**If I ran Carnival Cruise Lines, I would...**

[BC Todd]

have a covered pool in addition to an outdoor pool.

They must be listening because Conquest Class all ready have this!

 

Now, if I ran CCL I would have a live music stage in the casino for entertainment in the evenings...

[BC Todd]

If I ran CCL I would add more than bacon police in the buffet line:eek:

[Chowder_17]

I would have actual military discounts. Typical the military discount (if one is avaliable) is more expensive than the early saver.

[CanWeGoYet?]

If I ran Carnival, I would purchase a better grade of bacon. The bacon I had last month on the Imagination did not even taste like bacon. And have a tray of extra crispy, not just the soft stuff.

[glrounds]

I would instruct all pursers to give the best damn service possible and to go out of their way to please a passenger, but in the event a passenger mentions "compensation" in their request, start laughing hysterically, run to another crew member behind the desk, whisper in their ear telling them about the compensation request and they should start laughing uncontrollably and pointing at the person standing in front of the counter. This should go on at least 5 minutes or until the passenger hustles his/her sorry butt out of there. :D

[richfret]

How about a moving sidewalk (like in the air ports) that takes you from one end of the ship to the other. Of course, on the Spirit class ships, you would have to switch to an esculator to get over the middle dining room and then back down to the moving sidewalk.

[BC Todd]

If I ran CCL I would ban football games on the jumbo outdoor screens and replace them with NHL Hockey games:p

[dan40]

I would instruct all pursers to give the best damn service possible and to go out of their way to please a passenger, but in the event a passenger mentions "compensation" in their request, start laughing hysterically, run to another crew member behind the desk, whisper in their ear telling them about the compensation request and they should start laughing uncontrollably and pointing at the person standing in front of the counter. This should go on at least 5 minutes or until the passenger hustles his/her sorry butt out of there. :D

 

 

Purser Training 101, gotta love it!

[BC Todd]

If I ran CCL I would provide free cooking classes!

[Cheeseland Cruisers]

More beer choices (that don't include moe American Macro domestics). Maybe more native Caribbean beers for Caribbean cruises.

[BC Todd]

On the beer theme, I would also add a few Canadain selections too!

[ehfl]

Stop slamming into other ships at port.

[gatorclaw]

Wow...I would have to agree with the Picture suggestion...Leaving them on line would be awesome.

 

My biggest one....BRING BACK RED STRIPE!!! How can I cruise the Islands without the islands most famous beer!!!!

 

I'll go you one better: stock beers from the ports that are visited. Kind of a way to get excited about the coming ports and make it a drink special on the days at that port.

[Cheeseland Cruisers]

I'll go you one better: stock beers from the ports that are visited. Kind of a way to get excited about the coming ports and make it a drink special on the days at that port.

 

I agree. Would be a GREAT idea.

 

And how about a "beer tasting" similar to the wine tasting they do on sea day. Many people don';t even realize the range of beer tastes there are.

[bjgraham]

How about changing that same old video for the past guests parties. How many times do past guest have to be shown that Carnival started in 1972 ? We know, we know :rolleyes:. How about something showing future plans for Carnival. Also, a few free drink coupons for Platinum members when boarding or in theis stateroom would be nice :). We have more than enough picture frames & stationary. J & B :cool:

[crusinpsychRN]

If I ran Carnival Cruise Lines, I would sail an awful lot more.

 

Strictly to congratulate the crew personally on the fine job they do, harrumph!!!:rolleyes:

 

I'll be your assistant!

[crusinpsychRN]

#1. Get NEW Legends for the Carnival Legends Show.

#2 Bring back the RED PUNCH

#3 Enforce the Chair Hog rules

#4 Build new ships in the 80-100 thousand ton range. (Spirit - Conquest)

#5 Stop smoking in the piano bar. (Actually some ships already do this.)

#6 Assign a third ship to the Port of Tampa with another itinerary.

#7 Hire me to cruise constantly as the secret cruiser and report back to Carnival management. :D

 

I'm seconding you and stealing #7!

[crusinpsychRN]

Say that fast 3 times:D

 

:D:D:D I'm cleaning my monitor!!!

[crusinpsychRN]

If I ran Carnival, I would purchase a better grade of bacon. The bacon I had last month on the Imagination did not even taste like bacon. And have a tray of extra crispy, not just the soft stuff.

 

What is it with that limp, chewy, nasty bacon???:eek:

[BC Todd]

If I ran CCL I would have seminars (and vidoes on the big screens) for the ports that has nothing to do with shopping or tours, but with the history, people and culture of the ports...

[dommer573]

Add itineraries for Seattle. We will have Alaska cruises sailing from here next year, but more choices would be welcome. More west coast cruises, or a few that go to Asia would be wonderful.

 

I agree, but not just Seattle, but San Fransisco up to Alaska with stops in Seattle, Vancouver or down to San Diego, Mexico. etc.

[madelinerose]

I would remove the circus-like atmosphere in the mdr. ;)

[BC Todd]

If I ran CCL I would have one dinning room and one sitting for BLACK TIE dinners to ensure all were in the same attire.

[EMTRa]

If I ran CCL I would have one dinning room and one sitting for BLACK TIE dinners to ensure all were in the same attire.

 

Yes! ;)

[spencercoop]

How about a moving sidewalk (like in the air ports) that takes you from one end of the ship to the other. Of course, on the Spirit class ships, you would have to switch to an esculator to get over the middle dining room and then back down to the moving sidewalk.

 

The Spirit class ships do not have a middle dining room. All the other Carnival ships have a middle dining room.