Cruise Blues Cures

[ColoradoJuli]

Found this on another board and to share:

 

CURES FOR THE "I NEED A CRUISE" BLUES

 

 

Ring the front doorbell six short, one long blast and assemble the family outside for life boat drill.

 

Twist your pajamas into animal shapes (Carnival passengers only).

 

Sing karoke in the shower. (Cordless mike recommended).

 

Take all the paintings off your wall and hold an art auction.

 

Attend local "Friends of Bill W" meetings and tell them you're a cruisaholic.

 

Cook up a midnight buffet.

 

Watch "Love Boat" (original series) on cable, tape segments and re-watch throughout the day.

 

Give family a floor plan of the house with directions to the dining room. Tell them tonight is formal.

 

Stick a pink paper umbrella in your morning coffee.

 

Hang a card on your bedroom door before retiring at night, wait for room service to wake you in the morning with fresh coffee.

 

Make bingo at the local church a scheduled family ********.

 

Flush your toilet five times to simulate sound of evac plumbing.

 

If you are the person doing all this work, distribute small envelopes and tipping guidelines.

[BrendaB1]

Book another cruise....quick! :D

[WeatherGeek]

Hahaha that was cute.

 

A week after my boyfriend and I got back from the Valor, I went over to his place and he cooked me dinner....he crafted up a menu similar to the ones on the ship and allowed me to choose my appetizer, salad, entree and dessert (well, he only had one of each listed, but STILL ) He even got up before the dessert course to do a silly song and dance like our waiters did. It was so cute and thoughtful of him and made me feel better about PCD.

[LizaMM]

If you are the person doing all this work, distribute small envelopes and tipping guidelines.

 

 

Now THIS......THIS just gave me the greatest idea!!!!!!

 

Think I just figured out how I'm going to save up for my next cruise....which will solve the Cruise Blues when I get back from my upcoming cruise! :D

[mattmdv]

Some of those brought back great memories of the past cruises, and gets me more excited for the next one.

 

Matt