Top 10 Things That I Haven't Heard On A RCCL Boat

[redneck_dan]

10. There were no chair hogs today.
9. The shore excursions booked through RCCL are such a great bargain.
8. I know you booked a inside guarantee, but I am afraid that I will have to upgrade you to the Royal Suite since that is the only cabin available.
7. Free booze.
6. That is one sharp dressed redneck. Why didn't you wear overalls on formal night?
5. The head entertainer was better than what I could see in Vegas.
4. I lost 5 pounds on my last cruise.
3. Everyone with diaper babies is so considerate because they keep them out of the pool.
2. That 250 lb. redneck in Speedos next to the pool looks really sexy.
1. That ranch steak I had yesterday was so tasty, I want two today.

[garnetjanet]

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Janet
Monarch 11/01
Rhapsody 8/03
Golden Princess 12/03
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[PhoenixCruiser]

LMBO!!! Thanks Dan [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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[justcruzin85374]

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Soveriegn 92 E. Caribbean
Majesty 95 W. Caribbean
Granduer 97 E. Caribbean
Rhapsody 00 Mexico
Vision 02 Alaska
Radiance 03 Panama Canal
Brilliance 3/29/04



Radiance of the Seas/Panama Canal 10/18/2003
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My bags are always packed!
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[gambler]

LOL...

Monarch of the Seas 09/92
Majesty of the Seas 11/93
Sovereign of the Seas 09/94
Majesty of the Seas 11/95
Grandeur of the Seas 11/99
Grandeur of the Seas 11/00
Grandeur of the Seas 06/01
Grandeur of the Seas 02/02
Navigator of the Seas 12/02
Rhapsody of the Seas 06/03
Radiance of the Seas 11/03
Grandeur of the Seas 05/04
Navigator of the Seas 11/04

[Sophie]

Funny, Dan! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] The boards were getting a little stale...

Sophie
Counting down the days till we sail the Rhapsody! 12-5-04

[superjerryw]

You left out -

All spa treatments are free this cruise....
Book another cruise on board and get a second cruise free....
Lobster and Filet Mignon will be served every night....
RCCL has decided to pay your tips for you.....
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Donuts, is there anything they can't do....

[cruzinpsycharnp]

We're refunding the $3.95 JR charge.
There are guaranteed 3 winners in every bingo.
The Art auction is a great way to get great art cheaply.

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Queen Elizabeth 1963
Florida 1966
Mardi Gras 1980
Holiday 1982
Tropicale 1999
Pride 2002
Grand Princess 2003
Mariner 2004

[TonyaJune]

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UNTIL I SET SAIL ON THE JEWEL OF THE SEAS
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[rance222]

Dan that was great (especially #6).
Here are some more for your list:

10)I can't believe how efficiently this buffet line is moving.

9)Only $9.00 AND I get to keep the souviner glass.

8)Can we do the muster drill everyday for practice?

7)I wish we could tender at all ports.

6)That cruise director sure has original jokes.

5)Can you tell me again how much cheaper your cruise was because your sisters second cousin married a travel agent.

4)I love the way these salt water pools sting my eyes.

3)These showers are way to big.

2)I can't believe how loose these slots are in the casino.

1)I wish someone would take more pictures of me for $12.99.

[superjerryw]

Free Internet access for the duration of the cruise....
Shore Excursions will be priced the same as they are on shore.....
We'll find the steak sauce before you finish eating your steak...

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Donuts, is there anything they can't do....

[fajitapita]

How about...

We'll make sure your luggage is in your cabin by the time you get on the ship...

Don't forget about the free sodas in the Windjammer...

