Nunu Posted March 24, 2009 #26 Share Posted March 24, 2009 84. My roll call thread has me thinking I need to shower more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kansas kruiser Posted March 24, 2009 #27 Share Posted March 24, 2009 :cool:Boy!!:rolleyes: I should have looked at that list before I booked the Dream this morning!!:eek: Oh well I guess I'll still go!!:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnt091605 Posted March 24, 2009 #28 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Nobody is cruising anymore, the lines are to long and you can't find an open chair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbroons Posted March 24, 2009 #29 Share Posted March 24, 2009 #85 Incorrect spelling of dining (dinning) or dinner (diner)....and of course Steward the Stewart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minoushka Posted March 24, 2009 #30 Share Posted March 24, 2009 You are sooo right !!!!!Stay home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Familyforce6 Posted March 24, 2009 #31 Share Posted March 24, 2009 You take the good, you take the bad........:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacation_junkie Posted March 24, 2009 #32 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Had a canceled appointment today and for kicks I decided to see what folks complained about on the board. I decided to go back to the first of March. What I found made me reconsider (not really) my trip in 24 days. It has been my desire to not miss anyone that I could upset and I tried to include all equally. Like W.C. Fields said (or should have said) I am free of prejudices, I hate everyone equally. Cancelling my cruise because why in the world would anyone want to go on a cruise that featured? 1.Wait listed dinner times 2.Chair hogs 3.No classical or jazz 4.Bugs 5.No upgrade or up sell 6.Automatically closing balcony doors 7.Room stewards that want to clean the cabin 8.Documents that will not print in Firefox 9.No Frank’s red hot sauce 10. No onboard credit 11. Getting into port too early or too late 12.Ships that leave on time 13.Ships that make you put your clothes on in port 14.Open dinning, closed dinning, Free style dining, anytime dinning 15. Waitlist in general 16.Full ships, less than full ships, cancelled ships due to too few folks 17. Confusion over ship/shore time 18.Tips, automatic tips, no tips, tips not in the price of the meal 19.Rooms too close to stairwell/elevator or too far from them 20.Midnight buffets or that lack of them 21.E-docs, snail mail docs 22.Folks that smuggle on booze or folks that do not 23. Rude men/women 24.Crowded excursions 25.Pushy locals 26.Too many kids or too many old folks 27.Too may young folks on spring break 28.Needing a passport to travel outside of the country 29.Cabana robbers 30.People who wear lanyards around their neck, with pouch or with whole punch 31.Slow internet in the middle of an ocean 32.Karaoke songs, and folks that sing them 33.Making folks attend the Muster drill 34.What constitutes the proper wine bottle size to bring onboard 35.Elegant nights too many or not enough 36.Folks that dress up too much for elegant nights or do not 37.Cashless society, how does it work 38.Great food from room service or food that is not great 39.No more topless area (one of my real beefs) 40.Getting on board early or too late 41.Folks that don’t close drapes and those that do 42.Too much luggage, not enough 43.Norovirus 44.Getting kicked off the boat at the end of a cruise 45.Cruise fares that are reduced and are not reduced (depends on perspective) 46.Spring breakers on board during spring break 47.Coffee 48.Mirrors in rooms, lack of and size 49.Alcohol ______________(fill in the blank) 50.Port holes, inside rooms, balcony good/bad 51.Denver TV 52.Spending a fortune and having the kids bring on PS3 games 53.Drunk kids/adults/old people in ports 54.Cold food 55.So so eggs Benedict in DR 56.Dinner tables that are too large or too small 57.Ordering more than one main course at dinner 58.Tight casinos 59.Beer in bottles of cans 60.Charges to use a cell phone in the middle of an ocean 61.All you can eat food and folks that take advantage of it 62.Adult only pools or the lack there of 63.PVP’s that call or don’t call 64.Ship deck plans 65.Artwork on ships and décor featuring “nudes” 66.Too many smoking areas/ not enough smoking areas 67.Cannot get off on first tender (on ship with 2700 + guests) 68.Expensive ship sponsored excursions 69.Seasickness in the middle of an ocean 70.Trolls 71.TA’s on the boards 72.Undercover Carnival folks on the boards 73.Folks that get sick on board, especially old folks 74.Getting upgrades that are not perfect 75.Water quality on board not up to bottled level 76.Rough seas in the middle of an ocean 77.Missed ports due to weather conditions in the middle of an ocean 78.Hard beds, soft beds, beg bugs 79.Fun ship Freddy 80.Corking fee in the middle of an ocean 81.And my best all time complaint, getting addicted to something that all you are required to do is eat, sleep, drink, relax, and enjoy. This is the best post I've EVER seen on there boards! LOVE IT!