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In '99 I went on my hs graduation cruise and being young and hormonal I got a crush on our cabin steward but I didn't plan to "go there". One day I'm walking back to my cabin and I see him doing his work in my cabin so I just say hello and walk in, he says hello and gives me a confused look just as I realized that this was not my cabin. Not to walk out in shame and embarrassment I look at the bed, look at him, push him on the bed, give him a kiss on the lips, say "there" and walk out with dignity and a sense of accomplishment.

 

His smiles were larger than usual for the rest of the cruise.

That's very funny!!!

several years ago this happened on a celebrity cruise during the newly wed game. a man in his 30's was asked by the mc where was the strangest place you and your wife ever had sex. after a moment he replied "in an elevator". the mc pushed futher and asked "where" after several moments he replied "on this ship". when the wife was asked the same question, she fixed a stare on the mc and began turning red. after several request for an answer the wife said in a very low voice "an elevator". not stopping there the mc asked "where"? by now the wife was beyond red. but did say "on this ship". saw them later on the cruise getting off an empty elevator as i was getting on. had to wonder what might have happened moments before.

I imagine that was NOT one of the glass elevators! :eek:

i was dancing up in the club one night with this sweet guy on the Ledgend , and suddenly , every one is running to to windows, we look over, and we see ( its 2 am ish) a couple getting it on in the hottub , totaly nude. We start laughing, till my dance date yells " thats my baby sister!" his sister was my age( 16 at the time). He bolted , down and we all watched him, go out and scream at his sister, pointing up to the club. where we where all watching- i have never seen two people get dressed so quickly.

when he got back, a lot of people bough him drinks, to calm him down a little.

ewwwwwwww:o

Love the thread, Read it all today.

 

First Cruise, my wife and I were on the the upper level of the tender leaving the private island to go back to the ship. I learned then that since you will never see the people around you again, you can wear almost anything. A VERY elderly woman was wearing a very small bikini that looked more like a one piece. Only about an inch of skin existed between the waist of the bottoms and the top. :eek: After getting over seeing 2 very small strips of cloth running horizontally you notice 4 vertical lines that went from where her chest was supposed to be and where it landed. Never been surprised by anything on a cruise since.:)

You lost me on this one. First you say the bikini was very small, then you go on to say that there's only 1" of skin between the top of the bottom and the bottom of the top. Sounds more like a 2-piece to me. Then you go on to say you saw 2 very small strips running horozontally and 4 strips running vertically. I just can't get a picture of this.:confused:

A few years ago my wife and I got married on cruise and they had a reception for all the honeymooners/anniversary people. They pair up the couple married the least amount of time with the couple married the longest. We were married negative one day and they (Ben and Judith) were married 58 years. Anyway, we get to talking and it turns out that the Ben used to be in the underwear business and had a factory in San Juan (the port we were pulling into.) It also turned out that he was the guy who invented days of the week panties and he told us the real reason why there was no Sunday - but i'll never tell.

Oh come on...............you're a tease!!!;)

I think that's terrific. My hat's off to you!

I agree it was hilarious but please do not post just to say how funny it was. You might not realize it but many of us are subscribed to this thread. That means we get an e-mail every time someone posts to it. And we don't get anymore e-mail notifications until we go to the thread.

 

This means when two people respond by just putting "that is really funny" all those of us who are subscribing to e-mail alerts must visit the thread again or we don't get any more notifications.

 

So please, stop making comments unless you have a great story to add.

DrKoob- I feel sorry for you that this is such a hassle for you, but I too am subscribed and I know exactly how it works. It doesn't bother me one bit. Sometimes people who post a "bit" like this one appreciate knowing that other people appreciated the hilarity of the situation. If it's so much work for you, maybe it's best if you only subscribe to the threads that are of the utmost importance to you. I'm not sorry and I will continue to post small phrases to let others know I appreciate their input or help or (in this case) funnies.

Good luck to you in your quest.

"LYDIA TOLD HER NOT TO GET HER GROIN WAXED, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS BUT SHE DIDN'T LISTEN AND WAS ITCHING HORRIBLY FOR THREE WEEKS AFTERWARD.":eek:

That is really funny!!

awwwwwww, and I thought I was going to get another great story out of it!:p

In the case of the above picture, how'd the glass get broken?

I am still recovering from my Majesty of the Seas cruise with my 55 year old mother Nov 14-18. Apparently, the trip up the stairs for Muster from deck 2 to 7 caused my mom to suddenly decide she needed to REALLY use the bathroom even though she had plenty of notice and time to use it while we hung out in the cabin before 4:30 drill (as usual, she was on the cell phone yapping away about nothing instead).

 

They wouldn't let her back inside at first, but eventually she got through to find a rest room. Held up Muster waiting for her....everyone is glaring at me because of course I am part of the guilty party holding up the drill and departing the port....(and i am wondering if there is an extra available cabin or if it is too late to jump over the railings and hang out in South Beach for the week instead)

 

She comes back finally and Muster begins. I am standing a few feet away from her but I suddenly smell something funky-bad in the breeze. I ask her if everything is okay. "Oh, I didn't quite make it in time", says she very nonchalantly. What?!!? I look down and see she has big poo stain on the front of her light demin pants. Ooooh lovely. I step back away from her more, but then notice the back of her jeans. Both legs....all the way up. Poo streaks. Very noticable and stinky poo streaks. There is no denying what it is if anyone else sees it. (and of course, the smell is undeniable!). It was far worse than anything i'd seen from my three sons when they were infants and toddlers.

 

As soon as the drill is over and all is clear for sail away, I hand her my life jacket and instruct her to walk with both lifejackets behind her. We wait on the deck for as long as we can so we don't subject any poor soul from walking behind her and catching the stank.

 

Finally made it back and I drink 1/3 of the bottle of my contraband Captain Morgan (+ Diet Coke) while she cleaned up so we could go to early seating dinner where the embarassment kept on going...(I keep waiting for one of our table mates to write something about her in the thread about table mates)

55 Really isn't that old. I honestly, don't understand what your mom was thinking!!

I didn't think I had a funny story and then I remembered something I've been telling people for years.....

In August '99 on Celebrity Zenith from NY to Bermuda for our first cruise, DH and I were sitting out on the deck watching the Statue of Liberty and the other NY sites as we sailed out of the harbor. DH was more people watching and I made a comment about that. It was extremely windy and he said he was watching and waiting for one of the young girls' dresses to fly up. Well, then I started to semi watch. Just as DH looked away for some reason you guessed it, a 20something's dress flew up!:eek: Well, the part he missed was she had nothing on underneath!!!!:eek:

LMAO

Dw and I have found that late seating suits are cruising lifestyle. We usually have a full day on the islands or on the ship during sea days. We enjoy a little R&R in our cabin before getting ready for dinner. Main seating is too early for us since we find ourselves rushing around to get ready. when you incorporate a full day in the sun with excursions, shopping, and drinking, it is a relief to relax before getting ready for dinner, especially on formal nights.

 

John

Ditto!!

I honestly don't remember the name of the hotel, but I would look at a few parking garages and/or hotels and call them and ask them how much to park for 2 weeks. With enough homework, I think you'll probably hit on something. Good luck!!

we went out of ny in '99. i know that's a while back, but we parked in a hotel parking garage about 2 blocks away. i remember compared to the pier it was less than half the price. i honestly don't remember the name of the hotel, but you might want to consider calling a few of them and asking. (it can't hurt to ask.) dh dropped me off at the pier with all the baggage and then he parked and walked to the pier.

Good Luck!!