Onboard Poker Night - I'll bring the chips

[ChuckBTN]

Hello, I'm looking for some poker players for next weeks cruise on the Mariner. I'll bring the chips [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] I am looking to play some Hold em...small wagers of course....Anyone interested? Post back

[Salty Dawg]

Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, legs spread wide and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.

Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that indeed he did. She said, "You can have it but it cost $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband works Friday afternoons and John doesn't. John should be at her house around 2:00 Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill & Sue's house for the planned time at 2:00pm sharp and after paying her the agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their romantic transaction as Sue had promised.

Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left.

Bill came home from work at 6:00pm and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly, "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"

A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"

In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Yes, in fact he did give me $500."

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

[img]http://www.heathersanimations.com/Misc/49r6.gif[/img] NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER!

[BEVEROO]

Salty Dawg - I about fell off my chair laughing! That was a good one!
Bev

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[Salty Dawg]

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[KeepOnCruzin]

LOL.... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

We are going to bring chips on our cruise. And instead of going to the casino and losing all of our money, like normal. We are just going to play the 4 of us, and I am going to bring chips.
We have connecting rooms, so I hope the partition can be taken down, then maybe we can play on the balcony.

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[PhoenixCruiser]

That was good! Thanks for the laughs [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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