This is truly amazing....When I get onboard, I cruise the ship/get a couple drinks/relax/etc, and when I get to our room, I magically have clothes that are all the proper size hanging and in drawers. They even look remarkably similar to those at home.
Upon arriving home, as long as I go out and have fun and don't attempt to accomplish anything in the house, it appears nothing has been touched since we departed (clothes/ship games/etc). Only occasionally is there a suitcase that needs to be put away.
I've determined the key to this whole process is to be uninvolved, unstressed, and inattentive. Life is good.