Epic video poker pay tables?

[PokerDave]

I realize cruise ships pay tables generally are one notch below abysmal, but anyone know what the best pay tables are for VP on Epic?

[patseacruiser]

I am on there this weekend and just hoping they have a 5 of a kind machine. I don't like to play royal flush machines. Now if that's all they have then it will save me a small fortune because I just don't enjoy even playing them.

[PokerDave]

I am on there this weekend and just hoping they have a 5 of a kind machine. I don't like to play royal flush machines. Now if that's all they have then it will save me a small fortune because I just don't enjoy even playing them.

 

Pat, do you mean Joker poker? I'm not sure what you mean by a 5 of a kind machine.

[garycarla]

They will not be the best. But a guy called BEEJAY or something like that did a very detailed review last week about the Epic including all the pay tables.

[BeeeJay]

2 Weeks old.......horrific, worst I've ever seen.

 

 

The rabbit didn't seem to mind though.....

 

[PokerDave]

2 Weeks old.......horrific, worst I've ever seen.

 

 

What a great trip report. I had started reading it early but you weren't on the ship yet and I never made it back over there until now.

 

You showed the 6/5 (gasp) DDB ( 94.5% return ). Surely that wasn't the best game?

[BeeeJay]

seems like I noted a 7/5 JOB at $2/$5 level that stood out. All the paytables but that were similarly bad.

 

Yeah I think the best was teh 7/5 $2 JOB on the bartops at the far end of the casino.

[PokerDave]

seems like I noted a 7/5 JOB at $2/$5 level that stood out. All the paytables but that were similarly bad.

 

Yeah I think the best was teh 7/5 $2 JOB on the bartops at the far end of the casino.

 

Guess I'll be playing table games...

[BeeeJay]

Guess I'll be playing table games...

 

roulette is standard 00, but they run it so slow and its usually $5 minimum, so still bad odds but no worse than usual.

 

craps inside bets, hardways are even worse than normal 15-1, 30-1, 7-1, 9-1, etc. $10 min 3-4-5 times odds.

 

best bet in the casino is prob craps with odds, no carny bets. still i just heard, 7 out, over and over and over.

 

I ended up playing slow quarter VP, the coin dropper, and roulette going every other spin just to get a few free drinks.