2. Do these stairs go up or down?
   
3. Does the crew sleep on board?
   
4. Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?
   
5. Does the ship generate it's own electricity?
   
6. Is the water in the pool fresh or sea water?
   
7. If photographs aren't marked how can I find mine?
   
8. What time is the midnight buffet?
   
9. What happens to the ice cravings after they melt?

Should I go on?