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Honestly though if your cabin steward is lacking tell someone immediately. It's not like they can spit in your food or refuse to service your cabin.

They can surely scratch their ass with your toothbrush. :eek: :D

300lbs in St. Lucia.....I know cause I'm fat....lol

The percentage of people getting it vs. the 100's of millions of those who don't. Get out and live your life. Remember a short time ago "Ebola" was the big "scare"?

Condoms.......*drops the mic*. :D

Wish it was still on the room service breakfast. Was my favorite breakfast item to eat on my balcony.

Us too!! Everyday of the cruise it was our pre-breakfast before we really ate something....lol

Anyone know where it's held on the Conquest? Galley or?

What's a pirate's favorite pizza ingredient?

 

 

 

 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-egano

 

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OK....I'll give you a golf clap! :D

A rule that if someone is bitching about what others are wearing in MDR they have to eat on Lido the rest of the cruise.

Hold him by his ankles over the side and keep telling him he's going swimming. :D

Another low/no class here! :D

We just had it at the end of April and what a disaster. The port is very disorganized. What I suggest is hang around the area to board around noon and then when they start, just gang rush to get on. There is no control so you should be on quickly. The ship doesn't care about tendering and being lead to get on it. So just jump the line. Again Carnival doesn't care. When you get back, don't wait to get off cause FTTF gets you nothing early. Again just get in the line and walk off. No one checks anything or else you can be stuck on the ship until the afternoon.

:rolleyes: lol...."jump the line" in front of me....I dare you.

Sorry about your trip but we were on the Conquest the week before and it was terrible also. I reported on here and all the cheerleaders get bent out of shape. You boarded late because we never got into port before 730, a first for us. The ship is poorly run, staff is rude (probably because the ship is poorly run) and the food was very hit and miss. We had been away from Carnival for 4 years and should have save our money and went on something else. Let's see how the lemmings react to your report.

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The Spicy Chipotle Pineapple Martini from the Alchemy Bar is by far my favorite drink on (or off) a Carnival ship. Mmmm.

Agreed! We came off our last cruise looking for the mixer!

Dirty bannana

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fishermansbobswife..... What exactily is it that fttf gets you?

 

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But was your cabin ready at 11:45? I have a lot of carry on, and I like to unload it all in my cabin, with the door closed, not while they're still cleaning.

Bingo! Plus, I love to go to guest services and break a $20.00 just to laugh at the peeps grumbling in the long line. :D

Looks like i missed a good one Hope my July cruise is just as good ..

lol....my thoughts exactly!

I'd rather be chilled than too hot any day!

I do worry the ship will run out of alcohol, other times I worry if I'll be back on board before Guys burgers closes. :p

I get the same thing.....especially when I sign up for cheers. :D

Cans of vodka labeled "water" sold just outside terminals. Next million dollar idea. (#SharkTank):D

where's the poo pictures

Thank you CruzinScotty for the great review! I'll be on her over Halloween and can't hardly wait!

Thank you for your review.....sounds like a great time. I'll be on her for the Halloween cruise!

Is the limit 2 bottles of booze per cabin or 2 bottles per person in the cabin?

I was only able to order two bottles for the cabin. :rolleyes: