redneck_dan Posted May 11, 2004 #1 Share Posted May 11, 2004 10. There were no chair hogs today. 9. The shore excursions booked through RCCL are such a great bargain. 8. I know you booked a inside guarantee, but I am afraid that I will have to upgrade you to the Royal Suite since that is the only cabin available. 7. Free booze. 6. That is one sharp dressed redneck. Why didn't you wear overalls on formal night? 5. The head entertainer was better than what I could see in Vegas. 4. I lost 5 pounds on my last cruise. 3. Everyone with diaper babies is so considerate because they keep them out of the pool. 2. That 250 lb. redneck in Speedos next to the pool looks really sexy. 1. That ranch steak I had yesterday was so tasty, I want two today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garnetjanet Posted May 11, 2004 #2 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Thanks for the laugh today! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Janet Monarch 11/01 Rhapsody 8/03 Golden Princess 12/03 [img]http://gifs.net/animate/plamtree.gif[/img] Our "Win-A-Cruise Bingo" Cruise on the Mariner 8/04 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=00bfff&cdt=2004;8;15;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhoenixCruiser Posted May 11, 2004 #3 Share Posted May 11, 2004 LMBO!!! Thanks Dan [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=191970&cdt=2004;6;26;17;1;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Navigator of the Seas 6/26/04 <center> <a href="http://www.escati.com/counter98/free_time_codes.htm"> [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/logos/time98.gif[/img]</center> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justcruzin85374 Posted May 11, 2004 #4 Share Posted May 11, 2004 [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Thanks! Soveriegn 92 E. Caribbean Majesty 95 W. Caribbean Granduer 97 E. Caribbean Rhapsody 00 Mexico Vision 02 Alaska Radiance 03 Panama Canal Brilliance 3/29/04 Radiance of the Seas/Panama Canal 10/18/2003 [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=ff00ff&cdt=2003;10;18;20;00;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img]Are we there yet? [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=ff00ff&cdt=2003;10;18;20;00;00&timezone=GMT-0800[/img] My bags are always packed! [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=800080&cdt=2004;3;29;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Brilliance 3/29/2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambler Posted May 11, 2004 #5 Share Posted May 11, 2004 LOL... Monarch of the Seas 09/92 Majesty of the Seas 11/93 Sovereign of the Seas 09/94 Majesty of the Seas 11/95 Grandeur of the Seas 11/99 Grandeur of the Seas 11/00 Grandeur of the Seas 06/01 Grandeur of the Seas 02/02 Navigator of the Seas 12/02 Rhapsody of the Seas 06/03 Radiance of the Seas 11/03 Grandeur of the Seas 05/04 Navigator of the Seas 11/04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sophie Posted May 11, 2004 #6 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Funny, Dan! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] The boards were getting a little stale... Sophie Counting down the days till we sail the Rhapsody! 12-5-04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjerryw Posted May 11, 2004 #7 Share Posted May 11, 2004 You left out - All spa treatments are free this cruise.... Book another cruise on board and get a second cruise free.... Lobster and Filet Mignon will be served every night.... RCCL has decided to pay your tips for you..... [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=00ff00&cdt=2004;3;19;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Donuts, is there anything they can't do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzinpsycharnp Posted May 11, 2004 #8 Share Posted May 11, 2004 We're refunding the $3.95 JR charge. There are guaranteed 3 winners in every bingo. The Art auction is a great way to get great art cheaply. [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=00ffff&cdt=2004;6;13;16;0;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] till Mariner Queen Elizabeth 1963 Florida 1966 Mardi Gras 1980 Holiday 1982 Tropicale 1999 Pride 2002 Grand Princess 2003 Mariner 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyaJune Posted May 11, 2004 #9 Share Posted May 11, 2004 [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Hilarious!!! [img]http://www.gifs.net/animate/vine.gif[/img] UNTIL I SET SAIL ON THE JEWEL OF THE SEAS [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=9400d3&cdt=2004;11;28;17;00;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] [img]http://www.gifs.net/animate/2hulagirls.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rance222 Posted May 11, 2004 #10 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Dan that was great (especially #6). Here are some more for your list: 10)I can't believe how efficiently this buffet line is moving. 9)Only $9.00 AND I get to keep the souviner glass. 8)Can we do the muster drill everyday for practice? 7)I wish we could tender at all ports. 6)That cruise director sure has original jokes. 5)Can you tell me again how much cheaper your cruise was because your sisters second cousin married a travel agent. 4)I love the way these salt water pools sting my eyes. 3)These showers are way to big. 2)I can't believe how loose these slots are in the casino. 1)I wish someone would take more pictures of me for $12.99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjerryw Posted May 11, 2004 #11 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Free Internet access for the duration of the cruise.... Shore Excursions will be priced the same as they are on shore..... We'll find the steak sauce before you finish eating your steak... [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=00ff00&cdt=2004;3;19;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Donuts, is there anything they can't do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fajitapita Posted May 11, 2004 #12 Share Posted May 11, 2004 How about... We'll make sure your luggage is in your cabin by the time you get on the ship... Don't forget about the free sodas in the Windjammer... *Sigh* Oh well... I still love RCI anyway, otherwise I wouldn't have booked my cruise to Alaska on the Serenade [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] Fajita Pita Song of Norway 12/79 Tropicale 12/84 Explorer of the Seas 8/3/02 Mariner of the Seas 1/4/04 Serenading to Alaska for our 10th anniversary! [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=552109271"]Roll call for Serenade 8/1/04 click here[/url] Time until our next cruise [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=9400d3&cdt=2004;8;1;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-0700[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBRay Posted May 11, 2004 #13 Share Posted May 11, 2004 How about: [B]That Ranch Steak is so tender I can cut it with a butter knife![/B] [B]The cigarette smoke blowing in my face from the 'non-smoking' section is so refreshing![/B] [B]I'm so glad everyone delayed our Port of Call by showing up late to immigration![/B] [B]I just love 'edited for content' movies. It's great to see major story lines missing from the onboard flicks![/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch Posted May 11, 2004 #14 Share Posted May 11, 2004 And this....... It sure is nice to see all those little children playing in the hot tubs and enjoying the elevators... And this....... Porters are available at check in to assist you bringing your bottles and coolers on board. Tipping is not necessary. Stretch Barcrawlers on ice, where will we turn up next? Carnival Celebration 08/97 Carnival Fantasy 02/99 RCI Explorer 05/02 RCI Brilliance 04/03 The Barcrawler Legend Begins RCI Brilliance 03/04 The Return of the Barcrawlers Celebrity Summit 06/10/2005 Barcrawlers in Alaska email address: [email]Stretchcrawler@yahoo.com[/email] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefish Posted May 11, 2004 #15 Share Posted May 11, 2004 10. I’m sorry sir but you can’t cut into the buffet line. You’ll have to go to the end of the line. 9. Drinks are half price for happy hour from 5pm to 8pm. 8. Before we start bidding on this item, the starting bid for this Dali is really $1500 dollars more than it goes for on Ebay. 7. I won a bundle on the two dollar black jack table. 6. We can’t make this port because of bad weather but we will give you onboard credit and have free bingo for prizes and get to our next port early. 5. After practicing for at least once a week for years we finally have gotten the disembarkation process correct. 4. When we say wait until your number/color is called we mean it!! 3. This is really not a muster drill, we are trying to see how many people in funny orange life vests we can crowd into a 5 foot by 5 foot area for 30 minutes for the Guiness Book of World Records. 2. If we loose cabin pressure an oxygen mask will drop out of you ceiling. 1. No loud, drunk, obnoxious behavior will be allowed during Spring Break. [img]http://mysite.verizon.net/res1durs/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/setrtl2b.jpg.w180h140.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klingoncruiser Posted May 11, 2004 #16 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Sorry, we are out of Ranch Steak this week. Would you like a nice 2 inch thick T-Bone? I wrestled with reality for years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state, I finally won out over it. (Harvey 1950) [url="http://messages.cruisecritic.com/2/OpenTopic?a=tpc&s=927093444&f=1683059817&m=1373015577"]Roll call Serenade of the Seas July 25th Click here[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch Posted May 11, 2004 #17 Share Posted May 11, 2004 My compliments to the chef, he cooked my steak exactly the way I wanted it! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedrunkrock Posted May 11, 2004 #18 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Dont forget this one...Since you were such friendly CC members we will give you a free cruise, oh btw you can pick anyone that you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superjerryw Posted May 11, 2004 #19 Share Posted May 11, 2004 To improve our corporate image we are switching from Heinz and Gulden's to Grey Poupon.... [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=00ff00&cdt=2004;3;19;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-0500[/img] Donuts, is there anything they can't do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancyquilts Posted May 11, 2004 #20 Share Posted May 11, 2004 ROFL [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Thank you all so much. Nancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EBFURR Posted May 11, 2004 #21 Share Posted May 11, 2004 As a 10 year RCCL cruiser, I can say I have never heard the phrase: "Oh, you mean that _____ is free? You know they used to charge for that." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch Posted May 11, 2004 #22 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Tonight's suggested attire for Formal Night..... TOGAS! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] and at Bingo...... This weeks bingo will be 100% payback, RCI thinks this is your money to win, we don't want a cent of it! [img]http://messages.cruisecritic.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liztoybiz Posted May 12, 2004 #23 Share Posted May 12, 2004 And for being such a loyal Royal Carribean customer as special parting gift, we'd like to present your room steward, Pepe. He's yours to take home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parothead Posted May 12, 2004 #24 Share Posted May 12, 2004 "honey, what suitcase (or piggly wiggly bag) did you pack the crock pot in?" [img]http://www.fancysplace.com/smileys/parrot.gif[/img] [img]http://escati.linkopp.net/cgi-bin/countdown.cgi?trgb=000000&srgb=00ff00&prgb=ff00ff&cdt=2004;11;13;17;0;00&timezone=GMT-06OO[/img] grandeur of the seas[img]http://mickey-reviews.com/holdgifs/parothead.gif[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruise Cat Posted May 12, 2004 #25 Share Posted May 12, 2004 --- My God!! I can't eat those Pancakes and French Toast from the Windjammer Breakfast Buffet, They're Too Hot!!! --- Sir, just sit there in that quiet seat where you are reading your book in peace. We won't start moving all the furniture around you for some art auction/ other function. In fact, we will not be making annoying announcements about them the whole cruise. --- My, they have things so organized here on this first formal night. They don't have everyone backed out into the atrium at all because the line for people who care about meeting the Captain are not blocking the entrance and neither are a bunch of annoying photographers. --- The schedules for the shows are so well coordinated, just like Carnival. You can go to the early dinner seating, then go to the early show. Or, If you have the late dinner seating, you can go to the late show scheduled after you are done with your dinner. Cruise Cat Unofficial Ambassador for the Community Vision of the Seas - 8/24/03 Rhapsody of the Seas - 9/1/02 Inspiration - 9/16/01 Jubilee - 9/12/99 <MARQUEE>[I]..........................SAIL ON LMAO!!!....ALWAYS TRUE NORTH!!!...LMAO FOREVER (LF)!!!!...................[/I]<MARQUEE> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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