FUNNY!!!!!

[doree]

Thought that you may get a laugh out of this one........ D

 

10 Dumbest Questions Asked By Cruise Passengers

 

10. How do we know which pictures are ours?

9. How high above sea level are we?

8. What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?

7. What language do they speak in Alaska?

6. Is the water in the toilet salt or fresh?

5. Is this island totally surrounded by water?

4. Do you generate your own electricity?

3. Which elevator takes me to the front of the ship?

2. What time is the midnight buffet?

 

And the big winner is . . . . .

1. Does the crew sleep onboard?

[Blue Ribbon Cruiser]

Doree, these are very funny. Unfortunately, I get them all of the time though.

 

Jeff

 

Here to answer your questions

(For Entertainment only)

[Blue Ribbon Cruiser]

....and Doree, would you like to have an Alaskan Dollar Bill?

 

 

Jeff

 

Here to answer your questions

(For Entertainment only)

[Princess-of-Quite-alot]

You forgot, "Do the steps go up or down?"

 

On a cruise ship, a frantic woman calls room service upset because she cannot get out of her room. The crew member asks if her door is stuck to which she replies, "Well, one of the doors goes in to the bathroom, and the other has a sign on it that says do not disturb."

 

 

Celebrity Century 5/8/04 -Western Caribbean

 

Carnival Ecstasy 2/04 - Baja

Tahitian Princess 2/03- French Polynesia

Sea Princess 7/02 - Alaska

Carnival Ecstasy 5/02 - Baja

Royal Caribbean Monarch 10/00 - Southern Caribbean

Carnival Elation 10/99 - Mexican Riviera

Royal Caribbean Monarch 1/97 - Southern Caribbean

[Criscomia]

doree - Those were great!!!!!!!!!! THanks for the Friday afternoon laugh.

 

Cindi

[QueensChick]

Doree & Princess

 

Those are just too funny.

 

 

 

"Very little is needed to mske a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking."

-Marcus Aurelius Antonius

 

1. June 2001 Celebrity ZENITH (Bermuda)

2. July 2002 Celebrity MILLENNIUM (Southern Caribbean)

3. January 2003 Carnival CONQUEST (Western Caribbean)

4. August 2003 Celebrity GALAXY (Western Caribbean)

5. January 2005 Carnival DESTINY (Southern Caribbean)

6. May 2005 Celebrity INFINITY (Hawaii)

 

'til my DESTINY

 

 

[brigittetom]

I was sitting next to a man at the slots and he asked me what time the midnight buffet started. I felt so superior ansering "at midnight" until my husband told me it started at 11:30.

 

Zenith from Jacksonville

Feb. 13 05

[sueclark]

You forgot "does the ship have cable TV?"

 

Sue

 

Grand Princess - Western Caribbean - April 25, 2004

 

Constellation Transatlantic 9/7/04

 

Infinity Panama Canal 4/17/05

[doree]

[yanceycruiser]

Thanks Doree - those were great!

 

Yanceycruiser

 

Dreamward 1/95

Norway 1/97

Grandeur of the Seas 1/99

Grand Princess 2/01

Carnival Pride 2/03

 

 

Until the Infinity on

August 22, 2004