These boards have caused me to cancell my cruise

[Nunu]

84. My roll call thread has me thinking I need to shower more often.

[kansas kruiser]

:cool:Boy!!:rolleyes: I should have looked at that list before I booked the Dream this morning!!:eek: Oh well I guess I'll still go!!:p

[tnt091605]

Nobody is cruising anymore, the lines are to long and you can't find an open chair!

[jbroons]

#85 Incorrect spelling of dining (dinning) or dinner (diner)....and of course Steward the Stewart!

[Minoushka]

You are sooo right !!!!!Stay home

[Familyforce6]

You take the good, you take the bad........:cool:

[vacation_junkie]

Had a canceled appointment today and for kicks I decided to see what folks complained about on the board. I decided to go back to the first of March. What I found made me reconsider (not really) my trip in 24 days. It has been my desire to not miss anyone that I could upset and I tried to include all equally. Like W.C. Fields said (or should have said) I am free of prejudices, I hate everyone equally.

 

Cancelling my cruise because why in the world would anyone want to go on a cruise that featured?

1.Wait listed dinner times

2.Chair hogs

3.No classical or jazz

4.Bugs

5.No upgrade or up sell

6.Automatically closing balcony doors

7.Room stewards that want to clean the cabin

8.Documents that will not print in Firefox

9.No Frank’s red hot sauce

10. No onboard credit

11. Getting into port too early or too late

12.Ships that leave on time

13.Ships that make you put your clothes on in port

14.Open dinning, closed dinning, Free style dining, anytime dinning

15. Waitlist in general

16.Full ships, less than full ships, cancelled ships due to too few folks

17. Confusion over ship/shore time

18.Tips, automatic tips, no tips, tips not in the price of the meal

19.Rooms too close to stairwell/elevator or too far from them

20.Midnight buffets or that lack of them

21.E-docs, snail mail docs

22.Folks that smuggle on booze or folks that do not

23. Rude men/women

24.Crowded excursions

25.Pushy locals

26.Too many kids or too many old folks

27.Too may young folks on spring break

28.Needing a passport to travel outside of the country

29.Cabana robbers

30.People who wear lanyards around their neck, with pouch or with whole punch

31.Slow internet in the middle of an ocean

32.Karaoke songs, and folks that sing them

33.Making folks attend the Muster drill

34.What constitutes the proper wine bottle size to bring onboard

35.Elegant nights too many or not enough

36.Folks that dress up too much for elegant nights or do not

37.Cashless society, how does it work

38.Great food from room service or food that is not great

39.No more topless area (one of my real beefs)

40.Getting on board early or too late

41.Folks that don’t close drapes and those that do

42.Too much luggage, not enough

43.Norovirus

44.Getting kicked off the boat at the end of a cruise

45.Cruise fares that are reduced and are not reduced (depends on perspective)

46.Spring breakers on board during spring break

47.Coffee

48.Mirrors in rooms, lack of and size

49.Alcohol ______________(fill in the blank)

50.Port holes, inside rooms, balcony good/bad

51.Denver TV

52.Spending a fortune and having the kids bring on PS3 games

53.Drunk kids/adults/old people in ports

54.Cold food

55.So so eggs Benedict in DR

56.Dinner tables that are too large or too small

57.Ordering more than one main course at dinner

58.Tight casinos

59.Beer in bottles of cans

60.Charges to use a cell phone in the middle of an ocean

61.All you can eat food and folks that take advantage of it

62.Adult only pools or the lack there of

63.PVP’s that call or don’t call

64.Ship deck plans

65.Artwork on ships and décor featuring “nudes”

66.Too many smoking areas/ not enough smoking areas

67.Cannot get off on first tender (on ship with 2700 + guests)

68.Expensive ship sponsored excursions

69.Seasickness in the middle of an ocean

70.Trolls

71.TA’s on the boards

72.Undercover Carnival folks on the boards

73.Folks that get sick on board, especially old folks

74.Getting upgrades that are not perfect

75.Water quality on board not up to bottled level

76.Rough seas in the middle of an ocean

77.Missed ports due to weather conditions in the middle of an ocean

78.Hard beds, soft beds, beg bugs

79.Fun ship Freddy

80.Corking fee in the middle of an ocean

81.And my best all time complaint, getting addicted to something that all you are required to do is eat, sleep, drink, relax, and enjoy.

 

This is the best post I've EVER seen on there boards!

LOVE IT!:D

[afcj1]

This is a FANTASTIC post. Too funny:D

[JES11583]

#86 No Filet Mignon! (but not to mention theres plenty of other steaks!)

[Nunu]

#87 No burger

[vacation_junkie]

#86 No Filet Mignon! (but not to mention theres plenty of other steaks!)

 

We had Filet on the Glory....I'd ask for a refund on your cruise if you didn't get it on yours...:p :D

 

I am still laughing at this post!

[JES11583]

We had Filet on the Glory....I'd ask for a refund on your cruise if you didn't get it on yours...:p :D

 

I am still laughing at this post!

ohhh who knows...I just read this from other posts... people complaining there was no filet mignon... so I dont know... I guessI will find out in a few weeks!!! haha...

[KingofSomewhereHot]

I really think waitlisted deserves to be mentioned more than twice with all the drama it's caused :D

 

 

What does "waitlisted" mean??? I just realized it says that on my CCL page for my dinner time that I though was guaranteed!

[Denton_Geek]

Funny. I thought the name of this website was CruiseCritic.com... not CruiseCheerleader.com

[SWPSquared]

70.Trolls

I didn't know they allowed trolls on board.

 

Now we'll have to bring Harry Potter every time we cruise. Those things are dangerous!

 

- Steve

[maitlandmom]

O.K. the only one I agree with is Funship Freddy. He scares me.:D

[phatsneaks]

You forgot maybe no second entree in the dining room.:D

[dan40]

Funny. I thought the name of this website was CruiseCritic.com... not CruiseCheerleader.com

 

You discovered our, "dirty little secret!":D

 

Dan

[crusinpsychRN]

No irons allowed.

[mom2girls]

Your list is just soooo true! It is too funny what people can find to complain about!

[JES11583]

No onboard credit! (or did I miss that one?)

[mooseb]

Which ship had the trolls? I like trolls. I especially like snot-gurgles.;);)

[Mumsykat]

Classic! Thanks for my daily giggle!:D

 

((And oh yeah, Fun Ship Freddy freaked me out to begin with, but after enough alcohol he's a blast and a fun dancer!))

[cruisebie]

I needed a good laugh! Thanks, Les! I think you've covered it all!

[floridacruzin]

I hope you did not buy insurance for your cruise as lately it seems no one on the boards makes the investment...can we do a name change so that I can go instead? ;)