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afcj1 Posted March 24, 2009 #33 Share Posted March 24, 2009 This is a FANTASTIC post. Too funny:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JES11583 Posted March 24, 2009 #34 Share Posted March 24, 2009 #86 No Filet Mignon! (but not to mention theres plenty of other steaks!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nunu Posted March 24, 2009 #35 Share Posted March 24, 2009 #87 No burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacation_junkie Posted March 24, 2009 #36 Share Posted March 24, 2009 #86 No Filet Mignon! (but not to mention theres plenty of other steaks!) We had Filet on the Glory....I'd ask for a refund on your cruise if you didn't get it on yours...:p :D I am still laughing at this post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JES11583 Posted March 24, 2009 #37 Share Posted March 24, 2009 We had Filet on the Glory....I'd ask for a refund on your cruise if you didn't get it on yours...:p :D I am still laughing at this post! ohhh who knows...I just read this from other posts... people complaining there was no filet mignon... so I dont know... I guessI will find out in a few weeks!!! haha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingofSomewhereHot Posted March 24, 2009 #38 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I really think waitlisted deserves to be mentioned more than twice with all the drama it's caused :D What does "waitlisted" mean??? I just realized it says that on my CCL page for my dinner time that I though was guaranteed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denton_Geek Posted March 24, 2009 #39 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Funny. I thought the name of this website was CruiseCritic.com... not CruiseCheerleader.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWPSquared Posted March 24, 2009 #40 Share Posted March 24, 2009 70.TrollsI didn't know they allowed trolls on board. Now we'll have to bring Harry Potter every time we cruise. Those things are dangerous! - Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maitlandmom Posted March 24, 2009 #41 Share Posted March 24, 2009 O.K. the only one I agree with is Funship Freddy. He scares me.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatsneaks Posted March 24, 2009 #42 Share Posted March 24, 2009 You forgot maybe no second entree in the dining room.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan40 Posted March 24, 2009 #43 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Funny. I thought the name of this website was CruiseCritic.com... not CruiseCheerleader.com You discovered our, "dirty little secret!":D Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crusinpsychRN Posted March 24, 2009 #44 Share Posted March 24, 2009 No irons allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mom2girls Posted March 24, 2009 #45 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Your list is just soooo true! It is too funny what people can find to complain about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JES11583 Posted March 24, 2009 #46 Share Posted March 24, 2009 No onboard credit! (or did I miss that one?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseb Posted March 24, 2009 #47 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Which ship had the trolls? I like trolls. I especially like snot-gurgles.;);) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumsykat Posted March 24, 2009 #48 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Classic! Thanks for my daily giggle!:D ((And oh yeah, Fun Ship Freddy freaked me out to begin with, but after enough alcohol he's a blast and a fun dancer!)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruisebie Posted March 24, 2009 #49 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I needed a good laugh! Thanks, Les! I think you've covered it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floridacruzin Posted March 24, 2009 #50 Share Posted March 24, 2009 I hope you did not buy insurance for your cruise as lately it seems no one on the boards makes the investment...can we do a name change so that I can go instead? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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