*Sigh* Oh well... I still love RCI anyway, otherwise I wouldn't have booked my cruise to Alaska on the Serenade [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]

Fajita Pita

Song of Norway 12/79
Tropicale 12/84
Explorer of the Seas 8/3/02
Mariner of the Seas 1/4/04

Serenading to Alaska for our 10th anniversary!
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Time until our next cruise
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[TBRay]

How about:

[B]That Ranch Steak is so tender I can cut it with a butter knife![/B]

[B]The cigarette smoke blowing in my face from the 'non-smoking' section is so refreshing![/B]

[B]I'm so glad everyone delayed our Port of Call by showing up late to immigration![/B]

[B]I just love 'edited for content' movies. It's great to see major story lines missing from the onboard flicks![/B]

[stretch]

And this.......

It sure is nice to see all those little children playing in the hot tubs and enjoying the elevators...

And this.......

Porters are available at check in to assist you bringing your bottles and coolers on board. Tipping is not necessary.

Stretch

Barcrawlers on ice, where will we turn up next?

Carnival Celebration 08/97
Carnival Fantasy 02/99
RCI Explorer 05/02
RCI Brilliance 04/03 The Barcrawler Legend Begins
RCI Brilliance 03/04 The Return of the Barcrawlers
Celebrity Summit 06/10/2005
Barcrawlers in Alaska

email address: [email]Stretchcrawler@yahoo.com[/email]

[thefish]

10. I’m sorry sir but you can’t cut into the buffet line. You’ll have to go to the end of the line.

9. Drinks are half price for happy hour from 5pm to 8pm.

8. Before we start bidding on this item, the starting bid for this Dali is really $1500 dollars more than it goes for on Ebay.

7. I won a bundle on the two dollar black jack table.

6. We can’t make this port because of bad weather but we will give you onboard credit and have free bingo for prizes and get to our next port early.

5. After practicing for at least once a week for years we finally have gotten the disembarkation process correct.

4. When we say wait until your number/color is called we mean it!!

3. This is really not a muster drill, we are trying to see how many people in funny orange life vests we can crowd into a 5 foot by 5 foot area for 30 minutes for the Guiness Book of World Records.

2. If we loose cabin pressure an oxygen mask will drop out of you ceiling.

1. No loud, drunk, obnoxious behavior will be allowed during Spring Break.

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[klingoncruiser]

Sorry, we are out of Ranch Steak this week. Would you like a nice 2 inch thick T-Bone?

I wrestled with reality for years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state, I finally won out over it. (Harvey 1950)

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[stretch]

My compliments to the chef, he cooked my steak exactly the way I wanted it!
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[thedrunkrock]

Dont forget this one...Since you were such friendly CC members we will give you a free cruise, oh btw you can pick anyone that you want.

[superjerryw]

To improve our corporate image we are switching from Heinz and Gulden's to Grey Poupon....

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Donuts, is there anything they can't do....

[Nancyquilts]

ROFL [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Thank you all so much. Nancy

[EBFURR]

As a 10 year RCCL cruiser, I can say I have never heard the phrase:
"Oh, you mean that _____ is free? You know they used to charge for that."

[stretch]

Tonight's suggested attire for Formal Night.....

TOGAS!
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and at Bingo......
This weeks bingo will be 100% payback, RCI thinks this is your money to win, we don't want a cent of it!
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[Liztoybiz]

And for being such a loyal Royal Carribean customer as special parting gift, we'd like to present your room steward, Pepe. He's yours to take home.

[parothead]

"honey, what suitcase (or piggly wiggly bag) did you pack the crock pot in?"

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[Cruise Cat]

--- My God!! I can't eat those Pancakes and French Toast from the Windjammer Breakfast Buffet, They're Too Hot!!!

--- Sir, just sit there in that quiet seat where you are reading your book in peace. We won't start moving all the furniture around you for some art auction/ other function. In fact, we will not be making annoying announcements about them the whole cruise.

--- My, they have things so organized here on this first formal night. They don't have everyone backed out into the atrium at all because the line for people who care about meeting the Captain are not blocking the entrance and neither are a bunch of annoying photographers.


--- The schedules for the shows are so well coordinated, just like Carnival. You can go to the early dinner seating, then go to the early show. Or, If you have the late dinner seating, you can go to the late show scheduled after you are done with your dinner.



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