garigoun Posted May 22, 2009 #51 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Oh I never gossip, I only tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, wanna hear it lol. odd how these quotes are all mixed up though It's not odd at all. It's all part of the global, worldwide,international anti-Gari conspiracy. It's a good thing I'm paranoid. Gari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted May 22, 2009 #52 Share Posted May 22, 2009 It's not odd at all. It's all part of the global, worldwide,international anti-Gari conspiracy. It's a good thing I'm paranoid. Gari Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not all out to get you :eek: J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southwestie Posted May 22, 2009 #53 Share Posted May 22, 2009 It's not odd at all. It's all part of the global, worldwide,international anti-Gari conspiracy. It's a good thing I'm paranoid. Gari Oh Gari, dont get paranoid, the worlds not out to get you, or is it, sometimes theres anti everything conspiracy, maybe its the goat, who knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garigoun Posted May 22, 2009 #54 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Oh Gari, dont get paranoid, the worlds not out to get you, or is it, sometimes theres anti everything conspiracy, maybe its the goat, who knows How many more times??? It was NOT a goat. It was a rare African Oryx and I was simply taking care of it for a friend. ( And you're doing the double quote heading thing again. GET A GRIP.) A Persecuted Gari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southwestie Posted May 22, 2009 #55 Share Posted May 22, 2009 So does the rare African Oryx have a name? :D Now this quote thing, im lost, I think its something CC are doing:eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garigoun Posted May 23, 2009 #56 Share Posted May 23, 2009 So does the rare African Oryx have a name? :D Now this quote thing, im lost, I think its something CC are doing:eek: Not that it's any business of yours but the Oryx's name is 'Orace. We were properly introduced. A Polite Gari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sstitan Posted May 23, 2009 #57 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Best check with that psychiatrist then. Okay Laconia, whatever you say. You know best right? - Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southwestie Posted May 23, 2009 #58 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Not that it's any business of yours but the Oryx's name is 'Orace. We were properly introduced.A Polite Gari. Orace, I think maybe that thats the husband of hotense, there cant be that many of them, can there, I mean that is why they are rare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-dubya Posted May 23, 2009 #59 Share Posted May 23, 2009 No, complete insanity would be unable to type You need to read the posts on here more often...clearly "complete insanity" is quite capable to typing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-dubya Posted May 23, 2009 #60 Share Posted May 23, 2009 POINT OF ORDER Is it possible to pick holes in something that is already completely constructed of holes? And how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garigoun Posted May 23, 2009 #61 Share Posted May 23, 2009 And how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall? Only one but it's difficult to see as the builders surrounded it with a lot of masonry and stuff. Gari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted May 23, 2009 #62 Share Posted May 23, 2009 Only one but it's difficult to see as the builders surrounded it with a lot of masonry and stuff.Gari Actually, it's a little known fact that this famous London venue and landmark was originally known as The Albert Hole. It was only after it became obvious that the builders had got a little carried away with the stonework that the name was changed to Albert Hall. By the way, on a related topic, I have been doing a little research on my own account and I have it from a normally very reliable source that your "rare African Oryx" was, in fact, a small Welsh ewe called Blodwyn. It seems that your defence that you mistook her for a WRAF friend wearing a sheepskin coat was thrown out by the Court Martial, and you then embarked on your Merchant Navy career in an attempt to pursue your oviphilial activities in foreign parts without interference from the UK authorities. J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garigoun Posted May 24, 2009 #63 Share Posted May 24, 2009 By the way, on a related topic, I have been doing a little research on my own account and I have it from a normally very reliable source that your "rare African Oryx" was, in fact, a small Welsh ewe called Blodwyn. It seems that your defence that you mistook her for a WRAF friend wearing a sheepskin coat was thrown out by the Court Martial, and you then embarked on your Merchant Navy career in an attempt to pursue your oviphilial activities in foreign parts without interference from the UK authorities. J I see you have, in your usual precipitous and uninformed way, taken a firm grasp of the nether portion of the baton. In your continued delusion that I am of the Scottish ilk you have made some erronious assumptions. It is a well known and closely documented fact that it is the Celtic nations who harbour the prediliction for cross species liasons. I, having the scarlet corpuscles of Anglo-Saxony coursing through my thoroughly English veins, am too adequately supplied with a sufficient number of Letitias, Aramintas, and Penelopes of surpassing pulchritude to warrant any expedition into such zoological endeavours. And furthermore, IT WAS A BLOODY ORYX!! Gari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted May 24, 2009 #64 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I see you have, in your usual precipitous and uninformed way, taken a firm grasp of the nether portion of the baton. In your continued delusion that I am of the Scottish ilk you have made some erronious assumptions.It is a well known and closely documented fact that it is the Celtic nations who harbour the prediliction for cross species liasons. I, having the scarlet corpuscles of Anglo-Saxony coursing through my thoroughly English veins, am too adequately supplied with a sufficient number of Letitias, Aramintas, and Penelopes of surpassing pulchritude to warrant any expedition into such zoological endeavours. And furthermore, IT WAS A BLOODY ORYX!! Gari Yeah! Right! J PS - I once knew somebody called Araminta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laconia Posted May 24, 2009 #65 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Yeah! Right! J PS - I once knew somebody called Araminta Biblically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruachan Posted May 24, 2009 #66 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Biblically? No J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real PM Posted May 24, 2009 #67 Share Posted May 24, 2009 No J Oh, you were acquainted with Harriet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garigoun Posted May 24, 2009 #68 Share Posted May 24, 2009 No J Just give us a straight answer Jimmy. Gari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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